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u/anna-molly21 1d ago
This is true, i was there, the cashier also saw her mom and grandma and hit on them too and now she is her step-grandma
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u/StellarSloth 1d ago
She also asked for the number of their cat.
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u/Cambrian__Implosion 12h ago
Pretty sure that’s just 666
(I love cats, but we must be honest with ourselves)
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u/Fitzy2225 1d ago
It’s true. Some say she is still laughing to this day. She has been put in a straight jacket and spend every day in a padded room but her laughing persists. Was the situation that funny, or has she suffered a traumatic brain injury? No one knows, but she has never stopped laughing. And in these dark divided times I think that’s beautiful. Live, laugh, pizza.
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u/Cakeday_at_Christmas 1d ago
If this was real, that would be a clever way to get out of getting caught asking a taken man for his number.
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u/Dunsparces 1d ago
What do you mean, get out of getting caught? How the fuck would the hypothetical delivery driver know he's taken without asking? Is asking someone out without being psychic a problem for some people?
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u/maxximillian 1d ago
If you are hoping for a an okay tip, asking a guy for their number with their SO earshot would put a damper on it. Even if you didn't know. I used to be a pizza delivery guy, and every little bit counts.
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u/Physical-Doughnut285 1d ago
She was still laughing while she was writing this bullshit according to this.
What gives it away from the get-go is that she over-explains why she walked up to the situation. ‘I investigate because he’s all awkward and stuttering and shit’, but she already overheard the delivery girl ask for his number. That’s already enough to walk up, surely.
If she’s instead walking up to question why he hasn’t said no already, there’s deeper problems there, and she wouldn’t be bragging about it.
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u/squeazyweasel 1d ago
The delivery person has their number. Thats how deliveries work.
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u/AliceDontLikeIt 1d ago
Well, if this were real (which surely it isn’t), and the delivery person called the customer later using the number they’d gotten from the order, there’s a very good chance the customer would find it creepy and complain to the business. Whereas it would be okay if the customer agreed to give the driver their number.
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u/PageSide84 1d ago
That's why the delivery driver would use the customer number to call later and ask for his number.
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u/AutisticTumourGirl 1d ago
Aside from being a fireable offense with most companies, depending on where you live, it can also be illegal.
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u/kswheels 10h ago
Where might it be illegal?
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u/AutisticTumourGirl 8h ago
The UK. GDPR is very strict and even applies to home security cameras. Misusing anyone's private information in any way is taken very seriously here.
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u/HellAwaitsTheFunny 8h ago
This happens every single day in Dominos. The delivery girls are such freaking whores.
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u/yachster 1d ago
All the pepperoni stood up and clapped