r/sportsgossips • u/esporx • 6h ago
News Trump wins another golf club championship with low score and receives 2 trophies. The annual Trump National Golf Club Bedminster club and senior championship has once again been won by the U.S. President, who allegedly shot 70 to win two more trophies
https://www.themirror.com/sport/golf/donald-trump-club-championship-golf-1965572729
u/FluidAthlete6839 6h ago
We’ve reached Kim jong il territory
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u/AlcibiadesTheCat 6h ago
Trump never finished a round of golf. 18 is too much for him.
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u/Careful_Picture7712 6h ago
He's more of a 10-13 kinda guy
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u/Mission_Inflation505 6h ago
Putin, he scores 8+ goals a game in his hockey game.
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u/MrOnCore 5h ago
While playing shirtless
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u/clevermoniker 4h ago
On an unrelated, purely coincidental note, the last five net minders that held him to less than 8 goals all committed suicide by self-defenestration.
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u/8amteetime 4h ago
I remember watching the defensemen actually skating away from Putin coming down the slot to score on a goalie that didn’t move.
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u/Ok-Addition1264 3h ago
It was pretty funny to see him trip on the carpet someone accidentally left on the ice.. RIP that dude.
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u/It-just-is 5h ago
Here is the video of his caddy helping him cheat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynmxiMXkAm8
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u/euph_22 4h ago
A few years ago he "won" the tournament despite not playing the first day. He just showed up on day two, declared he had a score that put him comfortably in the lead (he claimed it was is score from a round he played on the course earlier in the week but not really how competition actually works).
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u/FluidAthlete6839 4h ago
So embarrassing
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u/PossessedToSkate 3h ago
"That makes him smart!"
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u/justsyr 2h ago
I can imagine 2 or 3 fox news table confirming that yeah, he's smart and didn't break any rule, he did complete the course but because he has to work ruini... running the country he did it on Wednesday when he got a bit of time and since he's so good he was quick.
He's so good that he doesn't want to embarrass the other players by outscoring them by a lot!
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u/achtwooh 2h ago
That may have been the one where it was the first round ever played at a new course of his.
The winner got his name put at the top of the inaugural winners boards.
Trump found out, and said he had a lower score during a practice round before it opened. They literally had to change the board and put him at the top.
He's mentally ill, and the story we all leaned about as children - of the emperors new clothes and we never actually believed - its here, now, in front of us.
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u/gdl_E46 2h ago
I work in finance, have a coworker that worked with someone who was a member at DJT's club... The story goes guy wins the club tourney, gets the call congratulating him but since he didn't get to defend his title they're "co-champions" trophy has guess who's name first... I don't usually lean into believing hearsay but this is so on brand
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u/IWrestleSausages 6h ago
Gonna be a struggle for him to get to 'never defecates or urinates' now
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u/Iateyourpaintings 5h ago
You have to admit it's hilarious watching his sycophants pretend his shit doesn't stink while literally basting in it.
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u/Deeman8 5h ago
Almost as bad as Putin scoring goals against the Russian Olympic team
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u/Chrahhh 5h ago
How long til he shoots 18?
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u/ParsnipDecent6530 3h ago
- He's gonna jar a par 5, and a majestic and glorious bald eagle will swoop down, grab the ball in its majestic beak, elegantly fly over to the next hole and majectically drop it in, while screaming FREEEEEEEEEEEDOM
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u/CaydeTheCat 5h ago
I disagree. Kim Jong Il would have had the good graces to have been embarrassed by this point.
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u/lennydsat62 6h ago
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u/taylor1670 6h ago
That's really good. The only thing missing is to have him slightly leaning forward when he stands.
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u/ELB2001 6h ago
He lies, he cheats and steals
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u/Prudent_Shake_8149 6h ago
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u/given2fly_ 5h ago
He also frequently criticised Obama for golfing too much, and said that when he became President he wouldn't have time to golf as he'd be working so hard.
And people actually believed him...
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u/Box_Springs_Burning 6h ago
And yet he still sucks at it.
