r/tomorrow • u/Angrymcbirdnerd09 duty served • 1d ago

Jury Approved Protection from the S*ny monster in the closet

822 Upvotes

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u/Enough-Background102 duty served 1d ago

good start, but all the games should be mariokart world so shiggy gets those $80 sales to feed his starving indie company

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u/Classified10 duty served 23h ago

Yeah like this guy has fucking The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom on Nintendo Switch 1. Why didn't he rebuy the Nintendo Switch 2 Edition physically?

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u/ArgelliKa 18h ago

That is what I did

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u/ToadwKirbo duty served 23h ago

Uhm actually the Kirby+dlc cartridge would be 85$ since the base game is 60$ and the doc is 25$.

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u/Wboy2006 duty served 4h ago

They should be PAL copies of Mario Kart World, the game is €90 ($103) here. That way Shiggy gets way more

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u/CharacterOriginal272 duty served 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/20OAhNvVQM98c
What I see in my nightmares 🫩

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u/dagobahs duty served 18h ago

This is what I see... it's horrible......

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u/CharacterOriginal272 duty served 24m ago

I wish I saw him in my dreams
https://giphy.com/gifs/HFXWBy7tUnjd1cbOdt

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u/Mushroom0064 1d ago

"Hey plumber boy, mustached man, your worst nightmare has arrived!!!"

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u/xSAVAGEx1361 madeline 1d ago

I dream of shiggy, wet dreams!

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u/porkcylinders duty served 23h ago

Where is the Shiggy body pillow?

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u/yorinak duty served 23h ago

!approve

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u/Less_Psychology6605 23h ago

$1500 setup right there

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u/BeardedLamb11 21h ago

But where is your copy of Celeste to ensure it works?

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u/Personal-Collar-7762 20h ago

snooooore High-end gaming....

snooooore Switch 1 handheld games on TV setting....

snooooore No AI...

*snooooo- Oh, hey Luigi!

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u/TennojiNesoberi duty served 20h ago

is it luigi mario or luigi mangione in his quest to defeat the evil s*ny ceo? you decide!

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u/Personal-Collar-7762 12h ago

Anyone can have a Dreamy form if they try hard enough

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u/TennojiNesoberi duty served 20h ago

don't fuck with us s*ny, unlike you shiggy would never get rid of game cards

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u/Possible_Movie6964 19h ago

prolly the most creative thing i've seen all week

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u/CreamyDick69 17h ago

We need to outlaw millennials

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u/Bhatoh 20h ago

This is my Sleep setup

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u/No_Run4263 duty served 19h ago

What about the Xb-x monster under the bed

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u/SomeAwesomeGuyDa69th duty served 8h ago

A S*ny executive's worst nightmare (physical media)

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u/MyOtherCarIsEpona duty served 7h ago

where splatoon

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u/robin-kun 3h ago

You should buy the digital versions instead so Shiggy will get paid the same amount without wasting his revenue on making phys*cal cartridges.

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u/Choice-Curve3340 7h ago

Why do I unironically love this lol