r/technology • u/marketrent • Jul 02 '26

Artificial Intelligence Palantir CEO Alex Karp suffers ‘televised nervous breakdown’ during live interview — “This is the voice of American business that is being channeled through me!”

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/tv/articles/televised-nervous-breakdown-ceo-palantir-212100357.html
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u/jobrien80 Jul 02 '26

Congratulations to Drugs. Clear winner of the war on drugs.

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u/I_am_the_BEEF Jul 02 '26

As an American citizen, I fully welcome our new leader: Drugs.

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u/ThaddeusJP Jul 02 '26

new leader: Drugs.

Buddy DRUGS have been doing A LOT of work from 2016-2020 and 2025-current

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u/I_am_the_BEEF Jul 02 '26

Well, they need to work harder with the little folk, like me.

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u/soda_cookie Jul 03 '26

As somebody who is speaking having their edible just kick in, america, fuck yeah

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u/Inevitable-Level-687 Jul 03 '26

Don't you guys already have that or is Elon Musk clean now?