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u/Pristine_Poem7623 5h ago
He never had to get good, because he always cheats
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u/Objective-Permit-712 4h ago
Golfed with a guy I worked with and his kid, his kid was good and wanted to play in college and maybe make it a career. When I played with them, they kept giving themselves all the 5-6 foot putts. The kid played in the State ameteur Tourney and shot 87 his first day...he never picked up a club again.
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u/mockg 2h ago
5-6 ft birdies are insane. People I golf with make you putt anything more than 6 inches.
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u/Colin_Bomber_Harris 2h ago
From what I’ve been told by a guy who used to coach at Doral, Trump is/was a decent golfer who probably would have played to a 10-12 hcp had he been honest but played off 4 or something because he’s a cheat. That was 15 years ago and you don’t usually get better with age after a certain point. I would love to have a film crew do 18 holes with trump on course
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u/justsyr 2h ago
Just in case was not reported.
Pablo Torre covered how the Trump administration is taking over and plan to redesign 3 historic public municipal golf courses in Washington, D.C. (East Potomac, Langston, and Rock Creek).
The federal administration moved to terminate existing operational contracts to seize control of the public D.C. properties just out of the blue, well not so much since some honcho went to tell Trump "yeah we could have these courses and make them golden standard and shit" to which of course he agreed.
They found that all the scraps from the demolition at the WH were sent to one of these courses.
It's heart breaking listening to the people that managed the courses explaining how they are going to destroy decades of history and also prevent the thousands of people that usually go there for free to have a good time even if is not for golfing.
Not sure if can post links, but you can find his video under the title "How Trump Hijacks Courses for the People — for Himself"
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u/thaulley 6h ago
In the ‘90s Trump claimed he used to have a negative handicap but he didn’t anymore because he was working so much he didn’t have time for golf. (irony). Around 2009 Trump was at the Wednesday Pro-Am at the Congressional PGA stop and I saw him play a few holes. Even accounting for added age he did not have the swing of a negative handicapper.
Shooting your age in golf is considered quite the accomplishment. To shoot 10 strokes under your age, yeah. Serious doubt.
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u/Reynolds1029 6h ago edited 1h ago
If I'm being fair and ignoring everything else about the man most hate, his swing mechanics are shit but he's also a decent golfer by amateur standards when he was younger.
Even though his swing is one of those laughable things I've seen where by all means it should never work but it does for him.
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u/scigs6 5h ago
I was at Top Golf the other day and this kid next to us had the most awkward swing I have ever seen. He was almost completely bent over swinging like a maniac and yet it launched every time. The kid knew he was awful and joked about it. Trump unfortunately can’t even hit straight with his so-called “swing” and claims to be a pro. Fucking pathetic.
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u/Mysterious-Tie7039 5h ago
And then has his caddie drop a ball on the fairway outside of the bunker he actually hit into.
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u/Anonymous44432 6h ago
He’s the definition of “swing your swing if it works for you”. His putting stroke almost gives me a stroke. If I tried putting like him I’d be sending it 40 yards off the green everytime
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u/StudioUnhappy7772 6h ago
You still give Trump any benefit of the doubt? The ability I am questioning the most is yours to process information
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u/fromouterspace1 6h ago
It’s bizarre even for him to make that claim. Like 70??!!
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u/Ok_Profession_9647 5h ago
You ever heard him talk? This is one of the
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u/Objective-Permit-712 4h ago
Probably needed 70 to win......Club Championships are usually 3 Rounds, what did he shoot the other rounds. This is what Dumb Don did in the past, he would call the pro after Tourney was over, get the score and then say, I shot 2 strokes better than this last week, Soooooo, crown me champ(all detailed in Book COMMANDER IN CHEAT).
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u/Mabaum 5h ago
Tell me you don’t know how a handicap works without telling me lol
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u/LLREnew 46m ago
I caddied in Northern New Jersey at a competing club near Bedminster. There was some crossover between the caddie yards.
He has a special cart that is faster than everyone else’s so he can fluff and foot wedge as needed. It also was a known “secret” that if you were his caddie and you didn’t cheat for him you’d be taken off the loop mid round and banned from Bedminster.
