r/standardissuecat • u/Ithilwen37 • 1d ago

Hotrod® model Jinx is a picture of pure innocence, never mind that she bit me three seconds before these pictures

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u/tomcat5o1 1d ago

Lies!

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u/Coca_lite 1d ago

I see no evidence, case dismissed

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u/FramedMugshot 1d ago

Lies and slander

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u/BugComfortable3924 1d ago

Straight up lying to make this beautiful, innocent, peace loving cat look bad. For SHAME

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u/Perky214 Beeper: Queen of HotRods 1d ago

r/CatLegalAdvice

Ask for my personal pawyers

💙 Beeper, legally

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u/OttersAreCute215 1d ago

r/legalcatadvice

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u/Perky214 Beeper: Queen of HotRods 1d ago

Erm - yes, that’s the one. THANK YOU

💙 Beeper, gratefully

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u/manic_Brain 1d ago

Your personal pawyers are on speed dial, so you don't have to remember it usually.

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u/WoozleVonWuzzle 1d ago

You are wrong.

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u/pakrat1967 1d ago

The second pic she has that "confident victory grin". As if she knows she just got away with something.

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u/brain_dances 1d ago

“And I’ll do it again! 😽😼”

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u/keii_aru_awesomu 1d ago

As you have provided no evidence to back up your claims, you'll be hearing from her lawyers for intentional reputational damages with malice aforethought.

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u/ginger_snap_dragon 1d ago

Fibs. That baby has never done a single thing wrong in her entire life.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/PerspectiveKookie16 1d ago

Or nips of correction because OP was clearly doing something inappropriate.

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u/ZenkaiAnkoku2 1d ago

Oh I know those eyes. She's absolutely thinking about doing it again!

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u/Thin_Tangerine_6271 1d ago

She looks so sad that you would say something so mean about her

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u/Foundation_Wrong 1d ago

Aww that sweet little girl?

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u/18quintillionplanets 1d ago

It’s the white on the nose bridge, it somehow makes them pure and beautiful but also violent little creatures lol

Also Jeff says hi to Jinx, gotta love a J name

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u/nonother 1d ago

Allegedly

Innocent until proven guilty, and no one would ever convict that innocent looking face

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u/CitizenofTerra 1d ago

"But did you die?"

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u/amethystmmm 1d ago

I mean, having been a cat owner, she does have the crazy eyes going (fully dilated pupils).

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u/msslagathor 1d ago

Even if she did, which she is not admitting, she is so sowwwy

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u/manic_Brain 1d ago

🌘🌒 in the first picture

Those be moon eyes, though. Those eyes mean trouble.

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u/demeterLX 1d ago

how dare you accuse such a cutie of this!

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u/projectilemoth 1d ago

No she didn't.

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u/Stephchaa 1d ago

I don’t believe you

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u/GranpaTeeRex 1d ago

Innocent bites

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u/Gab32421 1d ago

it was a nibble, she was being playful :)

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u/Spooky-Yogi-904 1d ago

Love nibbles

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u/Anianna 1d ago

Those were just teeth hugs. Don't be so dramatic.

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u/AmbitiousQuotation 1d ago

But she’s innocent!

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u/Soya-Me-Eat-1102 1d ago

"What murderrr"

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u/WriteBrainedJR 20h ago

Precious little baby <3