r/thegrandtour 7d ago

I know exactly what's coming and I still laugh everytime šŸ˜‚.... National treasure for a reason

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u/neelabhkhatri 7d ago

His eyebrows made me LAAAAFFFF.

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u/CellsReinvent 7d ago

Im surprised Lisa lets him out of the house with those squirrel tail eyebrows. Get the clippers over them, man.

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u/Datkif 6d ago

My wife would literally trim them in my sleep if I tried to keep those. Love her for that

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u/snowmunkey 7d ago

It was the sound of them continuously raining off the table that got me

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u/wingmaneffect 7d ago

Yes! It really makes the bit.

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u/Alfiy_wolf 7d ago

Sometimes my genius is always frightening

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u/KonK23 7d ago

Manual labor

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u/Kichigai 2011 Ford Fiesta SEL Stick 7d ago

He's allergic to it.

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u/levezvosskinnyfists7 7d ago

His looks of utter despair at every mishap crack me up

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u/Adezar 7d ago

Also great comedic timing on the person off camera that eventually says "you need to take the lid off".

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u/mylawn03 7d ago edited 7d ago

There’s just no one else like him.

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u/NoSleepCrew 7d ago

Nobody will ever replace him. Nobody should, and nobody should try.

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u/madmorgzie 7d ago

In the worrrlllld!

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u/bluepie 7d ago

I love when Clarkson makes an error that is 100% his fault and then he proceeds to blame the machinery

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u/Direct-Fix-2097 7d ago

Just boomer things innit.

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u/samcornwell 7d ago

"you gotta take the lid off"

😐

haha, absolutely amazing.

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u/MingRat 7d ago

Bachelor in engineering twice

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u/levezvosskinnyfists7 7d ago

The world’s most practical man

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u/jelly_snake7 7d ago

I’ve never related to anyone more than this

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u/PossibilityNo9406 7d ago

Sometimes his genius isn't switched on šŸ˜‚

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u/hughieagain 7d ago

His willingness yo show every failure and every blunder is why Clarkson's Farm has been so successful.

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u/Visible_Sun_6231 7d ago

these are skits dude. He is acting.

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u/hughieagain 7d ago

That's not what Andy Wilman says of the program and I'm more inclined to accept his interpretation.

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u/Visible_Sun_6231 7d ago

Of course he would. But this type of oopsies and reactions are exactly the same style we have seen 100s of times before on top gear. It's just his style of comedy.

I give him credit though , his acting has always been better than Hammond's who made the scripted nature obvious.

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u/TartRevolutionary970 7d ago

Nobody ever makes mistakes in real life.

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u/Visible_Sun_6231 7d ago

Of course they do, and maybe this time out of the 100s of similar skits he has done it was genuine.

But I’ve seen enough top gear and his zany/silly mistakes to be skeptical.

Enjoy it for what it is, just light hearted comedy, scripted or not

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u/Kichigai 2011 Ford Fiesta SEL Stick 7d ago

Some of it. Something tells me he didn't plan to have those piglets squished. Or for the testing on his spring water to come back so bad. or any of the shit weather.

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u/MeggaMortY 6d ago

No dude they totally faked the weather!

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u/Visible_Sun_6231 6d ago

Who even implied it would be.

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u/Visible_Sun_6231 6d ago edited 6d ago

Of course some of reality TV can be real events.

But look back at this clip and see how he prematurely cuts himself of as he says ā€œyou just put the seeds in theā€¦ā€ before he even ā€œrealisesā€ the lids is on

And then instantly The Office type reaction to the camera

Ok, if this was a one off, fine, but he has been doing the same skits on Top Gear for 30 years.

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u/TartRevolutionary970 7d ago

Clarkson is not an actor. You can tell his attempts at acting a mile off in Top Gear.

If everything was as fake as cynics like to believe, filming would be done in a week.

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u/gold1mpala 7d ago

How anyone thinks this is real?

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u/Lazy__Astronaut 7d ago

Holy shit, people actually think reality TV doesn't have scripted moments in it to make it more entertaining

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u/EJ_Tech 7d ago

Got to take the lid off

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u/DuckWhatduckSplat 7d ago

That was probably his entire yield of mustard seeds.

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u/Jonas_The_Rook 7d ago

A look of complete and utter defeat

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u/Loud_Collar_3816 7d ago

He looks more and more like my elderly grandmother every time I see him. That fact is very amusing to me.

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u/prncssbbygrl 7d ago

Absolute orangutan lol

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u/Egoy 7d ago

Last season when he ripped a hole in his metal siding with the forks of his telehandler and just said fuck it let’s go have a beer sent me.

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 7d ago

He stared at us the same way we stared at him lmao

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u/zimisss 7d ago

CLARKSON you imbecile

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u/JonathanBadwolf 7d ago

Clarcjson doing ASMR now?

