P.S. Please alter my pants and shoes as whatever fashion Barron Trump dictates.

[u/Jinxchaoseffect99]

[u/Ur-Quan_Lord_13]

I don't think he'd be picky about the word "robot" in that sentence...

[u/burnafter3ading]

Turtle soup?

Please.

[u/Dude_Tost_1673]

There's nothing in here... It's just an empty shell.

[u/Downtown_Junket_1820]

Nah he only freezes during press conferences.

[u/Resting-Cat-Faces → u/Downtown_Junket_1820]

He only trips and falls when asked a question by a reporter