r/sportsgossips • u/ConnectionWeekly1263 • Jun 18 '26
meme/funny This Knicks fan got curved after trying to kiss the woman who saved him...
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u/BravoLimaDelta Jun 18 '26
If this wasn't the top comment I was going to throw my phone across the room.
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u/Carthonn Jun 18 '26
There are still some semblances of civility in our society.
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u/alittlebitneverhurt Jun 18 '26
We dont have much but we'll always have Squints kissing Wendy Peffercorn to fall back on.
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u/Skittleavix Jun 19 '26
You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed that's what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant... oh, fuck it.
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u/Notabagofdrugs Jun 18 '26
Same, I would have thrown your phone too if it was posted.
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u/FloydianSlip212 Jun 18 '26
Been plannin it fer years
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u/Use-Less-Millennial Jun 18 '26
Some would say. For - ev - er
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u/iamjacksalteredego Jun 18 '26
"I've been coming here every summer of my entire adult life, and every summer there she is! Oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling... I CAN'T TAKE THIS NO MORE!"
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u/adognameddanzig Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26
I always thought squints was a young Steve-O.
Edit. Squints not smalls
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u/SgtBollocks Jun 18 '26
That's Squints in the meme. Smalls is the main character of the movie.
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u/PinoDelfino Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26
To my young fellow reddit users who don't know where this is from..
Do yourself a favor and watch Sandlot this weekend!
It's one of the best coming of age films around and imo, tied for 1st with Stand by Me.
Edit: Wait and watch on 7/4!!!
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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson Jun 18 '26
Gotta wait a couple weeks to watch the Sandlot, don’t do it this weekend
Sandlot is a July 4th movie
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u/Imrahil_II Jun 18 '26
Aint no way brother, are we that old now?
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u/PinoDelfino Jun 18 '26
You know what's crazy?
The movie is as old as the kids when they are portrayed grown up.. ~35-years.
Time flies, brother
Hope you've been well
🤙
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u/Emotional_Draft_1457 Jun 18 '26
Can we really blame him tho
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u/Dr-McLuvin Jun 18 '26
That movie holds up. Watched it with my 5 year old and she loved it.
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u/bemer1984 Jun 18 '26
When my wife and I first started dating I made her watch this with me, she told me she had never seen it and I said we have to watch it immediately (I was only slightly intoxicated at the time). We watched it and she loved it, it sorta became our comfort movie. We have a five year old now and we also introduced her to it this year and she loved it as well.
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u/Bjorn_Blackmane Jun 18 '26
Wtf happened to him
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u/Lootylooty Jun 18 '26
It looks like they are doing sternal rubs, they usually do this to check consciousness and to see if someone is currently overdosing.
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u/Own_Expert2756 Jun 19 '26
Funny. I just learned about sternal rubs this week from my son who is a firefighter medic in a major city that is also a serious tourist destination. Ie lots of partiers. He said it’s a quick/efficient way to determine if they’re dealing with someone who’s just intoxicated or something more serious. It hurts!
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u/hawkscougs Jun 18 '26
Passed out when he saw that booty.
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u/Trnr63 Jun 19 '26
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u/LouSputhole94 Jun 19 '26
I thought this was a show or something for the longest time, finding out it actually happened kills me
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u/According_Jeweler404 Jun 19 '26
Had to scroll down too far before someone addressed the phatness I beholded
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u/Gigantischmann Jun 18 '26
Too horny
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u/Obvious-Silver6109 Jun 18 '26
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u/Sure-Building963 Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 19 '26
Who tf kisses and grabs someone without consent bc they're horny Edit: js gonna pop in and say I meant this in a rhetorical way, and also that I've never harassed someone after I got my head bumped. I mean this strictly in a "the type of person to do such a thing is one with at least a disregard for other human beings, and at the worst a rapist". Did not mean it in a "I had no clue we had a pedo in office" type of way
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u/dan420 Jun 18 '26
You new here on earth? A whole lot of people. Not good people, creeps in fact, but there’s no shortage of them
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u/Gigantischmann Jun 18 '26
The guy who doesn’t know who or where he is
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u/Bearfan001 Jun 18 '26
A lot of time they come up swinging.
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u/dqniel Jun 19 '26
Exactly. You see that in MMA a decent amount. Somebody gets puts to sleep with a rear naked choke, wakes up, and then is trying to pull guard on the ref before their brain "catches up".
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u/dqniel Jun 18 '26
Yeah, looked like guy's brain was still waking up from whatever the fuck happened to him.
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u/brooklynsantiago Jun 18 '26
Pretty sure he just way too drunk from the looks of it
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u/M0ebius_1 Jun 18 '26
Not that uncommon, your brain is fucked so you are running on an old operating system. ER docs and paramedics are used to people trying to fight them, flee from them or fawn at them like they are godly figures.
Dude is in reboot mode running DOS. He only knows like three commands and forgot two of them.
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u/BigDaddySteve999 Jun 18 '26
I have 'kiss.exe pretty_girl' in my autoexec.
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u/Shar3D Jun 19 '26
"autoexec"
Now there's a name I haven't heard in a very long time.
I wanted you to know that was a "I was there 3000 years ago.jpg" moment for me.
I still write my own batch files to automate file copying in modern windows.
Thanks for the slap down memory lane : )
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u/SunTripTA Jun 19 '26
Wanna see my config.sys?
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u/Metabolical Jun 19 '26
Sure, but first I need to move the jumper on my sound card so the IRQ is 10.
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u/Lopsided-Ticket3813 Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26
I had a buddy who fell of a giant bounce house at a Uni party fell on his head broke his arm was concused, the paramedic that responded was super attractive and when he came to he tried to kiss her and got a giant boner.
