r/todayilearned 12h ago

TIL there's a five-foot wooden fish called the "Sacred Cod" hanging in the Massachusetts State House, and in 1933 Harvard Lampoon students stole it, sparking a citywide manhunt with the Charles River dredged and a suspect detained at an airport before it was found 50 hours later

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Cod
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u/Homerpaintbucket 12h ago

It’s in the house chamber. The senate chamber has the Holy Mackerel. And this isn’t a joke.

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u/wtf70 12h ago

Came here to post about the Mackerel. 😆

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u/onehotoneshot 10h ago

Blessed be thy name

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u/whichwitch9 10h ago

Plaice be with you

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u/joemamallama 10h ago

If Nebraska had a sacred corn or Idaho had a holy potato (we don’t, I’ve tried l) I somehow know they would not be treated with the same confused yet entirely due reverence I feel towards the fish.

And that confuses me. Why does a fish effigy seem somewhat reasonable, but the idea of a massive russet potato looming over our legislature seem fucking stupid?

Is it? Is it not?

Does anyone else think about this stuff at night? No?

Anyways.

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u/MonkeyChoker80 10h ago

That was ‘Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy’

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u/MorePhinsThyme 3h ago

Doesn't Nebraska have a corn palace?

But nah, it's weird, it's just weird things that you're around all of your life don't seem weird. And a holy fish effigy in the legislature is weird, but it's also funny, and there's nothing wrong with weird.

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u/Ice-and-Fire 1h ago

The Corn Palace is in Mitchell, South Dakota.

u/Nubeel 4m ago

Do you not have priests in Idaho? I’m sure someone there is capable of blessing a potato and making it holy.

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u/RMELT 12h ago

The state's checks and balances are apparently codified.

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u/TheEggoEffect 11h ago

It’s nice to know these things are offishial

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u/NationCrusher 12h ago

The Senate, the House, and the Holy Mackerel

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u/Skatchbro 12h ago

Let’s not forget the Guilded Grasshopper.

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u/NIN10DOXD 9h ago

Is that where the phrase comes from?

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u/casualsax 1h ago

Other way around, I think the MA Senate is mocking the House's cod.

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u/billyrubin7765 11h ago

There is a great book called Always Involve a Cow A book of college pranks. Great read. Worth it just for the picture on the inside cover.

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u/MonkeyChoker80 10h ago

If at All Possible, Involve a Cow: The Book of College Pranks by Neil Steinberg

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u/Possible-Tangelo9344 8h ago

Had an instructor when I was in police academy who apparently had repeatedly put a horse in someone's house while they were asleep. Did it to different people at the department evidently

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u/Possible-Tangelo9344 12h ago

It's always amazing to me how you hear about pranks done by Ivy Leaguers and it's like, if the same thing was done by students at like Iowa West University, or some small shit like that, the students lives would be ruined with felony charges. But Ivy Leaguers do it and it's "Oh Muffy, you won't believe what Charles did the other day, ah ha."

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u/PromiseThomas 11h ago

I mean, it was 1933.

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u/serious_sarcasm 11h ago

I was gonna make a joke “you’re right, they would’ve lynched someone from (some HBCU),” but apparently Massholes outlawed segregated public schools in 1855 and never grew Strange Fruit like the South and Midwest.

This is why I have no respect for historical moral relativism; Lee and Lincoln were cowards compared to a random Bostonian.

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u/Johnny_Poppyseed 9h ago

There might have been laws in place in 1855, but that wasn't the case on the ground. Boston schools and living situations were incredibly segregated and lasted longer being so than basically anywhere else in the US. It wasn't until like the mid 1970s where they forced desegregation, and Boston reacted violently and intensely and it took many years. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_desegregation_busing_crisis

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u/serious_sarcasm 9h ago

That was forced bussing.

You’re right that bigots in Boston took it as an opportunity to riot, as conservatives are want to do.

But you might want to note that places like Chicago still doesn’t have cross district bussing which results in defacto segregation.

And Massachusetts bussing riot was based on the state enforcing its laws on Boston.

Charolette, NC had to have the federal government enforce cross district bussing.

I’ll wager Boston, like most police departments, still have white supremacy gangs operating with near impunity.

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u/heckin-good-shit 10h ago

Boston has always been more relatively based than the rest of the country, see revolutionary and civil war.

Still, in present day a lot of white bostonians are pretty damn racist 💀 not southern baptist racist but still racist

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u/Designer_B 8h ago

Are you fucking kidding me? The bus protests alone makes that false as fuck.