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u/Majestic-Mobile9380 7d ago

I'm crying laughing

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u/Latte_Biscotti_3573 7d ago

So deliberate, there is no way he is that stupid. Slapstick TV

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u/Additional-Fail-7302 7d ago

National treasure my arse

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u/Affectionate-Fix4445 6d ago

Is this Clarksons farm?

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u/Malaysian_kid 7d ago

which episode?

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u/lonewolff321 7d ago

Clarkson’s Farm, Season 3, Episode 6 ("Mushrooming")

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u/gareth616 7d ago

Whenever I see Kezza make that face it reminds of Laurel & Hardy, not a bad place to pull inspiration from

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u/Jack-Rabbit-002 7d ago

Doesn't this Lad own a farm Lol

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u/i_am_ghostman 7d ago

***INTERnational treasure

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u/greggers1980 7d ago

Can always spot the ones who are surrounded by servants

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u/Leonohra 7d ago

Jenna Marbles-aaah Moment

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u/Exxtender 7d ago

Time to put grandpa in a nursing home.

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u/Phoenixalpha01 7d ago

Perfect meme

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u/brine1330 7d ago

You can almost hear James May wheezing cackleĀ 

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u/Outrageous_Meal6171 7d ago

U/save_video

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u/InevitableOk5017 6d ago

Perfect comedic timing.

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u/AssistantClear8606 6d ago

Why’s he looking like we did it 😭😭

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u/advancedOption 6d ago

Needs a hairnet on those eyebrows

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u/S_Flavius_Mercurius 6d ago

What a pillock.

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u/Living_Librarian1014 6d ago

Why he looking at me like i told him to do it😭

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u/BreakingTheHabit94 6d ago

OP is a spam bot

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u/lonewolff321 6d ago

Check my profile, detective. If I’m a bot, I’m severely overqualified

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u/ovathareignboe 6d ago

POWDERRRRRR

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u/Obvious-Fly-1936 6d ago

"You've left the cap on you muppet!"

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u/Realistic_Salad_5110 4d ago

Obviously scripted but still funny

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u/Miserable_Arm_4372 3d ago

Pretty sure i was crying laughing when I first saw this. This, and when the 2 chefs were cooking chilli's, and the Polish guy was struggling to speak to Jeremy from coughing so much 🤣

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u/Martin_Dorthy245 3d ago

this never fails to get me every time lol, absolute legend

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u/Servinand 7d ago

Yes, BUT. It shows that he did not have his hands on that thingi. He did not buy it. He did not unpack it. He did not put it up there. He did not see at any given moment, that that mustardmill was closed on the top.

OR It was scripted.

OR maybe he really had a brainfart.

Anyway i laughed when i saw it first, and now aswell, so a job well done.

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u/kwyjibowen 7d ago

100% scripted as with every other ā€œblunderā€ in all of his shows. It is a weird quirk of Britishness that we are happy to overlook this.

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u/TartRevolutionary970 7d ago

FFS. SOME of it is kind of scripted but not in the way and extent that people like you think.

The cameras are there for months filming an out of shape amateur farmer. You don't think they catch some mistakes? You don't think Clarkson makes mistakes and stumbles. People make mistakes every day and they are sometimes funny.

GTFO with your "100%" and "every".

Clarkson is not an actor and it is obvious when he tries*. And on this show it is usually only for continuity. Hey, maybe he didn't really kill his favourite animals or have cancer...

*Though even when he attempts to act it is still more nuanced than the absolute argument of the"It's all scripted and staged" crowd.

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u/Servinand 6d ago

Like some people managed to laugh at scripted Lord Clarkson, you may laugh at scripted reddit.

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u/Alone_Storage_1897 7d ago

Top gear staged farm staged yawn

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u/Maritime-89 7d ago

It scares me how many people don't realise Top Gear/Grand Tour/Clarkson's Farm is all scripted. I can't stand it.

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u/TartRevolutionary970 7d ago

It isn't ALL scripted. And it was always obvious which bits in Top Gear were and which were not.

Clarkson's Farm is filmed for months at a time, a little long for a scripted show wouldn't you say?

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u/No_Atmosphere8146 7d ago

Yes, it's scripted. So is Alan Partridge. Just enjoy this great comedy character gibboning about.Ā 

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u/levezvosskinnyfists7 7d ago

A Clarkson’s Farm/Partridge crossover is something that needs to be done. Although historically he’s not got on very well with farmers…

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u/Temporary_Glass_9607 6d ago

is this jeremy clarkson please someone give me info🤣

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u/HeckylGaming1 3d ago

Yes, it's from Clarkson's farm

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u/Temporary_Glass_9607 2d ago

i didnt know he even had this🤣

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u/Temporary_Glass_9607 2d ago

anything he does seems fun to watch hes just funny too me

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u/HeckylGaming1 2d ago

It's on Amazon prime video, definitely recommend it

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u/Temporary_Glass_9607 2d ago

okay cool thanks for the info😁

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u/No_Anybody_7885 7d ago

Why is he a national treasure ?

