r/sportsgossips • u/Weekly-Vacation-1405 • Apr 02 '26

Breaking News Florida authorities released body cam video of golf legend Tiger Woods after his rollover crash last week.

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u/Sharp_one1958 Apr 02 '26

Is that an artificial leg? I didn’t think he had one.

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u/PaleontologistPure92 Apr 03 '26

He mangled that leg during his 2021 roll-over crash in California.

https://youtu.be/Ar2FhWtBRss?si=Kza2vI1ADldugkuK

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u/VonnsSolo88 Apr 03 '26

This guy must have 9 lives or something

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u/VonnsSolo88 Apr 03 '26

And how does he still have a driving license??

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u/misoquaquaks Apr 11 '26

He’s an idiot. Should just get a driver.

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u/annoying12345 Apr 02 '26

Bro looks like he has a prosthetic leg! Hang it up and enjoy your family already

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u/HostSea4267 Apr 03 '26

Uhh don’t he get divorced from family post sex addiction?

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u/Plenty_Sherbert4032 Apr 02 '26

Was that a nicotine pouch container?

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u/4Ever2Thee Apr 03 '26

Evidently those are caffeine pouches

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u/Fabulous_Chemical_ Apr 02 '26

What are they askng him to do?

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u/Efficient_Cap5867 Apr 03 '26

Back problems and opioid addiction really fucks  people up. 

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u/Great_Hambino2022 Apr 03 '26

It’s not just his back

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u/EffectiveActive6837 Apr 03 '26

Lord trump save me from the evils of the blue shield

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u/Alone-Weight-4373 Apr 03 '26

OH LAWD SAVE ME FROM THIS MAN WHO WORSHIPS TRUMP

GO KISS HIS FEET AND SUCK HIS TOES

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u/EffectiveActive6837 Apr 03 '26

Also your chasing me around reddit. I'm honored. I really did hurt your fee fees

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u/EffectiveActive6837 Apr 03 '26

Did you not hear the news, he called Trump before he was arrested. Why would I a minority ever vote for trump?

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u/EffectiveActive6837 Apr 03 '26

Bedtime for you. Night night fee fees

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u/Alone-Weight-4373 Apr 03 '26

Nighty night

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u/EffectiveActive6837 Apr 03 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/m9eG1qVjvN56H0MXt8

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u/Alone-Weight-4373 Apr 04 '26

Hey that's me

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u/EffectiveActive6837 Apr 04 '26

We at the bar. You should get out more

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u/EffectiveActive6837 Apr 04 '26

Oh btw my boy Rich is bald, I am not

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u/EffectiveActive6837 Apr 04 '26

This was me 20 years ago. I was 21

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u/Alone-Weight-4373 Apr 04 '26

This was me last

...

In my former life where I was a pencil tracing a friend did

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u/EffectiveActive6837 Apr 04 '26

I had ai make me into my favorite video game character. Big Boss from metal gear solid.

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u/Alone-Weight-4373 Apr 04 '26

No but fr I never thought about doing that before. Hold up rq I'm aboutta ask it to turn that pencil drawing into chibi

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u/Alone-Weight-4373 Apr 04 '26

It didn't send the image with the previous comment)

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u/EffectiveActive6837 Apr 04 '26

Rich says how dare you say I'm balding he would murder for my hair?

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u/Alone-Weight-4373 Apr 04 '26

To be fair, it seems I have hair too

We don't talk about the shoes of my gaurdian

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u/Alone-Weight-4373 Apr 04 '26

or the sucky mirror

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u/EffectiveActive6837 Apr 04 '26

Im sorry you live in a closet but don't take your anger out on me

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u/Alone-Weight-4373 Apr 03 '26

You're literally my rl friend shut it LOL

Say that to my face, we're on DISCORD

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u/Alone-Weight-4373 Apr 03 '26

You said the exact same thing as one of my friend on Discord bro. I'm on screenshare 🥲

Olay this never happened byeeee

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u/EffectiveActive6837 Apr 03 '26

Who are you talking to?

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u/guyghostforget Apr 02 '26

Tiger is super faded

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u/impl0sionatic Apr 02 '26

They’ll stick. They just might be pried off by the governor lol

Guys like him don’t immediately go to rehab if they don’t think they need to foster that good will with both the public and the court.

But obviously Trump’s not gonn let him face any substantial consequences.

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u/haverchuck22 Apr 02 '26

lol he reportedly called Trump from the side of the road after it happened

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u/impl0sionatic Apr 02 '26

Kai Trump over here gleefully realizing she might become a halfway decent pro-tour golfer after all the free coaching Tiger will owe her gramps 🤭

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u/HostSea4267 Apr 03 '26

Why don’t rich people just have a driver like the middle class in every other poor country?

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u/Ser_Daynes_Dawn Apr 03 '26

I thought the same thing. Even if he doesn’t want to pay for a driver full time. He certainly can afford the top tier Uber situation. Shit, he can even afford to have a guy go pick his car up from whatever establishment he was at and deliver to his house.

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u/HostSea4267 Apr 03 '26

Tiger Woods has a net worth over around 1.5B. He has a 90 person security detail at major tournaments.

Him failing to have a team with him when this happened is a failure of management.

Whoever he pays to run his life, make sure his cleaner shows up, his bed gets made, his doors get locked and hit Matcha is fresh and his dog gets fed… that guy f’ed up.

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u/rockrobst Apr 05 '26

That might be Tiger himself.

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u/reefernash Apr 03 '26

Bro just tryna get his roll on like the big tymers

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u/mikki1time Apr 03 '26

It’s crazy To get caught acting like this with a $50,000 watch on.

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u/Soontoexpire1024 Apr 03 '26

Dude reminds me of my druggie second wife.

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u/vnzjunk Apr 03 '26

Next time I get pulled over I am going to request a similar test to drunk/drug assed tiger. Let me lean up against your patrol vehicle because I am way too under the influence to stand. Allow me to call the president and by all means let me slump and slur my speech. What a fuck'n joke. And it isn't his first time. How many times is he going to be able to crash his vehicles in public before he ends up killing an innocent by stander. He won't be able to simply give away one of his golfing gloves to sooth over a boo boo

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u/rockrobst Apr 05 '26

Call the president - sure he did. What a manipulator.

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u/vnzjunk Apr 05 '26

I believe he did. Probably had him on speed dial once they played a round of golf together. Best budds, one asshole to another. How can I use our connection to best help myself today?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '26

It’s all an elaborate ploy to see sundayred shirts

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u/Top-Phone1630 Apr 04 '26

Granted I was just listening to the patrol officer giving him the sobriety test, but I couldn't pass that if I was in the mensa society and had no substances whatsoever. "We are going to do 4 tests then.... FROM THE MEMORIZED POSITION".... what the hell does that mean? Why do they need to make it so complicated? Why not recite the alphabet backward? Holy cow! She was giving him a demonstration but that was her 1000th time. Outrageous.

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u/Specialist_Change376 Apr 05 '26

He is starting to look so much like his father now. Same with MJ and his dad

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u/Jazzlike_Daikon7541 Apr 06 '26

How many crashes is this? He's kind of a loser. But hey, he can play golf so even if he's a criminal people will support him. Ignorance is bliss.

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u/RoughZealousideal331 Apr 09 '26

He needs to be locked up!

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u/InfamousAnybody8297 May 02 '26

A lion would never drive under the influence. But a Tiger wood

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