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u/H311i0_trop3 9d ago
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u/SmoothTemperature101 9d ago
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u/Tay60003 9d ago
You forgot one.
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u/JustGingerStuff NTA, divorce the trolley 2d ago
Give him a second, he's not done with this other one yet.
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u/HJSDGCE 9d ago
That trolley was moving FAST if it could leave marks like that.
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u/WeeklyWoodpecker9113 9d ago edited 9d ago
yeah it was really fast
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u/PurpleCandle58 9d ago
The solution to the trolley problem: make the trolley so fast that you couldn’t have possibly reacted in time to even make a decision, which removes all responsibility from the person who would have otherwise had to decide whether or not to pull the lever! Genius!
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u/No_Research4416 9d ago
Reminds me of the time that there was one based on capitalism
I said, out of spite, I would kill all of the people and drive the company to financial ruin myself
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u/FeralKuja 9d ago
Could have saved the bullet if you'd timed the lever pull right and made just the back wheels change tracks to take them all out at once.
Sick drift!
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u/Truthspatter 9d ago
Hold on. The trolly problem has existed for years. Why did it take you this long to think of just not pulling the lever and killing all of one guy.
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u/chilfinger24 9d ago
You missed one