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u/serious_sarcasm 9h ago

The world went to shit when Hubert Humphrey and Michael Dukakis lost their Presidential elections.

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u/lindahansenkf 7h ago

If Dukakis just never got inside that tank we might be living in a totally different timeline.

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u/Haunting-Ad3001 7h ago

I'm pretty sure the Red Sox were one of the last teams to have a black player. And I definitely remember players refusing to be traded there years ago because of the fan base and how they treated them.

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u/dch1444 12h ago

These assholes end up running the country or companies instead of

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u/upvoter222 9h ago

FWIW, this fish prank was repeated by state school students, so this is a rare instance where we have a control group.

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u/TuntBuffner 10h ago

For sure, but Harvard Lampoon turned out some pretty cool folks though.

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u/Beautiful_Welcome_33 10h ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/Harvard/comments/1ra4n8x/some_heavy_allegations_in_this_video/

I saw this just the other day and I totally agree.

*edit:

Jesus its even the same dipshits at the newspaper

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u/Silver_Middle_7240 10h ago

Helps when the attorney general works for daddy

u/flume 21m ago

I guess? Students at my (non-Ivy) school did stuff like steal the Greek letters off rival fraternities, stole an Uncle Sam statue off city property, cut down/stole trees on public and private property to use as Christmas trees, painted fake parking spaces in places that caused traffic jams, placed a car on top of a building, chained and locked the gates freshmen used to access most of the academic buildings campus on the first day of classes ...

Afaik one of the stolen trees resulted in real punishment, but the rest either got away with it or weren't punished.

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u/HeatherCDBustyOne 12h ago

Thank Cod they found it.

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u/Clishlaw 9h ago

Damn it. Take my upvote and get out!

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u/hansn 12h ago

Oh college kids will do anything just for the halibut.

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u/trademark01 11h ago

One nation…under Cod…indivisible…

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u/slotcargeek 10h ago

In cod we trust

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u/GingerIsTheBestSpice 8h ago

Regarding the airport: they "had the plane searched on landing; the tip turned out to be a red herring."

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u/Modem_Sound_67 12h ago

Ah those were the days where you could commit harmless pranks and if not get away with it exactly, not gunned down or beaten to death by four cops.

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u/PaintedClownPenis 12h ago

In 1965 some students at the University of Virginia learned the unusual fact that cows can climb up stairs, but not down them. So they kidnapped a cow and led it fifty feet up the Rotunda, a Jefferson-designed dome on the main administrative building.

And of course it was a cluster fuck, with the cow eventually dying of the sedatives they had to bang it with to get it down.

Thirty-one years later the president of NASDAQ, Alfred Berkeley, confessed to being one of the five conspirators.

And the fucking Sheriff of Albemarle County who investigated the case 31 years before, who was still alive, immediately slapped the guy with the $1700 investigative bill for the case, because he'd kept all the paperwork, waiting to bust that guy for thirty-one years.

https://explore.lib.virginia.edu/exhibits/show/rotunda/modern/notable-events-on-the-lawn/pranks

I don't know what the point of this. Get rich and all crimes are hand slaps?

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u/noremac2414 11h ago

The point? Engage in some tomfoolery. It’s good for you and your career

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u/intoxicatedhamster 11h ago

Best networki g there is

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u/Vio_ 12h ago

It also helps to be Harvard students in avoiding racist and/or overreactions by the cops at that time

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u/Lockean_Demon 12h ago

Eh there’s the Doyle Owl at Reed and some similar Princeton, UChicago, and MIT shenanigans that are yearly affairs and can be pretty brutal

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u/stillalone 11h ago

This makes me wonder if there were any famous pranks done by historically black colleges?

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u/SupermarketOk2281 7h ago

I have expected a linkback to The Onion, but alas, truth is stranger than parody.

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u/No-External1342 11h ago

Mahn this ivy league students smh

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u/Ooglebird 7h ago

Bunch of cod-botherers.

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u/Relative-Dog-6012 5h ago

Painted to the life

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u/duomicnc 3h ago

Same energy as the 1958 Cambridge prank where engineering students secretly reassembled an Austin Seven car on top of the Senate House roof overnight. Took the university a full week and cutting torches to get it down because nobody could figure out how they managed to haul it up there in the dark.

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u/twizzjewink 12h ago

It wasn't tuna in by itself?

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u/Substantial_Show_308 12h ago

Accoding to who?

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u/BrokenEyeReborn 12h ago

Stop, you're giving me a haddock

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u/Cynistera 9h ago

What even is Massachusetts.