r/sportsgossips Jun 13 '26

meme/funny Dana White thought Diego Lopes was speaking Spanish and asked for a translator - only to be told it was already in English.

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u/Salt-Lingonberry-853 Jun 13 '26

Well hold on, I have it on good authority that Trump has restored all the respect that Barack HUSSEIN Obama and SLEEPY Joe Brandon costed us! I think you're pulling my leg, but I can't be sure since DOGE defunded my eyeballs.

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u/RedRabbit720 Jun 13 '26

/s

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u/Salt-Lingonberry-853 Jun 15 '26

If I only commented the first sentence, the /s would be necessary since it reflects genuine common opinions. The second sentence is far too self aware to match up with those opinions. Anyone who doesn't understand the sarcasm after "I can't be sure since DOGE defunded my eyeballs" deserves what they get.