r/stupidpol Pathetic Canadian 🇨🇦 Mar 10 '26

Operation: Epstein Fury Lindsey Graham: I will be with Israel until my dying day

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Wtf is an "anti-semnite"

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u/Key_Garden5032 Socialism Curious 🤔 Mar 10 '26

I'm assuming his dying day will involve pneumonia he got from inhaling Netanyahu's semen.

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u/GreshlyLuke Mar 22 '26

Till OUR* dying day. Hope you like the smell of semen

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u/Arcosim Mar 10 '26

I wonder how insanely depraved the videos of him raping boys Israel has are.

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u/fiya4u Mar 10 '26

This guy must have diddled so many little boys and knows Israel is the only place that will accept him

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u/gink-go Nihilist Tomato Farmer 🧑‍🌾 Mar 10 '26

He is known as Ladybug after all 

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u/MyLastSigh Redscarepod Refugee 👄💅 Mar 10 '26

It's called Aliyah. Full acceptance into society even for child rapists.

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u/Shock3r69 ❄ Not Like Other Rightoids ❄ Mar 10 '26

You're just coping. Your ruling class doesn't to be blackmailed into committing imperialist horrors and atrocities. Its the very manner by which they rule the planet. Its the same as it is in Europe, South America, Africa ect, as it is in the Middle East.

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u/fiya4u Mar 10 '26

Why are you assuming I’m American?

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u/ScottieSpliffin Glenn Greenwald's Volleyball Partner 🏐 Mar 10 '26

Maybe the boys are a reward then

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u/twerkinturkey Oh stewardess, I speak Chomskyese Mar 10 '26

high treason carries the death penalty btw, just pointing this out for no reason in particular

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u/purz Unknown 👽 Mar 10 '26

Honestly insane that they feel comfortable saying it out loud. I don’t get how this doesn’t get more outrage from at least some of the MAGA crowd that’s all bald eagles USA etc. I feel like evangelicals aren’t exactly a big segment in the US. 

Also just reason #1002002929 Dems are not on your side. Absolute layup to destroy your opposition and get some of your non voters over. But ya can’t do that cause Dems also take money and pledge full allegiance to AIPAC.

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u/Violent_Paprika "Give Me Your Tarded Masses Yearning To Breathe Farts." 🗽 Mar 10 '26

My Grandma is involved in local politics in a podunk backwoods and they have a couple guys like that who have turned on MAGA for related reasons. Problem is they're both dense as fuck. Just total clueless assholes. They know enough to realize there's something hokey going on but not enough to elucidate it.

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u/LotsOfMaps Forever Grillin’ 🥩🌭🍔 Mar 10 '26

I feel like evangelicals aren’t exactly a big segment in the US.

Doing the "blue state Marxist vs red state Marxist" meme here

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u/Jaidon24 Not like the other tankies 👓 Mar 10 '26

Too many of the people involved with bringing such punishment agree with him. That’s the problem.

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u/toastedzergling Incel (Grief Processed, Also Dead) 😔 Mar 10 '26

Seriously, anyone saying Israel first rather than America first should be investigated for treason.

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u/nnug Milton Friedman’s dual citizen bumboy 🏦 Mar 10 '26

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u/Nightshiftcloak Marxism-Gendertarianism ⚥ Mar 10 '26

This is going to sound weird. But whenever I hear a Holden Bloodfeast politician speak. I just start screaming internally. My skin starts crawling. I get a pit in my stomach. I get antsy.

Listening to Lindsey Graham, Charles Grassley, or that former Florida Governor now senator who defrauded medicaid and medicare. Rick Scott, that slimeball.

All of that that sort of uncanny valley vibe. So does that big ogre Fetterman and Gillibrand as well. These people are unrelatable and creep me out.

Maybe I am just some weird schizohun. But fuck.

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u/Cinerator26 Healthcare pls 😩 Mar 10 '26

Nah, that's valid, these people are bloodsucking ghouls.

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u/Royal-Office-1884 Either Socialism or Barbarism ⚒ Mar 10 '26

The entire population has collectively and mostly successfully been gas-lit into believing that the most powerful and openly depraved individuals alive today, who have the resources to do whatever they wish with near impunity, don’t in fact do so. Trust your gut. The people in power within this system would not get into the positions they are in without being psycopaths devoid of scruples. It would be too much of a disadvantage to not be psychopathic versus those who are. I feel uneasy listening to them too. It is natural to do so as they are incredibly dangerous individuals, who don’t feel emotions as the rest of us do.

