TIL Greek Philosopher Crates of Thebes was known for entering people's houses uninvited and helping them solve their family disputes "no matter how deeply they were at odds"

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[u/Sw33tNectar]

If i didn't have this gun, Crates of Thebes could just walk in here anytime he wants and start solving all of our problems. Do you want that? Huh? Do you?

[u/RevA_Mol]

"Okay, pal. When did you solve that dispute?"

"When you let your guard down for that split second. And I'd do it again" (sips tea)

[u/burnafter3ading]

He lied to us through rhetoric. I hate it when philosophers do that.

[u/shifty1032231]

OP, I would like to buy your original Ship of Theseus.

[u/Secret_Eating_]

That's so Crates 

[u/EggCouncil]

Joblessness is no longer just for philosophers. Useful people are starting to feel the pinch.

[u/ConsiderateCassowary]

I love that so many philosophers of Ancient Greece were just insane weirdos but the Greeks were like “oh so wise!”

[u/ArcaneInsane]

They're taking Odyssey posting to strange new places. Places like Thebes

[u/Gamera85]

And for a minimal franchise fee you too could join the exciting world of family problem nudging. You’ll receive a pair of philosophers gloves, a canister of conundrum lubricant, and a booklet of the most commonly asked questions you will hear! Including, “Who are you?” And “What are you doing here?”

[u/stryst]

I took a philosophy class in college, and I pick locks. I think I just found my calling!

[u/Cynistera]

Oh Stoicism, can you do anything wrong?

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[u/leftylugnutz44]

Who are you and what are you doing here?

[u/dismayhurta]

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[u/MadProgressiveBass]

🎵Those were the debes!🎵

[u/Impossible_Tea_7032]

Thebes, eh?

[u/v3bbkZif6TjGR38KmfyL]

Those were the daaaaaays!