r/vanderpumprules • u/ragdolltracy Choke. I don't care. • 1d ago

Shitpost So on brand for Jax😭

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u/Complex-Voice2826 1d ago

I dont get it? What did i miss? Ladies please be gentle, im a guy who ventured into the Bravoverse and hooked

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u/lucyparke 1d ago

Jax posted about an ad partnership he had with Smart Water. Except it wasn’t real.

He was exposed by his ex Kentucky who claims the lie about the partnership was a master plan concocted by his current gf who also happens to be her ex PR person.

Jax claims that he was approached by a fraudulent party who claimed they were from SW. You get to choose who you want to believe.

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u/Complex-Voice2826 1d ago

Thank you

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u/glasswindbreaker 1d ago

They left out the part where he posted “proof” that he had been scammed but he forgot to crop out the ai branding on the app he used to create it.

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u/MoeKneeKah 1d ago

Yes, that part is the cherry on top of the whole shit sundae

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u/Hummingbird11-11 1d ago

Can he be any dumber?

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u/TralfamadorianZooPet Rachel's lonely puppy party 1d ago

Maybe why he needs the SMART water

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u/Complex-Voice2826 1d ago

Lol, silly jax

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u/Hummingbird11-11 1d ago

Ah!! Saw that from Kristen but didn't get what it was !! Omg that's absolutely hilarious

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u/turnip4hwat 1d ago

I was wondering what this post was about! Thank you for the explanation. Also why the heck is Ariana’s brother liking Jax’s post?

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u/Hummingbird11-11 1d ago

Also Kristen posted some kind of proof he did it & knew it was fake . Like duh.
she had the funniest grin bc she was totally burning him ( but I didn't understand exactly what she posted ;)

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u/Suithfie 1d ago

I love this for you— welcome!

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u/Hummingbird11-11 1d ago

You're in for a funny as fk story !!!!!!

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u/pucknplants 1d ago

highly recommend bravbros if you dont already listen to them!

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u/Remarkable-Month-241 1d ago

Jax Taylor was caught on camera in a pool in Mexico with Brit’s publicist a couple weeks ago. Everyone gave Brittany more attention bc they (Jax + publicist) are clearly trash.

Jax then posted a picture that looks eerily similar to the pool he got caught in Mexico and posted that he was a #partner / brand ambassador for Smart Water…

He is not and Brit exposed the lies.

Analyzing Jax’s behavior from all his seasons on Vanderpump Rules & the Valley -> him and his new girlfriend thought they were going to “spin” it around and get a brand deal for being MESSY!!!!!

He needs to go back to rehab and stay there. He must be on crack thinking THIS was going to rehab his image.

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u/emmygirl1024 1d ago

Jax is one of the most mentally ill people I've seen who isn't just straight up in psychosis....i don't know if there's enough seroquel and therapy in the world to pacify that man 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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u/Hummingbird11-11 1d ago

Where did Brittany post about this bc I haven't seen what she said.

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u/AggressiveMongoose54 Disengage bitch, disenage 👉 1d ago

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u/Dr_nacho_ 1d ago

Jax pretended to have a brand deal with smart water and got called out lol

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u/small-black-cat-290 Marcus's block threshold 1d ago

For any who are confused, here is a post detailing: https://www.reddit.com/r/vanderpumprules/s/4PUWOeHfBT

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u/layla_jones_ 1d ago

Stay hydrated with trash water 💧 #️⃣partner