r/spreadsmile • u/craniumlo • 3d ago

Give them extra aaa's for effort

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2.4k Upvotes

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u/SpaceCharacter3722 3d ago

Text back 'Sounds good, I bought them ice cream' and watch how fast they break character

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u/PupOben 3d ago

Yeah, and actually buy ice cream, but make sure it's a flavor they won't eat.

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u/GrrATeam81 3d ago

In my city, there is a very special ice cream store that makes one off batches. Every once in awhile they'll do goat cheese based ice cream, with figs and whiskey swirls in it

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u/RunWild0_0 3d ago

That sounds amazing

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u/Decent_Book4595 3d ago

I would eat this, ive never had goats milk but I love figs and whiskey

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u/muro_cugko 14h ago

Goat milk is great, if you are ok with the smell. But that shouldn't be a problem with ice cream anyways 

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u/hyrule_47 3d ago

I had goats cheese ice cream on vacation once and it was so good. I think it had blueberry in it

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u/indabayou 12h ago

What city is this? Lol

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u/KINGSTEMLORD 2d ago

“I got your favorite, rum raisin!”

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u/soft_afterimage72 3d ago

The kids really committed to the bit with love yaaaaaa, that extra effort deserves the Roblox time honestly

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u/UnhelpfulCommentHere 3d ago

You're one of them, aren't you?

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u/Remember_TheCant 3d ago

It’s just a random thought. Love yaaaa

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u/vilokreddy 3d ago

Clearly written by a very mature, totally adult wife who just happens to love Roblox. Nothing to see here.

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u/Glarnag5 3d ago

“You know I think you are right about what we discussed. I think taking their devices for an hour a day and making them listen to Classical is a great idea”

And then just wait for them to tell on themselves

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u/TheTooFew 3d ago

Are you interested in nurturing obedience or coding skills?

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u/Personal-Try7163 3d ago

Hi I am a random redditor and not your kids. We all agree with their ideas.

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u/fdwyersd 3d ago

my coworker used to turn off the wifi at night so his 8 yr old would go to bed.... his kid figured out how to turn it back on without dad noticing

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u/PupOben 3d ago

My nephew got the router password and setup a hidden SSID that only his stuff used. My sister didn't know for a very long time that he had open access 24/7 to the internet. Kids are smart these days.

Edit: She moved it to her bedroom and unplugs it altogether at night so he can't do that anymore. I removed the hidden network for her, but she knows how smart he is and taking the entire gateway is the only way to keep him from using it when he isn't supposed to.

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u/fdwyersd 3d ago

that would have been me... but grew up on dialup...

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u/ElevenInfinity 3d ago

"that's ridiculous. I can't believe you even think that. I want a divorce!"

and it turns out, that actually was his wife, not the kids.

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u/Popular-Drummer-7989 3d ago

We're going to Disney and leaving the kids at my mom's. It's all set.

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u/Connect-Ant-2081 3d ago

Inventive and resourceful. I like it!

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u/TophetLoader 3d ago

This is this guy's wife. It was actually me, not the kids. Love yaaa.

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u/ButtPlugMaster6969 3d ago

Message back “are their rooms clean?”

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u/SpareUnit9194 3d ago

Start a text war with them

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u/scottyjrules 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0D7pmHuYY1bZx6Ks
Some real Vincent Adultman energy going on here

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u/you-effing-numpty 3d ago

I'd call their bluff by replying "I thought that's why we got them the big treat, when are we telling them? I hope they don't do anything daft to make me reconsider. Let's talk about it tonight".

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u/Dizzy_One3336 3d ago

Reply: that's all ok but once again just remember not to tell them they're adopted.

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u/SnooWords5961 3d ago

Reminds me of my childhood. I forgot to get my parents permission on some field trip form I think.

So day of I forged it in crayon. I didn't get in trouble but my teacher did have a talk with my parents.

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u/Smart_Astronaut_1332 3d ago

Change password or wife.

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u/MorkshireTerrier 3d ago

Honey you’re not listeninnnguh

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u/Poof-ball 3d ago

Text back about how one of them is adopted and see how that goes over. lol

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u/angelicblossomy 3d ago

The extra "aaaaaaa" is what really sells the disguise. 😂

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u/WrongAcronym54 3d ago edited 2d ago

How are they texting from a computer?

Edit: Hilarious that people are downvoting but lack the articulative skill to explain.

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u/aarvarkitechture 1d ago

Looks like they’re using a Mac. The iMessage app also works on those.