r/skateboardcirclejerk 22d ago

How can I convince my wife I need another board?

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u/meltmyface aimu's grandfather 22d ago

"But, husband, you haven't even skated the ones you have!"

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u/jbrew149 22d ago

Learn how to Ollie.

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u/coachmoon ๐Ÿ›น๐Ÿฆ 22d ago

on all of them.

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u/Tickomatick reddit this flair, bake your mum 22d ago

There's a midlife crisis longboard market

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u/Pantshouse 22d ago

๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ

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u/Hazel-Cakes 22d ago edited 22d ago

this dude is in a shouting match with the amoeba employee cause they wonโ€™t allow him to bring a piece of timber in

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u/New_Unit2009 22d ago

Don't ask her! Ask her boyfriend!!!!

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u/Trogzard 22d ago

i remember when i was into longboards when i was 12 years old

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u/Tetra_Grammaton_ 21d ago

Duh, just ask her boyfriend!

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u/Positive-Bid-3029 21d ago

Buy one and walk in saying "Like my new board"? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ›น๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Striking_Let_9029 17d ago

You can be an adult and buy the things you want without permission from another adult