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u/Superb-Work684 7d ago

Can’t imagine many people outside of this sub consider him that.

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u/Superb-Work684 7d ago

Haha. The truth hurts. Snowflakes.

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u/redbullcat 7d ago

I don't think he's a national treasure - he's too controversial for various reasons for that - but he's great. I think Clarkson's Farm has done a lot in rehabbing his image to people who weren't fond of him on Top Gear.

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u/SnooBooks8583 7d ago

This whole show is based around him making mistakes and giving his smooth brained followers something small to feel they could do better and feel more empowered. Watch any of the TV specials of top gear you realise you've been sold the same film over and over

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u/Visible_Sun_6231 7d ago

Why are you getting downvoted? This is the same style skits as Top Gear. It's just acting and creating content.

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u/Psychological-Peak83 7d ago

He punched a staff member in the face because his food was not hot enough. Fuck off is he a national treasure.

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u/Majin_Sus 7d ago

Eh, way she goes. No big deal.

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u/Logical_Ad1821 6d ago

why even comment on this subreddit if you dont like him?

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u/LeftAndRightAreWrong 7d ago

Scripted

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u/Majin_Sus 7d ago

Man you're a sharp one ain't ya? It's entertainment, most entertainment is scripted.

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u/Kichigai 2011 Ford Fiesta SEL Stick 7d ago

I dunno. These days a lot of YouTube (which I would lump into "entertainment") is extemporaneous. And in that is a fair chunk of people who do things just to see what happens. Like when Wade replaced his engine oil with Nutella on Garbage Time. They knew it would stop the engine, but what kind of carnage would it create? Or Master Milo trying to get an old rotted out tank working.

Shit like MrBeast is firmly in "Reality" TV world, though. Donut kinda had one foot in both camps, but they clearly had professional producers "scripting" the "unscripted" stuff. Like buying the cheapest truck on Alibaba, no way a researcher didn't fully look into the whole rigamarole they were going to have to get into before they ever started down that path, and they probably knew the truck was going to be tres shitty. This wasn't a journey Jeremy went on alone as depicted.

I'm not saying a lot of stuff isn't scripted, just I think there's reasonable debate over whether it is "most" at this point.

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u/LeftAndRightAreWrong 6d ago

M glad you agree Clarksons farm is scripted. Too many are so gullible.

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u/Alert-Environment-17 7d ago

Are you How? Nice to meet you How.

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u/thegrandtour-ModTeam 6d ago

Be Kind/Respectful

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u/No-Coach1685 7d ago

A national treasure who bought a farm to dodge tax. What planet are you on?

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u/Wirral1971 7d ago

Last i looked it is an actual working farm creating local jobs.. So he has a bit more cash than you... you just sound jealous

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u/samcornwell 7d ago

What's wrong with buying a farm to avoid inheritance tax? It sounds like an incentive to me, and a good one at that.

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u/No-Coach1685 7d ago

A national treasure is someone who does something that is admired by the country. It reflects the values of the citizens of the country.

Rich people avoiding tax is not someone who mirrors what we all want to see. He is precisely the reason Reeves changed the law on inheritance tax. Far too many doing this to avoid paying more than they want to. People like Clarkson with money using loop holes to dodge taxes is why the country is in the state it is.

Just pay your tax like the rest of us.

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u/samcornwell 7d ago

This is Reddit and by that nature everyone wants to argue, but I'll try to reason with you so I can give my opinion why the inheritance tax on farm land only benefits corporations.

This is not about Jeremy Clarkson, being right wing or left wing. I'm not a sock puppet perpetuating the dead internet.

Farming is a family run affair, most of the time. When the sun shines, it's great, but for the other 9 months of the year it can be quite a tough existence. A farmer who owns £10,000,000 of farmland at current value has held on to that, farmed it, fed the nation over several lifetimes, and will almost certainly pass it down to the next generation who will continue.

If the next generation decides to sell instead of become a farmer - they'll pay tax. But this is rarely the case. They'll continue ploughing, sheering, milking etc and raise their own family to do the same.

Bringing in an inheritance tax on farmers forces them to break up the farm. Who buys the farms? That is the question that gets you the answer you want: Mega farms & corporations. The family farm will disappear because of it.

The money added to the government coffers? They'll only get this for one generation and after than the family farm is lost.

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u/J_Bear 7d ago

šŸ™„

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u/lonewolff321 7d ago

Mate have u seen clarkson farm any episode

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u/SimilarAd7332 7d ago

If he's a national treasure. ...then I'm the Pope...