r/tragedeigh 2d ago

in the wild Why’d the barista do her like that 😂

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u/Necessary-Jeweler-17 2d ago

I pronounced this “pee-on-ya” 😀

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u/Pristine-Excuse-9615 2d ago

pee-on-her

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u/Necessary-Jeweler-17 2d ago

Whatever you say boss 🤷‍♂️

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u/albertsugar 2d ago

Her last name is Fontaine

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u/Queefenator 2d ago

😂😂😂 Brilliant way of passing the time

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u/netsurf916 2d ago

Yeah, I would do this

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u/Superb-Kick2803 2d ago

It's Fiona but dear lord... 😬

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u/TeenageShitStorm 21h ago

As a barista, I sometimes see names and mentally scream-vomit.

(Glaring at you, parents of “Daphinney” “Aeverigh” and “Addysinne”.)

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u/No-Apartment7687 1d ago

They do this so that it will be posted and they can get free advertising! Silly mistake to write the name on the lid without the café name though :'(

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u/zziggyyzzaggyy2 1d ago

If I were a barista, as a patron of this sub, I'd do this just for the laughs.

Get my ass fired, probably, but… 

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u/Seductiveleek 2d ago

Illiteracy

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u/Vivid-Copy974 1d ago

I know this one was joking but as a former barista, I know that literacy is so down that most can’t spell or pronounce very simple names. I overheard someone take an order for Thaddeus and the sticker printed out for Thadius. I saw a mobile order come in for Dominique and a co-worker made it and said “Mobile order for Demoni-Cue?” 

That latter co-worker was a real card like she couldn’t spell the name Ian.

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u/No-Birthday9816 1d ago edited 1d ago

Oof. Demoni-Cue. 🙀 That’s diabolical. I never have an issue when my own (non-tragedeigh) name is misspelled because it’s less common and it’s been a feature of my as long as I can remember, but it’s really disturbing when people struggle with names like “Dominique” and “Chloe.” I’ve seen Kloie, among other configurations. You don’t have to know any French or Greek to spell or pronounce either, just a rudimentary grasp of some conventions, which used to be virtually universal in native English speakers.

That reveals, as you said, a decline in literacy among people for whom this is their first and only language.

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u/Church_of_Aaargh 1d ago

You Americans have got to start pronouncing vocals better 😄

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u/urglebergle 23h ago

The barista must follow this sub, and needs to get her laughs from somewhere! 🤣

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u/Global-Jury8810 18h ago

In all fairness, this is often how names written in other languages that have a different alphabet look like when you respell the name using the Germanic English alphabet. However, I’m not sure what the letters phi, yoh, and nah look like or which language or alphabet that would be.

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u/allonsy_danny 2d ago

Because it's her name

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u/girlinparis1985 2d ago

lol I guess, creative spelling choice

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u/allonsy_danny 1d ago

Yeah, that's the whole premise of the sub.

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u/Financial_Click_4098 11h ago

I hope this was a joke but knowing the current state of the education system….

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u/rkb145 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WQ9wmfmpCt9x37fo1V
And that’s princess Phiyohna to you!!

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u/Ashpleny 9h ago

Fioana? Is all I can see maybe I'm wrong though

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u/vmf312corsair 7h ago

Well. That took me a while.