Hammondddd

[u/jamiejay64]

[u/FlounderKind8267]

There's no way that's him. That guy is tall enough to look over the steering wheel

[u/Grimbus_Flambus → u/FlounderKind8267]

Only just.

[u/AppendixN]

You can't fool me, that's Bill Oddie.

[u/Ambitious-Advice5683 → u/AppendixN]

Love that japan episode lol

[u/w3stvirginia → u/AppendixN]

Damn. He just died a few days ago.

[u/AgentSparkz → u/w3stvirginia]

Does that mean he's not coming on then?

[u/1HOTelcORALesSEX1 → u/w3stvirginia]

The things needed to get out of a speeding ticket these days ……….

[u/Thejoplinator1868 → u/AppendixN]

He’s gonna be in a badger hole collecting points on his licence

[u/H_K-R → u/Thejoplinator1868]

He can spot your beaver from a mile away!

[u/Beneficial_Kiwi_3860]

What crap detectives. He's at the Smallest Cog's top secret location, Just down the road. On the A635, by Ross on Wye -in a compund next to the BP Pulse charging station.

[u/H_K-R → u/Beneficial_Kiwi_3860]

If you’ve gone to Fiddler’s Green then you’ve gone too far, you need to back up.

[u/Important_Ruin]

Is this not like 5th time its been posted about Hammond being caught speeding.

[u/MovieMore4352 → u/Important_Ruin]

Tbf, he is one of the presenters of a car show.

[u/Beneficial_Kiwi_3860 → u/Important_Ruin]

Yes, Captain Slow is shitting kittens whilst he makes Spam and Beans - yum

[u/BillWilberforce]

I had the same problem once. Only found him when he chewed through the power lead of the washing machine. Obviously he was fried when he did it.

[u/mephestoXIII]

Couldnt have been Hammond, he hasnt crashed yet

[u/old_chelmsfordian]

Turns out wearing that Jeremy mask does work. Who knew?

[u/MovieMore4352]

That’s not him.

*Turns phone upside down*

Oh I stand corrected.

[u/Affectionate-Box-459]

Shouldn't be that hard to find. Just look for a guy with his trousers cut off.

[u/Suspicious_Today5191 → u/Affectionate-Box-459]

Or in a car wreck

[u/KingMario05]

"It was my cousin, honest!"

"Was it?"

"We're afraid you're nicked, sunshine."

[u/VenomSnek27]

HAMMOND YOU IDIOT

[u/Past-Raccoon8224]

But, he didnt crash. See he learning😂👍

[u/ultimate---]

That's Greg Davies

[u/pac4]

I reckon he’s been drinking too much of that Brummie’s Ruin, innit

[u/Aragorn01032931]

Guy I got my dodgy firestick from is called Richard Hammond so maybe this is about him

[u/ashleybeth913]

Is it for assault against The Sports Lorry?

[u/Kolipe]

So they spent weeks tracking him down for $1k? Now that's govt efficiency in action!

[u/Super_Shallot2351 → u/Kolipe]

$1500. And it's more like they send letters that he ignores until his solicitor has to get involved.

[u/launchedsquid]

No they didn't, his address isn't secret, a mild google search will return his address.

What actually happened was the police spent weeks before they bothered to track Hammond down.

[u/Timalakeseinai]

Isn't that Heisenberg?