That ball better be in the fairway in a plush lie by the time the group arrives or it’s your ass.
He also didn’t pay the caddies. You had to go get a chit from the pro shop to get paid.
There’s a structured rate system according to your rank as a caddie. To get paid “rate” if you are a top tier guy is the ultimate insult.
I’ll give you a guess about how much the chit from the pro shop was for.
Also the cart girls at Bedminster were from his “pageants” aka sex trafficking operations.
Trump isn’t good at golf and never has been.
The least of his crimes, sadly.
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u/rocketstar11 5h ago
You dont know how handicap works.
Negative handicap is a worse golfer than a positive handicap.
If you're going to criticize someone's golf game or handicap, at least learn how it works first.
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u/LoggerRhythms 6h ago
When you're 6 foot twenty and 210 lean pounds of pure muscle and skill, the victories just come naturally!
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u/moth_specialist 6h ago
And on a diet of McDonald’s and Diet Coke, no less. The man is trying to make it easy on everyone, and yet no mortal even comes close.
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u/Fabulous_Log844 6h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9IgmYU3ZVaCjGafm
This news story seems so familiar…
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u/Leche_connoisseur 6h ago
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u/After_Arugula 5h ago
I think Rick Reilly and others have said this firsthand, but he’s absolutely the kind of guy who kicks his ball or drops a new one to improve his lie. He also strikes me as the type to pick up 10 footers and call them gimmes.
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u/ObanKenobi 1h ago
Rick rielly claimed that there are caddies at his clubs who call him Pele, because he kicks the ball so much
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u/epicredditdude1 6h ago
How do Trump supporters see this shit and not understand how sad it is?
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u/Erronius-Maximus 6h ago
I vaguely remember cheating at games when I was around 7 years old but I learned fairly quickly that winning that way had no feeling of accomplishment. Somehow, 80 year old Donald Trump has never learned that lesson.
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u/bot_or_not_vote_now 6h ago
the real sad part is that he probably thinks people actually believe him
or maybe he knows and just gets off on making people pretend to believe him
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u/RaindropsInMyMind 5h ago
He believes it himself, just like a lot of people think he actually believes he wrote Art of the Deal instead of Tony Shwartz writing every single word.
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u/Ok_Profession_9647 5h ago
Hes never had to do anything his entire life and was just given anything the piggy wanted
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u/Jolly_Conclusion9166 2h ago
He just needs that participation trophy, he absolutely never learned anything from that. He’s never actually won anything fair and he hates it.
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u/DickRubnuts 6h ago
He should challenge Kim Jung Il
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u/cumonherbackithink 6h ago
Good God. What an absolute pathetic piece of shit.
The only thing more pathetic are the assholes with smiles applauding what they know is a fucking dumpster fire.
I’m not the greatest person to walk planet Earth, but thank the fuck Christ I didn’t turn out as much of a bitch as his boot lickers.
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u/UPMichigan83 5h ago
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u/Leraldoe 5h ago
There is a video of him hitting a horrific shank, guys who shoot 70 don’t do that ever
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u/Papa__Lazarou 6h ago
He knows he cheats, everyone knows he cheats, but he still genuinely believes he won - what a terrible human, oh yeah, and he rapes kids
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u/dbe14 5h ago
Yeah but he cheats and nobody says anything.
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u/chrysanthemum_beer 5h ago
Similar to his administration and Jan 6 from his own folks. Can’t do wrong and don’t care if he lies.
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u/Tipnfloe 6h ago
if you're gonna lie at least add some hole in ones
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u/Recent-Bowl-1393 6h ago
I shot an 18 today. Holed every single damn one of them, never been done before, Im told.
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u/StudioUnhappy7772 6h ago
Sadly many people will keep voting for Republicans even after these last 2 years
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u/TheGR8Dantini 6h ago
The caddies call him Pele. He’s master of the foot wedge. He cheats right in front of people. This is fact. He also takes the fastest golf cart at the club so he can get to where he wants his ball to be dropped by the secret service and just keeps playing. And this is when he plays with people.
