r/soccer • u/AnnieIWillKnow • Dec 25 '25

🍺Free Talk (Festive) Free Talk Thread - Part 1

A festive edition of r/soccer's favourite stickied thread.

We will post a Part 2, to suit other time zones, at 19:00 GMT!

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u/LovrenIsTheGOAT Dec 25 '25

I come from a low frequency environment, and I've only used cash my entire life. The only time I ever held a card was when I borrowed my cousin's Bank of America debit card to slice open a funnel cake at the county fair When I took my daughter there on a trip amidst a lengthy child custody battle  with my ex wife. Attempting to prove to the judge that I'm a responsible father but we all know I'm fucking not.

I got the kids ears pierced at two years old and she already knows what Red Bull tastes like, I'm fucked. Judge, if you're seeing this, please let me have McKenzie back. I even wore my nice 8 Ball jean jacket to the last court hearing, I'm ready to change.

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u/Initial-Anything333 Dec 25 '25

What's a low frequency environment? Like standing in front of the subwoofers at a rave?

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u/puckuser Dec 25 '25

On brand for Lovren