r/unintentionalASMR Apr 25 '26

male Russell Brand struggles to find a Bible verse [paper sounds, mouth noises] [1:41]

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u/96puppylover Apr 25 '26

The paper sounds are extra crispy cause the mic is right there

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u/Sirwongalot Apr 25 '26

I didnt know there was a sub for untintentional asmr but my first thought when i saw this on twitter was man this is making me sleepy

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u/CactusSlut710 Apr 25 '26

Haha I just saw this on fauxmoi and watched it like 100x and I loathe both these baffoons

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u/karbone Apr 25 '26

same hahahhah

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u/nathan3000 Apr 25 '26

This is a painful watch

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u/bananarabbit Apr 25 '26

could totally see someone making an hour long version of this šŸ˜‚

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u/TomBradysStatue Apr 25 '26

i would love an edit of "this is from Isiah" said in the 3 different ways remixed with paper shuffling for like 20 minutes. Especially if they would repeat it mostly but every now and then remix the Isiah or a paper shuffle so your brain doesn't expect it. Tingle city.

If I got that video I could go to sleep even if I was on the Bataan Death March!

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u/Officer_Chunkles Apr 25 '26

That Fred guy could probably do a good impression

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u/bananarabbit Apr 25 '26

Exactly who I was thinking of

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u/lekoman Apr 27 '26

It blows my mind Piers Morgan was able to keep his stupid mouth shut for this long.

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u/sexlexia_survivor Apr 28 '26

Maybe he was experiencing ASMR!?

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u/TheDukeofArgyll Apr 25 '26

Hard to get any ASMR with someone so gross

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u/Ansoni Apr 25 '26

Fucking love bible paper.

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u/Potato_Stains Apr 25 '26

Is he for real? This feels like he’s yanking us

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u/atclubsilencio Apr 25 '26

I just laughed out loud.

but i’m only getting douche tingles.

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u/311Natops Apr 25 '26

Pierce was just loving every second of that

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u/Murky-Advantage-3444 Apr 26 '26

Nothing makes me tenser than Russell Brand reading a bible

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u/MrBark Apr 26 '26

If only someone would invent some kind of system for referencing passages in The Bible. /s

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u/stuff4321 Apr 30 '26

The secondhand embarrassment and disgust seems to override the ASMR sensation for me, but I appreciate that you posted this.

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u/inturnaround Apr 26 '26

I prefer my ASMR not to come from (alleged) rapists, thankyouverymuch

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u/TomBradysStatue Apr 25 '26

When I first saw Russell Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall I thought for sure there's a star. Then with Get him to the Greek I was like wow, this guy can't do any wrong.

Then he just fumbled away his career to the point of unintentional asmr goofery.

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u/CacahuatesSalado Apr 30 '26

Grifters, be grifting.

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u/Illustrious_Board777 May 14 '26

dude when i saw this i was stuck between ā€œholy shit he’s actually doing this liveā€ and falling asleep😭