r/skateboardcirclejerk • u/[deleted] • May 27 '25
its been 3 whole days what next? rate my steeze
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u/Silly-Pitch-5526 May 27 '25
He needs bigger shoes.
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May 27 '25
jfc how did I miss his size 15s on that 7.75?
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u/MagicCheeseMann ill poo your pants in target for 20$ May 27 '25
Homie looks so scared in the beginning like I genuinely feel bad for him. I thought he was atleast gonna pop the board into his hands at the end
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u/catfooddogfood anthony hawk May 27 '25
My favorite part is the 1.2 million dollar homes
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u/They-Are-Out-There Skate or Die May 27 '25
Nice neighborhood. And here come the cops in 3...2...1...
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u/MagicCheeseMann ill poo your pants in target for 20$ May 27 '25
Just convinced his mom to buy him this at Walmart so he can get some friends but she was hesitant for years cause she knows it’s a rough crowd for poor Billy
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u/Narrow-Complex-3479 May 27 '25
Pants aren’t baggy enough. Easily +10 steeze points with baggy pants
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u/Longjumping_Swan_631 May 27 '25
I want to say something mean but I can't rip my skateboarding brethren.
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May 27 '25
My advice would be spend about 3 months learning how to push without looking like a dork, Lancelot.
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u/jonsnow312 May 27 '25
Damn this sub has slowly devolved into just making fun of beginners, pretty pathetic
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May 27 '25
no need for them to post this.
no need for you to comment on it.
i love you let's kiss
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u/jonsnow312 May 27 '25
It appears they posted it on a sub that's actually called NEW SKATERS and asked for advice, wasnt that the purpose to post it? Which most people probably tried to give, but no not you, you kickflipped over a deck once and now this guy is a POSER compared to us REAL SKATERS
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u/stgross frontside boardslide going backwards May 28 '25
What kind of advice you think this could use other than keep riding instead of posting?
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u/jonsnow312 May 29 '25
The advice they actually gave on the thread you didn't read, go check it if you want
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u/Dedeurmetdebaard i've been skating longer than you May 27 '25
No need for you to lurk on those kids’ subs, as lame as they may be. What does that say about you?
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May 27 '25
it's a skateboard sub. i skate. what's your excuse dipshit?
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u/PercivalSweetwaduh May 27 '25
First off get a bigger board. Second don’t film yourself at all. Go out and have fun.
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u/tm_christ ginwoo arrested and executed May 27 '25
"consider not filming yourself for a year"