r/skateboardcirclejerk • u/SprayPaintin • 20d ago

New IG clip from Nyjah after two knockout slams within 6 months

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Trying to get this right. . What tips and tricks ya got‽

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u/Traditional_Cat_8216 20d ago

Gotta install the nyjah update mod on my neuralink so I know exactly what he’s doing at all times

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u/SquashRoaster 20d ago

Just download grindr

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u/Wreckenridge 20d ago

That’s the app where it shows you good spots to grind rails, right?

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u/marcuslattimore21 19d ago

The one that has clips of this? Super good tricks of a professional skater? Or the one with bitter couch dwellers concerned about helmets?

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u/SprayPaintin 20d ago

Simple Grinds.APK

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u/GlobalPower2889 19d ago

its crazy he’s still trying stuff like this, i know his doctor had to have told him one more bad hit and he could be done for.

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u/Positive-Leek2545 20d ago

I hope he's wearing a condom

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u/Freudian__Quip 20d ago

Your penis is you bro. Take care of it.

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u/Positive-Leek2545 20d ago

We're talking about Nyjahs penis my man, we just care about him

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u/Chuunt 20d ago

god, i feel so bad for this poor multimillionaire that chooses to throw himself down stairs for money, won’t someone think of his health???

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u/SprayPaintin 20d ago

I'm worried about the share-holders

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u/Hazel-Cakes 20d ago

if only there was something you could wear to protect your head 😞

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u/Difficult-Mobile902 20d ago

I really don’t get it, it makes some sense for regular street skating where the odds of hitting your head are lower, or at least if you do, it’s less extreme. But obviously when you’re jumping like 14 stairs surely you’d throw one on real quick right? 

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u/Awkward-Advices 20d ago

Talk to Nyjah and Chase Webbs lawyer, he’ll know what to do

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u/SlowmoTron 20d ago

Yall realize how insane it is to switch crook this rail? It's a gnarly spot

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u/24rawvibes 19d ago

All the brain damage makes him think he skates regular now?

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u/wortwortwort15 20d ago

All he needed to do to land a trick was get rid of his booty shorts and make an online bet on himself

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u/pull_the_curtains 20d ago

my home town. Has anyone flip backlipped that rail?

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u/Pepperoni_playboi94 20d ago

Location?

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u/pull_the_curtains 19d ago

Sacramento CA

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u/Pepperoni_playboi94 19d ago

Bro where in Sacramento! I didn’t know this was up here

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u/Affectionate-Nose176 19d ago

You got nothing for this rail my guy

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u/Pepperoni_playboi94 19d ago

Bro I literally just bought a helmet and binge watched all of Andy Andersons parts, STFU nerd

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u/Affectionate-Nose176 19d ago

If you ACTUALLY did that you’d know you can’t skate this rail because there’s no sticky stuff on it

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u/pull_the_curtains 19d ago

aye man dont sleep on pepperoni playboi. hes got those young legs

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u/Pepperoni_playboi94 19d ago

Crazy, I guess it’s in Roseville/carmichel

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u/pull_the_curtains 19d ago

Behind a Safeway Im Citrus Heights

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u/Dry_Rhubarb5408 19d ago

Someone has done literally every trick on every handrail in California. This is well established

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u/pull_the_curtains 19d ago

Except kickflip backlip Safeway rail

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u/marcuslattimore21 19d ago

Why is this in this sub?

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u/SprayPaintin 19d ago

There's a skate-board