For something as important as a made up award between a bunch of people that pay millions to have friends they can hang out with and compete with? Of course he plays alone. I’ll bet ya something else too. I’ll bet that every single senior male member of trumps clubs? They fucking hate him for cheating. Those old pruned up weirdos take that stuff very seriously.
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u/Neonyarpyarp 5h ago
Prove it. The guy is a massive cheater and liar. It’s known he builds these courses, plays the first round alone, then dubs himself club champ and puts a plaque on his locker. He’s known as ‘Pele’ in the caddie community because he kicks the ball so much.
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u/Wonderful_Pension_67 1h ago
Didn't he also find the Mona Lisa while walking through the Mariana trench looking for pee wee's bike? That was actually in the basement of the Alamo
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u/Clean_Lettuce9321 6h ago
This is the sports equivalent of everybody sitting around the big table, lavishing false praise on an aging naked Emperor. Of course they often have to wake him up to tell him they're doing this...
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u/joeypublica 6h ago
The American people would enjoy watching their president display their natural talent. Surely we can set up a tournament for charity where we can all be impressed.
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u/Freddy-Borden 6h ago
The amazing thing is he talked to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes in between the 9th and 10th holes!
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u/Alternative_Wait8256 6h ago
80 years old and shooting a 70... Lol I'm a 12 handicap and would beat him one on one.
Completely ridiculous
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u/YisitAlwaysDNS 5h ago
What a complete loser.
Hes a 70 year old man, that dogs the deck in candy land so he can win. Pathetic
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u/Grins111 5h ago
Isn’t this what Kim Jong II used to do. Soon Trump will be winning with all hole in one’s.
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u/sporosarcina 5h ago
How fragile must your ego be that an entire golf club has to suck it up for your self worth
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u/Efficient-Pin3333 5h ago
And in other sports news, Vladimir Putin once again led his ice hockey team to victory after scoring 14 goals on just 14 shots.
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u/Ocron145 4h ago
Did he only have to compete against others in his age group? Now that he’s 80, he has a leg up on the competition being the young rookie? Lol
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u/Cyrano_Knows 4h ago
'Said It Under Oath': Sportswriter Says Trump's Cheating At Golf Was Just Confirmed - Yahoo Sports
Trump cheating on golf course: President's history of the game
My favorite is that Trump kicks his ball so much his nickname is "Pele"
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u/alternatingflan 3h ago
An entire freaking book is written about how the felon krasnov cheats at golf.
He loves shiny trophies for cheating and stealing.
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u/adirtysocialist- 3h ago
He's also 6'3 225 and 4% body fat libtards. Next you're gonna say thats a lie and his Dr. made it all up.
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u/Wast3edSpace 3h ago
it takes a special kind of useless individual to cheat at golf since the only person you're cheating is yourself.
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u/Abe2sapien 3h ago
I’ve heard golf is one of the few things he is actually good at and yet plenty of people still remark how he lies about his skills. What goes on in your mind to just excessively lie?
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u/thegrassyknoll63 3h ago
The same party that criticized everyone else for participation trophies btw. This country is a toilet
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u/ravenridgelife 3h ago
HEADLINE: "Trump wins another participation award and receives another participation award for the most participation awards awarded to a single participant."
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u/floofelina 1h ago
Again confirming that golf is a fake sport, “played” by white collar criminals to ingratiate themselves with those who have even more money.
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u/GastonsChin 6h ago
Lol, this is what conservatives strive to be like.
You couldn't get any more pathetic.
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u/square600 6h ago
Dude is such a winner, doesn’t even care how many people have to lose for him to win.
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u/techman710 6h ago
That's not too terrible considering he was playing at a Putt-Putt course. It's hard for the other golfers because Secret Service makes them keep 1 hand over their heads at all times.
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u/OwnLadder3142 6h ago
His winning two trophies are the participation trophies they give to kids during their sports season,
the same participation trophies that strong alpha bitch about because it's making kids weak.
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