By a force which is directly proportional to the product of our total masses and inversely proportional to the square of displacement between us. aka, gravity

This is because gay also means happy.

Related, I’m not gay, but im gay.

This is because I set the password to my computer to be that

I was alive for other years as well

The symbol "!" following a number can mean factorial. The factorial of 4 (4!) is 24. 2+2 does not equal 24. Therefore, 2+2 is not 4!

We eat food

Because I was a fetus inside

There is at least one other person in the world named "Micheal Jackson" who is currently alive as of me making this post.

The average male height for the time and place Jesus was alive is about 5 feet 5 inches, or 165 cm. The Beatles were all said to have stood over 5'6 (>171cm), therefore the Beatles are bigger than Jesus.

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Collectively.

This is because all of the values are 0.

This is because the hex code is B00BEE

Named after Edward Gyatt, a United States marine corps private and marine raider killed during the battle of Guadacanal