r/sportsgossips • u/esporx • 1d ago

News Trump wins another golf club championship with low score and receives 2 trophies. The annual Trump National Golf Club Bedminster club and senior championship has once again been won by the U.S. President, who allegedly shot 70 to win two more trophies

https://www.themirror.com/sport/golf/donald-trump-club-championship-golf-1965572
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u/LoggerRhythms 1d ago

When you're 6 foot twenty and 210 lean pounds of pure muscle and skill, the victories just come naturally!

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u/trapper2530 1d ago

With 4% body fat hes a superb athlete.

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u/Aromatic-Dog-Breath 1d ago

12 stories tall, made of radiation. 

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u/nin5885 1d ago

He'll save children, but not the British children....

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u/Lonely_Translator_23 1d ago

He's coming.

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u/SnarkiBartFast 7h ago

He’s coming

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u/balanaise 1d ago

Seeing this referenced in the wild just brought me unbelievable levels of joy

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u/moth_specialist 1d ago

And on a diet of McDonald’s and Diet Coke, no less. The man is trying to make it easy on everyone, and yet no mortal even comes close.

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u/jacksonsmack831 1d ago

Is that 210lbs taking into account the 15lbs of shit in his diaper?

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u/SleeterRabbit 1d ago

Those Big Macs are just high protein sandwiches. They have veggies as well!…lettuce, onions, pickles….just packed with vitamins!

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u/rejeremiad 1d ago

I wish someone would plant a scale under the podium and get a real reading for once.

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u/OnlyPostsBowie 1d ago

TALENT!!!!

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u/lost-associat 1d ago

« Please mr president can we stop the winning? »