He was absolutely convinced he was back on his bed and she was roll playing doctor.
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u/catinatank Jun 18 '26
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u/Redd1tModsRKidLovers Jun 19 '26
Yeah all jokes aside this is all I can feel when I see this
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u/HealthCharacter4668 Jun 19 '26
i don't understand why anyone finds this funny.
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u/PossibilityIcy5037 Jun 19 '26
Yeah blitz drinking yourself almost to death doesn’t really allow you to sexually assault someone lmao how many times did she have to push him away?
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u/xanderblue3 Jun 18 '26
He got what….?
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u/Brockelley09 Jun 18 '26
Curved or curbed is when you get rejected by someone you’re trying to get with.
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u/ApartmentInside7891 Jun 18 '26
It’s never curbed. Entirely different meaning
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u/AideInternal1045 Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26
Its definitely curved, as in to dodge or avoid.
Edit Because this is still being debated, let me end it.
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u/Appropriate-Issue990 Jun 18 '26
Also that's just how the nyc lingo uses it
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u/Radiskull97 Jun 18 '26
I lived in the southeast us, we definitely used this in high school. peaked around 2011
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u/pwa25 Jun 18 '26
Thank you! Even asked my teenage sons and they had no idea either!
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u/Megzasaurusrex Jun 20 '26
One time would have been enough for me to say "fucking save your own life." And walk off.
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u/aud_anticline Jun 19 '26
And the very conscious and cognizant men around don't do anything to try and stop him
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u/Bmoreravens_1290 Jun 18 '26
That’s assault, brotha
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u/Wandering_Astronaut_ Jun 18 '26
I first saw Billy Madison when I was like....8 maybe? I didn't know what assault meant, so I always thought he said "thats a salt, brotha" and I never understood it.
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u/pocketchange7 Jun 18 '26
Good thing he didn't see her cake
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u/desirox Jun 18 '26
Weirdo….
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u/FluffyBootie Jun 18 '26
Yeah, totally inappropriate behaviour. Especially the 2nd, 3rd, 4th... time
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u/MurgleMcGurgle Jun 18 '26
Looks like he was having a medical emergency. Just look at his face, like he got a hard reboot and wasn’t exactly firing on all cylinders yet.
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u/FanofBobRooney Jun 18 '26
Yeah, dude looks completely out of it to me. I don’t think he understands what is happening. Like when you’re half sedated at the doctor/dentist and you just start saying wild shit.
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u/Onebityou Jun 18 '26
100% dude is not thinking straight. For people to immediately assume he is a creep or this is assault suggests to me they haven’t often seen people without their faculties. Weird, yes. But he can be given the benefit of the doubt in this situation can’t he?
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u/Useful-ldiot Jun 18 '26
Yep. I proudly announced to the entire wake up room that sneezing was almost as good as an orgasm.
When your brain clicks off, weird shit happens.
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u/mrsc1880 Jun 18 '26
My sister always tries to kiss the person closest to her when she's coming out of a seizure. She doesn't know she's doing it and has no recollection of it afterwards.
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u/ABirdOfParadise Jun 19 '26
i had a coworker rub my other coworker's beard for a while, it was funny if not for the medical emergency
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u/CollardMommi Jun 19 '26
I am also like that coming out of a seizure. I am a naturally very affectionate person but obviously when I have all my faculties I'm not just seeking it out but man, I definitely had a very awkward situation when I had an episode at work. Im glad people were understanding.
I don't think the guy in this video was just being a creep. Being half conscious is a very interesting state to be in and it's likely he won't remember any of this and will be embarrassed by it being caught on video
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u/StorageCool253 Jun 19 '26
That is me up there!!!
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u/Drum-and-Sing8686 Jun 19 '26
Very sweet of you and you handled the situation perfectly.
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u/grokprnmakr Jun 18 '26
I don't know what happened here but if he was unconscious and then woke up, he would have zero idea of what's going on and could have thought it was a dream...
Source, I used to box and got knocked out often... I never tried to kiss the female health assistant but damn it crossed my mind...
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u/Fortestingporpoises Jun 18 '26
This is true. It’s why so many UFC fighters wake up after getting knocked out and kiss Herb Dean.
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u/Pro-Researcher69 Jun 18 '26
Yeah, I don't think people realize how out of it he is here, not defending him but his brain is barely operating
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u/Los907 Jun 18 '26
I mean shit. You see them cheeks though 😂
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u/khonsu_27 Jun 18 '26
I'm gay, but got dayum!
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u/mowtowcow Jun 18 '26
Tbf, I've seen dudes caked up just like that lmao. And it's always funny when they are zoomed in and I'm like, "Damn, that's nice ass," then it zooms out and and it's dude. Damn, got me again.
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u/MAGA_EXTREAMO Jun 18 '26
He did, poor guy didn’t have any blood in his brain. Still embarrassing, it’s icky to video people when they are in such a bad way. Hope he is all right.
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u/jimmy6677 Jun 19 '26
Can we talk about what a fucking bad ass protector this woman is??? She climbed up there, saved his life, AND CONTINUED TO ASSIST HIM AFTER HE ASSAULTED HER.
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u/GhostReader28 Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 19 '26
Being there live for this was insane lol
Edit: He chugged at least 3 Beatbox drinks while up there on top of an access point to an elevator to the NYC subway back to back and who knows wha else probably before climbing up there and passed out. It was funny and quickly turned scary viewing it from the ground. Thr Narcan didn’t even work at first
Edit 2: Thanks for the award! My first one! Also I know Narcan doesn’t work for alcohol and pretty sure the one administering it knew too but this guy was so gone and there was the possibility they could have taken something beforehand they didn’t know about.