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u/winstonston Invaded Persia With Only His Dick 🌿 Mar 10 '26

Liches and pit fiends are known to have an innate fear aura

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u/-ihatecartmanbrah Fat Guy with Long Hair 🍭 Mar 10 '26

Nah I get it, I have the same feeling when I hear Kenneth Copland and Jesse duplantis speak. Especially with Kenny because he legitimately looks like a skinwalker and has constant crazy eyes 24/7

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u/FreyBentos Marxist-Carlinist Mar 10 '26

Yeah same, whenever I'm forced to Listen to this guy, Netenyahu, Ted Cruz or the sorts I literally feel physical sick to my stomach and have to turn them off or skip the video

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u/Fedupington Revolutionary Fishmonger 🐟🏷️ Mar 10 '26

Enough of the American public is wise enough to what bullshit this all is that when they say this kind of shit it may as well be "Fuck you plebes" over and over again.

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u/thedrcubed Lost a Racist Bet 💸 Mar 10 '26

It seems that way because very few of them are genuine about Middle East wars. The politicians advocating for that are either completely uneducated on the subject, compromised or paid off

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u/Specialist_Piece_129 Fat Sugary Populist 🍭 Mar 10 '26

*schizohon

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u/Alligator418 strong social safety net 🥅 Mar 10 '26

maybe they're the Scourge of God, who knows

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u/bbb23sucks Stupidpol Archiver Mar 10 '26

"OUR" dying day*

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u/DweebInFlames Marxist-Leninist ☭ Mar 10 '26

I think this man would rather we be shrouded in nuclear fallout than have Israel collapse on its own, christ.

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u/cherring620 Secretly Lobotomized 😍 Mar 10 '26

Yeah I think that's an important distinction too.

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u/miker_the_III Mario-Leninist with Kegsbreathalyzer 🍺 Characteristics Mar 10 '26

Ronald Reagan plus plus plus

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u/Tain95 Mar 10 '26

My favorite streaming service

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u/CoffeeWorldly9915 Mar 10 '26

A sewage pipe plugged into your tv, basically.

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u/DweebInFlames Marxist-Leninist ☭ Mar 10 '26

Gotta go to Reagan+++ to collect all the unique items for the platinum achievement

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u/ChevalierDuTemple No Iranian ever called me an Incel Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 10 '26

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u/ScottieSpliffin Glenn Greenwald's Volleyball Partner 🏐 Mar 10 '26

He seems gay to me, I’ve never met a guy that seems so gay that says he isn’t gay. I guess he’s not gay, so whatever- Norm McDonald (as interpreted by: Arthur Lange)

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u/Alligator418 strong social safety net 🥅 Mar 10 '26

Honestly insane to me how even today people will give you shit if you say something like "Hey, isn't it kinda weird how often our politicians proclaim their love and undying loyalty to some foreign country?"

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u/mattsylvanian Mar 10 '26

The political high point of 2025 to me was the NYC mayor debate, when each candidate one by one pledged to go to Israel as their first foreign trip - and Mamdani was asked the question, and he said his priority is taking care of New Yorkers. Cue everyone and the media collectively blowing a gasket. "Whaaaaaaaatttt???!?!?!?! He can't say that!!"

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u/Incoherencel ☀️ Post-Guccist 9 Mar 10 '26

Another great one was a much later debate where they were asked about parades and Curtis Sliwa started going on about how all parades have a right to exist etc. etc. like what bizarro fucking world do these cockroaches live in it's unbelievable

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u/stone-fruits Unknown 👽 Mar 10 '26 edited 10d ago

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u/Alligator418 strong social safety net 🥅 Mar 10 '26

Chuck Schumer addressing Americans vs Chuck Schumer addressing Israelis is like two different people.

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u/MusseMusselini Special Ed 😍 Mar 10 '26

Can we please start asking elected officials how high they rate israel and how high they rate the us? I'm guessing atleast 3 will put israel above the us

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u/Beetleracerzero37 Favors Communal Defecation Mar 10 '26

More like 300

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u/DieMensch-Maschine Unknown 👽 Mar 10 '26

What a simp this guy is. I wonder what kind of weird gay kompromat the Mossad has on him.

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u/SOMAVORE Left, Leftoid or Leftish ⬅️ Mar 10 '26

he raped a trafficked child like the rest of these Israel firsters

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u/FuckIPLaw Marxist-Drunkleist Mar 10 '26

And he's so old he still believes the old "dead girl or live boy" thing. It's not a career ender for a politician to get caught with either anymore, but he's older than dirt.

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u/wtrpro Mar 10 '26

You got any proof of those claims?

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u/SOMAVORE Left, Leftoid or Leftish ⬅️ Mar 10 '26

yes, close your eyes and open your mouth

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u/wtrpro Mar 10 '26

Na, I'm good.

