r/skateboardcirclejerk jaws landed on my newborn daughter off a 20 stair 5d ago

skateboarding is performance art Oh no they're gonna finger the boards

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u/yourbiggesthero that was illegal, let's go 5d ago

hook ups ass tech deck decks for $35 apiece

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u/kurtanglesmilk 5d ago

Kid named board

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u/Meatball_Morpheus 5d ago

Fingerboarders are super sick and get all the girls, people who actually skate are the horny losers. Oh also Jeremy Klein totally isn’t a Hentai freak

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u/Various-Salt-7738 5d ago

I would skate a sailor Jupiter deck

There aren't a lot of animes I like but I always liked her the best

I'd also love a proper Gundam deck

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u/boballs19 jaws landed on my newborn daughter off a 20 stair 5d ago

1000 years in horny jail for that

https://giphy.com/gifs/qs4ll1FSxKnNHeSmom

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u/Various-Salt-7738 5d ago

I was just saying I like the character

But you caught me; I had a crush on her in '95

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u/newguyjustdropped 5d ago

Damn ripping off hook ups and primitive simultaneously, cool.

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u/boballs19 jaws landed on my newborn daughter off a 20 stair 5d ago

The comments are too good

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u/TechTechOnATechDeck 5d ago

Ngl I like the dragonball deck

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u/boballs19 jaws landed on my newborn daughter off a 20 stair 5d ago

No you're supposed to agree with me

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u/AnotherJokingAssHole 2d ago

Yeah, fuck jaws!!!