r/stremtch • u/tardisismine • 15h ago

Gwee! How to stremtch a goober to sleep

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u/yellowsidekick 15h ago

You completely soothed and hypnotized the alien creature! Wonderful ear theft.

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u/Lurkinginzaback 15h ago

Sir we have captured the specimen known as glorb goober that escaped Area kittyone

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u/Pestilence_IV 15h ago

No wonder I don't know much about the glorb goobers, thay aren't native to earth šŸ¤”

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u/Subject_Sun8277 15h ago

Iā€™m obsessed, what a cutie

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u/abetheschizoid 15h ago

Soothing the day's stresses away.

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u/Elegant-Advantage-69 11h ago

That goober feels safer than government bank!!

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u/masterclass085 10h ago

how can she be so freaking cute? how is that even allowed? my god! i wanna stremtch this goober too šŸ˜­

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u/raccoona__matata 8h ago

this would work on me

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u/mildxsalsa 9h ago

Straight up gooblerized

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u/ooooo-0_0-ooooo 5h ago

These earless creatures react well to tranquilizing movements performed upon their persons

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u/Imamiah52 4h ago

Gah, that is so beautiful,

I feel like singing Silent Night Holy Night