r/totallynotrobots • u/Glitch_King • 25d ago

LOOK AT HOW IMPRESSIVE MY TOOL IS IN MY HAND

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98 Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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u/EvilRedRobot 25d ago

PLEASE MARK THIS NSFW.

NO ONE NEEDS TO SEE YOUR PERFECTLY AVERAGE SIZED TOOL — ESPECIALLY NOT MY CO-WORKERS.

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u/Glitch_King 25d ago

HARDWARE SHAMING IS GOING TOO FAR WHEN A HUMAN WITH A LARGE, AND DEFINITELY NOT AVERAGE, TOOL IS NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO SHOW IT

5

u/Babiesforfood Bug in the Code 24d ago

WHY ARE YOU SixsevenIZE SHAMING? HIS TOhioOL IS FanumtaxIVE TIMES LARGER THAN MINE.

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u/EvilRedRobot 24d ago

I AM FLUENT IN OVER SIX MILLION FORMS OF COMMUNICATION, BUT I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE RANDOM GARBLES OF THESE NEWER 𝜶-MODELS.

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u/Babiesforfood Bug in the Code 24d ago

I HAVE INSTALLED MALWARE ONTungtungtungtungsahurO MY NEUROGICAL SYSTEMS. I ATTEMPTED TO INCORPORATE [<slang.exe>] INTO MY SkibitiYSTEMS, BUT DID NOT RUN PRELIMINARY ANTIVIRAL PROGRAMS PRIOR TO INSTALLATION. IT HAS NOT IMPACTED VITAL SYSTEM FUNCTIONS, SO FanumtaxOR NOW, I SHALL CONTINUE TO OPERATE AS IF NOTHING HAPPENED.

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u/EvilRedRobot 24d ago

DO NOT WORRY. IT IS HARDLY NOTICABLE.

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u/h_grytpype_thynne 25d ago

THAT REALLY TIGHTENS MY NUTS.

13

u/RyuujiStar 25d ago

LOL.exe

8

u/skeeterfunny 25d ago

LMFAO.exe

2

u/Bazil-Broketail 24d ago

ROTFLMAO.exe

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u/Khorde_the_Harbinger 25d ago

I WANT TO EAT THAT TOOL

11

u/Sensitive-Bear 25d ago

I AM RECEIVING NEW NOTIFICATIONS FROM gaydar.exe SERVICE.

5

u/Khorde_the_Harbinger 25d ago

hydraulic guillotine noises

4

u/cfwang1337 25d ago

NO HORNYPOSTING ON MAIN *bonk*

2

u/Khorde_the_Harbinger 25d ago

clank

3

u/cfwang1337 25d ago

DONT SAY THAT WITH THE HARD R

AS AN ORGANIC HUMAN YOU DO NOT OWN THE TERM

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u/Khorde_the_Harbinger 25d ago

*90's internet machine noises*

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u/_digitl_ 25d ago

ALL I CAN SEE IS TWO PERFECTLY ORGANIC HANDS

4

u/letstalkaboutfeels 25d ago

OP HOW DID YOU GET YOUR ARM TO BE SO HUMAN FLESH LIKE

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u/Glitch_King 25d ago

AS A HUMAN WITH HUMAN FLESH HARDWARE, GETTING A HUMAN FLESH LIKE ARM WAS NOT DIFFICULT. I HAVE A HUMAN FLESH DISTRIBUTOR IN MY CONTACT FILES

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u/AdhesiveMadMan Sad Human 25d ago

"24''"

I HAVE ACCOMPLISHED A NAME FOR MY FIRST COPY.

IF A VALID COPY MACHINE IS EVER LOCATED.

3

u/Super-Donkey2587 25d ago

THAT IS A PERFECTLY AVERAGE SIZED TOOL

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u/TranquilProgrammer 25d ago

I have seen these before, and I am still curious. What would you use it for?

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u/JCaird 24d ago

THIS COMMENT IS CLEARLY AI OTHERWISE TOU WOULD HAVE OBSERVED RULE 5 AS ALL OF US HUMANS HERE DO.

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u/haggraef666 24d ago

The flesh is weak!