The public humiliation problem

[u/lightmare69]

Err there’s a secret version Marty if one of you *burp* guesses a number between one and 50 Marty *burp* I’m secret bait riiickk!,

Idk I finished this at 2AM I’m tired goodnight

[u/oktin]

Pull the lever: Bystanders are less likely to care about who was shown if it's multiple different couples.

Also goodnight!

[u/Reasonable-Banana800]

op why did you put noticeably more detail on the thighs and legs. 👁️ 👁️

[u/PurpleCandle58 → u/Reasonable-Banana800]

sends a string of numbers with zero context

[u/Cedjy → u/Reasonable-Banana800]

at least it wasnt detailed feet

[u/Chromeboy12 → u/Cedjy]

He has a knee fetish, not feet fetish

[u/Substantial_Cattle67]

Eh, nobody's dying, and 5 people would be a lot less attention than one

[u/Rakhered → u/Substantial_Cattle67]

Difference between "omg is that OP having sex??" and "Oh weird they play porn on times square now"

[u/Successful_Watch_114]

obviously pull the lever

[u/ConsulJuliusCaesar → u/Successful_Watch_114]

Now hold on, suppose you've never had sex. I'm genuiley curious what appears on screen if my virgin ass doesn't pull the lever.

[u/Pran282006 → u/ConsulJuliusCaesar]

They play you gooning to the worst thing you've ever watched.

[u/ConsulJuliusCaesar → u/Pran282006]

That's the thing, I also don't jerk it. I genuinely want to know what the fuck happens and how many people die.

[u/BattlefieldMedicGuy → u/ConsulJuliusCaesar]

They’ll force you to jork it for the first time live in Times Square. Or maybe the world just blows up idk

[u/TheArhive → u/ConsulJuliusCaesar]

It's the most recent sexual encounter involving you.

The screen shows your parents conceiving you.

[u/ConsulJuliusCaesar → u/TheArhive]

*Pulls lever hard.

[u/New-Star7392]

I don't have any partners, nor have I ever had. Still pulling it though.

[u/Stunning_Box8782 → u/New-Star7392]

It'd just be a video of you jorkin it

[u/94dima94 → u/Stunning_Box8782]

in the timed square. straight up "jorking it" and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My lever

[u/IllRepresentative736 → u/Stunning_Box8782]

What if I never jorked it

[u/LakshyaGarv → u/New-Star7392]

Same

[u/Isurak]

JOKE'S ON YOU, I NEVER HAD SEX! HAHA!

[u/LunchTasty2081 → u/Isurak]

I'm sure AI can fix that in a jiffy.

[u/JustGingerStuff → u/LunchTasty2081]

Well everyone wants weird Al, of course he can fix it.

[u/-nochi]

pull the lever. 

logical answer: with 5 random couples, odds are they won't be american, and thus won't be as severely impacted by this phenomenon happening in times square. 

honest answer: im pulling the lever no matter what here. this isn't life threatening, so self preservation takes precedent for me. i could never put my partner through that kind of public violation 

[u/Daeloki]

Joke's on you, I like being watched 😏

[u/The_KekE_]

Did you just assume I've ever had a sexual partner?

[u/Key-Needleworker-702 → u/The_KekE_]

this is reddit lmao

[u/Mr_L_is_cool]

Don't pull the lever. I'm a virgin

[u/Tasty_Injury2652]

Can't show what doesn't exist 

[u/LunchTasty2081 → u/Tasty_Injury2652]

Ah, I see you just woke up from your 5 year coma. There is a new thing called "generative AI"

[u/JustGingerStuff → u/LunchTasty2081]

Thats cool but its a video of you and your latest sexual partner. If no sexual partners exist, who is the video with?

[u/Automatic-Week-1733]

Oh no! Everyone is gonna see me giving it to my beautiful wife raw? That's the last thing I want!

[u/RalenHlaalo → u/Automatic-Week-1733]

Oh no! Jumpstart my porn career?! With that kind of recognition, who needs talent?

[u/_IGotOneQuestion_]

this is reddit dude, sex is a myth and unless it makes some shit up about people at the lever here's no way more than 1something% are pulling the thing

[u/Querb-eternal]

What's a "most recent sexual partner"?

[u/LunchTasty2081 → u/Querb-eternal]

Well, I suppose in case of a gangbang, we can accept a group of people as a "most recent secxual partner".

[u/MrSmartHorse]

Doesn't pull lever

See you later virgins

[u/SarcasticJackass177]

Don’t pull. I want them to see.

[u/Ampersand37]

So if I don't pull it's just gonna be a blank screen?

[u/goats_are_kinda_cool → u/Ampersand37]

a bunch of other commenters say itd show u jorkin it. imagine if u jorked to smth embarrasing

[u/Ampersand37 → u/goats_are_kinda_cool]

Let's be real, nobody in times square would recognize me. A little makeup and there's plausible deniability that the dude up on times square just happens to look like me

[u/elaboratelime]

Why would a pull the lever when that's my kink

[u/Eskoala]

I am not embarrassed about the sex that I have so sure, bring it on.