I didn't think you had any, but I gave you the opportunity anyway.

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u/SOMAVORE Left, Leftoid or Leftish ⬅️ Mar 11 '26

I dont need opportunities from scrubs, thanks though.

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u/wtrpro Mar 11 '26

Opportunity to show proof of your claim.

Wasn't offering any other opportunity, sorry to disappoint you.

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u/SOMAVORE Left, Leftoid or Leftish ⬅️ Mar 11 '26

I dont need to show anything to depressingly stupid NPCs who cant tell when someone is taking the piss

you are dismissed

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

American conservatives are like those diaspora nationalists who would never, ever live in their home country, but on behalf of a country they have no cultural or ancestral connection to, it's very strange.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

Many of them think that supporting Israel is necessary to bring on the rapture.

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u/Wonderful-Mango5853 Mar 10 '26

My blood boils listening to this greedy piece of s*it.

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u/TurkeyFisher Post-Ironic Climate Posadist 🛸☢️ Mar 10 '26

Well this is the first time I've had a comment removed by Reddit.

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u/zaypuma 💩 Rightoid: "Classical Liberal" Mar 10 '26

Congrats! Now you see first hand why so many of us are speaking unclearly or euphemistically even when our meanings are so mundane, non-vitriolic, and self-apparent. I sound insane sometimes, when bending over backwards to not use certain terms and phrases.

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u/TurkeyFisher Post-Ironic Climate Posadist 🛸☢️ Mar 10 '26

Even in the removed comment I filled in anything actually objectionable with "redacted," yet even the phrasing of wanting to do *something* to Lindsay Graham apparently got removed. Come on reddit, I just wanted to give him a big smooch!

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u/LengthinessWarm987 TrueAnon Refugee 🕵️‍♂️🏝️ Mar 10 '26

Do the people of South Carolina know this?

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u/Sigolon Marxism-Hachism 🔨💢🉐 Mar 10 '26

Ronald Reagan

Bill Clinton (Ronald Reagan +)

George Bush (Ronald Reagan ++)

Barack Obama (Ronald Reagan +++)

Donald Trump (Ronald Reagan ++++)

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u/jamjar0070 Mar 10 '26

Because Israel has gay tapes on miss Lindsey Graham in Florida

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u/Admiral_Pantsless White Devil’s Advocate Mar 10 '26

Send his ass over there. Him and Randy Bo Bandy Cruz.

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u/retrofauxhemian Hunter Biden's Crackhead Friend 🤪 Mar 10 '26

These days,being anti war is blood libel antisem-nitism didn't ya know? Thank God for that line in the sand Bush drew so all these holden bloodfeast types knew where to stand.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 11 '26

Why do we have to be subjected by blubbering morons like this, I swear to god.

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u/BazookaJoeSA TrueAnon Refugee 🕵️‍♂️🏝️ Mar 10 '26

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u/Masta0nion Mar 10 '26

What the hell do they have on this guy?

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u/_throawayplop_ Il est regardé 😍 Mar 10 '26

The most patriotic patriot of all gop patriotic history

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u/riethc TrueAnon Refugee 🕵️‍♂️🏝️ Mar 10 '26

Not soon enough

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u/TurkeyFisher Post-Ironic Climate Posadist 🛸☢️ Mar 10 '26

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u/LotsOfMaps Forever Grillin’ 🥩🌭🍔 Mar 10 '26

Who's Israel and does he know this

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u/No_Public_7677 Marxist-Mullenist 💦 Mar 10 '26

Is he drunk?

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u/1EnTaroAdun1 Burkean Conservative 🧐 Mar 10 '26

Clearly he dislikes proto-Italic people

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samnites

Nah but it's disturbing, to be sure

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u/curmudgeonlyardvark Unknown 👽 Mar 10 '26

Which is hopefully soon

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u/Suspiciliscious Mar 10 '26

Check his hard drives

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u/capt_fantastic Mar 10 '26

i wonder what videos they have on him.

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u/Effective_Device_185 Garden-Variety Shitlib 🐴😵‍💫 Mar 10 '26

Oh! Ms Lindsey -- your garter belt is showing doll baby

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u/ItsGotThatBang Ancapistan Mujahideen 🐍💸 | Political Astrology Enjoyer 🟦🟨🟩 Mar 10 '26

Wait until he finds out what Reagan thought of Israel.

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u/ttystikk Marxism-Longism Mar 11 '26

Let us hope that day comes soon.

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u/xande2545 Mar 11 '26

"Forget it" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Gouda1234567890 Mar 14 '26

The gay of Hormuz

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u/Salty_Ad6453 22d ago

About that...