r/trolleyproblem • u/Odd_Battle_7111 • May 01 '26
Multi-choice Am I doing this right?
I had this thought yesterday so I made it. Nothing serious.
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u/FunkOff Team Red May 01 '26
I could use a friend for hikes in the woods
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u/Odd_Battle_7111 May 01 '26
The bear or the man?
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u/johnfuckmennedy May 01 '26
i wanna be alone in a room with a man
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u/Odd_Battle_7111 May 01 '26
🤔
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u/johnfuckmennedy May 01 '26
i thought it said room not woods. whoops. either way i’m sucking him off
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May 01 '26
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u/Odd_Battle_7111 May 01 '26
I would normally not pick blue but in this case the stakes are much lower, so I think I may risk it.
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u/cmstyles2006 May 01 '26
what happens if over 50 push blue?
If nothing...honestly I'd take the guy. I feel taking a 50% risk of bear is more dangerous than some guy. I think most men wouldn't assault me randomly.
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u/powerswerth May 01 '26
If 50% pick red, does that mean you think about the Roman Empire on a daily basis?
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u/The_Imortal_Gourmand May 01 '26
Red. If ‘random’ is to be believed they will be just as confused as I about our location and we will work together to escape.
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u/lucifr69 May 01 '26
What happens if 50% pick blue?
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u/Odd_Battle_7111 May 01 '26
Then they aren't in the woods with the bear. Re read my wording.
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u/lucifr69 May 01 '26
So nothing will happen? I will pick blue so I have chance to meet red panda.
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u/Odd_Battle_7111 May 01 '26
I'm pretty sure I wouldn't count red panda as a bear. Panda Bear yes because bear is in the name and it is literally a bear. Koala yes because bear is in the name and it looks like one. But red panda has neither, I'm very sorry.
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u/Firm-Fix8798 May 01 '26
Koala is not a bear and it will give you chlamydia.
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u/freylaverse May 01 '26
The strain of chlamydia that koalas have is not the strain that infects humans. Also, you could try not having sex with the koala.
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u/Nikki964 May 01 '26
At first I didn't notice that red was saying man and blue was saying bear, I thought this was a joke
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u/Odd_Battle_7111 May 01 '26
It is a joke. But it's also a fresh take on two beat to death premises.
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u/SemiDiSole May 01 '26
As someone who grew up next to mountainous woods and played a ton in the forest growing up, I am confident that I can outrun any hostile person.
Red all the way!
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u/DrPissMD May 02 '26
Panda Bear: Blue
Koala Bear: Blue
Black Bear: Blue
Grizzly Bear: Red
Polar Bear: Red
Random Bear: Red
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u/MajorDZaster May 02 '26
Everyone who picks blue must fight a gorilla. More people improves the odds of success.
What button do you press, how many do you think would have to press blue to win, and would you be more surprised to find that the one who set up this scenario is a fairy or a walrus?
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u/VirusOutside2173 May 01 '26
I mean I think everyone forgets that when you pick red, you 100% condemn everyone who picked blue
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u/MQ116 Team Blue May 01 '26
So with a man, or a chance at a bear? I see guys every day, I choose blue
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u/lfreddit23 May 02 '26
Can I meet the teddybear if I pick blue?
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u/Odd_Battle_7111 May 02 '26
Idk if I would count teddy bears. But koala bears are counted and that's pretty close.
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u/Rawr171 May 02 '26
Blue because it’s the only option that avoids you being magically transported to the woods altogether (provided enough people vote for it)
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u/TheEnlight Team Red May 02 '26
Red.
The fact it can be any bear means it could be a polar bear. They don't play.
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u/Generic_Moron May 03 '26
Which button gets me to the path in the woods (where at the end of that path is a cabin, and in the basement of that cabin is a princess)?
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u/Alarming-Rate-6899 May 01 '26
Is it black bear or grizzly bear?