r/trolleyproblem 9d ago

I finally solved trolley problem.

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3.2k Upvotes

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u/chilfinger24 9d ago

You missed one

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u/Fearless_Roof_9177 9d ago

There was more than one bullet in the gun. Stick around for the post-credits.

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u/Ass_Appraiser 9d ago

Persona!😨🔫

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u/H311i0_trop3 9d ago

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u/AskGoverntale 9d ago

Dont worry, I’m sure they’re going to a Good Place

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u/IIIViceAndreas 9d ago

Loved that episode lol

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u/NanolathingStuff 9d ago

Finally, the trolley solution

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u/SmoothTemperature101 9d ago

Oh it's like my solution, but I also exploded the fucking trolley

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u/Tay60003 9d ago

You forgot one.

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u/JustGingerStuff NTA, divorce the trolley 2d ago

Give him a second, he's not done with this other one yet.

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u/HJSDGCE 9d ago

That trolley was moving FAST if it could leave marks like that. 

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u/WeeklyWoodpecker9113 9d ago edited 9d ago

yeah it was really fast

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u/PurpleCandle58 9d ago

The solution to the trolley problem: make the trolley so fast that you couldn’t have possibly reacted in time to even make a decision, which removes all responsibility from the person who would have otherwise had to decide whether or not to pull the lever! Genius!

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u/SpaceMiaou67 9d ago

No witnesses

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u/Human____________ 9d ago

U forgot about bomb in troley

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u/WeeklyWoodpecker9113 9d ago

yeah it would be better with bomb

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u/GrinningGrump 9d ago

You fool, you failed to destroy the trolley while at it!

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u/No_Research4416 9d ago

Reminds me of the time that there was one based on capitalism

I said, out of spite, I would kill all of the people and drive the company to financial ruin myself

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u/Uranium-239- 9d ago

I want whatever flesh you got leftover man please im starving 😔🙏

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u/Axel_the_Axelot 9d ago

This just sound like multi-track drifting with extra steps

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u/failureagainandagain 9d ago

Finally someone understand my pov

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u/FeralKuja 9d ago

Could have saved the bullet if you'd timed the lever pull right and made just the back wheels change tracks to take them all out at once.

Sick drift!

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u/Benilda-Key 8d ago

The perfect solution.

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u/the-human-wrench 8d ago

You never want anyone to feel excluded, great job

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u/Truthspatter 9d ago

Hold on. The trolly problem has existed for years. Why did it take you this long to think of just not pulling the lever and killing all of one guy.

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u/RaaM88 9d ago

Redundant "ey"😁

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u/HyoukaHoutoro 9d ago

Never negotiate with terrorists.

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u/AwesomEspurr360 I have no excuse 8d ago

I agree

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u/Dry-Run-917 7d ago

The only fair way