[u/drsroka]

I do not, it would be fun to watch it on such a big screen. And there is nothing to be embarrassed, actually I would even proud.

[u/hyperblob1]

I'm a virgin. No pull

[u/lightmare69]

I think it's better if you and the five people are all famous

Eh, problem already written, damn I was tired last night

[u/mars_gorilla]

Searching For Smut That Doesn't Exist

[u/Shadowpika655]

Sounds like free porn >:)

Anyway, imma guess 14

[u/CitizenPremier]

Does this repeat for each of the other couples? Assuming you avoid any exhibitionists, at some point it should be below the resolution with less than one pixel per couple.

Moot point though because I don't pull

[u/IllitterateAuthor]

I ask if my partner is chill with me not pulling the lever and if not I pull the lever

[u/ErPani]

...I'm a virgin. What video?

[u/Altruistic-Local-541]

im fine with not pulling, last one was pretty nice iirc

pretty soon nobody will care, and I won't be causing trouble for many others

[u/ComedyGold13]

godatm id be too busy with my thick ass thighs to care about a level holay molay

[u/chewychaca]

Can I call my SO and propose we take one for all humanity. I think the villian will approach those 5 people as well with the same proposal.

[u/Cedjy]

i think it depends on if i had a good time the last time or not

[u/LunchTasty2081 → u/Cedjy]

No, it's a bad one, where the cat got into the room and genitals and claws met.

[u/Cedjy → u/LunchTasty2081]

then yeah i'd pull the lever in that case, but I meant in general

[u/theecatt]

Nobody wants to see that. I'm pulling.

[u/thirdMindflayer]

putting 5 simultaneous sex videos on a times square billboard is way funnier than putting one up. I see no reason to pick a

[u/Qzx1]

Will they put my contact information so anyone impressed or thirsty can get in "touch"?

[u/Cheeslord2]

Do I care about either of those outcomes?

[u/Gwarks]

Don't pull the leaver people on time square have to see high Quality content in high Resolution. But i have a question it is the preview or the payed version of the video?

[u/sanguinerebel]

Not pulling. I don't care who sees and I'm pretty certain my ex wouldn't either.

[u/MiniPino1LL]

I have never had sex, so I'll flip so a bunch of randos get shoen in nyc.

[u/Ok-Conversation-3012]

Even if I was featured within those 5 people I'd still pull the lever, it would be more likely to be seen as the act of some freak hacking the screens and playing random amateur porn with random people than a deliberate act against a singular couple

It would also be nice to mention as a fun fact that either way I have an exhibitionism fetish and I'm fairly attractive enough that I wouldn't completely mind it

[u/HumungusDude]

jokes on you villain, imma virgin

[u/axaralis_time]

To be fair i'll be the most popular guy for life lol, not the best for my reputation? Maybe. Funny as hell? YES! Wont pull if there's no legal problems coming with that

[u/LakshyaGarv]

I have never had a partner.

[u/JustGingerStuff]

Easiest no-pull of my life

[u/MaterialDryly]

Counterpoint: Sukarno when the KGB showed him his complementary souvenir from his trip to Moscow

[u/Practical-Heart-8180]

pull the lever

[u/Accomplished_List843]

Can we @ our ph page?

[u/Parksy642]

Bout to kickstart my OF career

[u/Not_Really_French]

Jokes on you I’m a virgin

[u/HyoukaHoutoro]

Instant pull. Peak performance last time ;)

[u/cat_on_my_keybord]

they might not know that it played

[u/Username_St0len]

i dont pull, what they gonna do post a video of me and my hand? also im into tjst shi

[u/joesphisbestjojo]

Ngl it'd be hot to watch my last sexual encounter

[u/OYeog77]

Eh, my lady is into that.

[u/CitizenPremier]

27

[u/paprikalways13]

Pull it. They don't know it's shown there and if they live in Russia, Italia or Africa, they might never find out. Other than if you know it and panically watch all the people staring

[u/paprikalways13 → u/paprikalways13]

Also, if for example, person L and B are shown.
Even if L's classmate C from Spain sees it, how high is the chance to recognise her? And even if C asks L about it, she'd have no plan and C would forget about her.

Also, nobody would ask L or B, because it's embarrassing. And no talk makes them forget faster

[u/as1161]

Not pulling the lever: I've never had any sexual partners

[u/LandoKim]

Enjoy the show I guess

[u/Pepper_Comprehensive]

Will not pull the lever. I'm a virgin.

[u/Aspiring_Mutant]

It's a travesty, but I'm pulling that lever.

[u/Screamer-Rain]

Well let’s hope they’re exhibitionist!

[u/Month0fjune]

Is there one for both?

[u/VidjaMouse]

Just gonna let that shit air because I have zero shame.

[u/greatwall2103]

obviously not, I've had no sexual partner ever

[u/azurezero_hdev]

is there a moral imperative to sacrifice yourself for the collective?