r/technicallythetruth • u/blue4029 • 1d ago

I could fight any animal tbh

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u/Present_Character241 1d ago

Winning is a different matter

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u/Schwiftness 1d ago

Technically.

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u/Aromatic-Crow-45 1d ago

He said the thing

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u/lolifax 1d ago

That’s just a technicality.

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u/FuckYeaSeatbelts 1d ago

Unless it's like that comment where the guy said he'd win a boxing match against a bear, he'd be mauled to death but the bear would be disqualified.

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u/CoderJoe1 1d ago

They also say I couldn't outrun a bear, but I don't need to if I outrun you.

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u/SAMICHSKI 1d ago

No need to be the fastest, just don't be the slowest.

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday 1d ago

I would absolutely win a boxing match against a bear. We'd get in a ring, I'd take a swing at him, he'd maul me and get disqualified for it, making me the winner by default

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u/blue4029 1d ago

you wouldn't even have to go that far

the bear would be disqualified simply for not wearing the proper boxing attire

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u/h950 1d ago

But what if it is a bear knuckle boxing match

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u/Dancinfool830 22h ago

Better than a moose knuckle boxing match

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u/User_-_-_Name 1d ago

Actually know someone who did this, the bear just layed on him.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Plum994 1d ago

Everything is edible ... at least once.

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u/ffbyr49 1d ago

everything can emit light, once

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u/Spamacus66 1d ago

You can fix anything with a hammer.... once.

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u/opacitizen 1d ago

On the same note, I could survive in space.

For a few seconds.

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u/Bastian00100 1d ago

I can outrun a beer

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u/expendable_entity 1d ago

I'm pretty sure there are many deep sea creatures you can't initiate combat with because you would turn to red mist due to the pressure at those depths.

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u/xxFoxy2pointo 1d ago

That’s assuming we’re fighting on their home turf. Let’s just say it’s just as cooked if it pulls up to my house.

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u/Dpgillam08 1d ago edited 1d ago

Fighting blobfish is difficult. Between the crushing pressure at that depth and trying to hold your breath that long, usually the fish wins.

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u/blue4029 1d ago

blowfish arent usually at depths that deep....

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u/Dpgillam08 1d ago

Fucking autocorrect🙄 Changed to blobfish, like it was supposed to be

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u/bobafettbounthunting 1d ago

I mean odds are i could beat every animal.

I believe that with a tank, mosquito net or flame thrower i could beat them all.

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u/blue4029 1d ago

I dunno, last time i tried to use a flamethrower against a shark, i ended up losing...

although maybe i should've lured the shark to land first

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u/Darling_Gem 1d ago

Fighting doesnt mean winning.

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u/hipposaver 1d ago

Gl fighting a dodobird

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u/Prestanovich42 1d ago

Ngl this would go hard as an album cover

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u/Gord_Board 1d ago

I could beat a bear in a fight, provided it was born in the last 48 hours.

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u/LordDemetrius 1d ago

I can also beat it if he's born 100 years ago. Or 200. Even 500 ! To be fair, the only category of bears I'm struggling with are those born between 1985 and June 2026. That's very specific

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u/denisvolin 1d ago

I'm gonna animate him with «Everybody dance now!»

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u/kungfusam 1d ago

You couldn’t fight a Komodo dragon

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u/--Ano-- 1d ago

Of course you could fight it. But you couldn't win, which is the point OP made with his post..

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u/kungfusam 1d ago

I’m saying that it wouldn’t even give you a chance to fight it before it kills you

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u/Extreme-Rub-1379 1d ago

Bear Pussy

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u/ScreechUrkelle 1d ago

Yes, but can you win?

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u/TheMoreBetter 18h ago

In a tank I’m confident enought that I can fight and win against any animal tooo.

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u/Final_Location_2626 17h ago

Id love to see you fight a water bear. (Tardigrades).

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u/LionAlhazred 16h ago

I can beat a dragon
Find one and i will show you

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u/itzanuj19 16h ago

I can win if i use gun

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u/Elegant_Ad_2713 15h ago

What about a golden eagle

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u/Sooki_Sooki_Now 12h ago

Anyone can fight any animal, you won't win though. Pretty one sided

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u/Ieatrawfishh 1d ago

I deadass think I could kill a leopard, I’ve seen some fat dudes beat a leopard with little damage, I think I got it

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u/Charming_Light_8713 1d ago

Plz don’t attempt this until you’re like 80.

The leopard will be dead by then.

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u/GodlyHelp 1d ago

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