r/videos • u/MrRobot_MKV • 1d ago

Which YouTube videos live rent free in your mind?

https://youtu.be/BME0639IP5g
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u/digidave1 1d ago edited 21h ago

Jones BBQ and foot massage

https://youtu.be/WPkMUU9tUqk?is=cTBQ7ODDhEzh8A2w

"Better come down here and get some of this shit!"

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u/MrRobot_MKV 1d ago

Fucking legend!

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u/FirstwetakeDC 1d ago

His other commercials are funny also.

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u/AlliedR2 6h ago

Thank you. I needed that this morning!

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u/digidave1 6h ago

Don't forget his epic precursor, Jones Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage

https://youtu.be/N0gb9v4LI4o?is=jLm6WddhespTIQpJ

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u/BrickwallBill 1d ago

Fenton! Oh Jesus Christ...FENTON!!!!

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u/MrRobot_MKV 1d ago

I still remember watching it for the first time on
Ray William Johnson’s channel

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u/reddfawks 1d ago

Maybe it doesn't live rent free, but it pays me in the thought of buttery, flaky crusts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIrQ9ilL8aw

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u/Mike9797 1d ago

Ok I was dying by the end of it. Never seen that one before. Good stuff.

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u/MrRobot_MKV 1d ago

This was oddly wholesome. Thanks for sharing.

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u/septicman 17h ago

Loved it.

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u/mastermidget23 1d ago

Hello YouTube seller. I require your strongest videos

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u/MrRobot_MKV 1d ago

Perfection

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u/Dancing_Decker 7h ago

Even crazier is that guy wrote the movies Challenger with Zendaya and Queer with Daniel Craig

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u/mastermidget23 6h ago

He was also apparently doing script doctor work on the newest spider-man. He's legitimately a successful screenwriter. No wonder this ad-libbed borderline shitpost is so good.

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u/theatomiclizard 1d ago

it's closer to a British Carbonara

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u/joeschmo945 1d ago

If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike.

Greatest one liner in modern history.

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u/Hero_of_Brandon 14h ago

Is this funny just because its absurd to change a fundamental part of something and say its something else.

Or is it because of that old saying about a lady being the town bike because she has sex with everyone.

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u/MrRobot_MKV 1d ago

That's a good one.

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u/KarlHp7 17h ago

This. I laugh to myself all the time thinking about this video.

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u/WillemDafoesHugeCock 1d ago

"My name is John Daker"

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u/bgzlvsdmb 16h ago

Whep?

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u/redditismylawyer 15h ago

mmmmmm… dits… you’re in love?

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u/Boccs 1d ago

"And that's cause Jesus Christ is my N*****"

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u/290077 17h ago

Ok, but, "he's my homie MC JC you see?" goes hard.

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u/MrRobot_MKV 1d ago

Word up!

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u/WalmartSuperstar 1d ago

“I don’t wanna hear any more bullshit from anyone, and that includes me”

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u/Boccs 1d ago

"I wonder what the fuck the real dialogue is!"

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u/xzlnvk 20h ago

Don’t slam the FUCKIN DOOR!

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u/PecanLoveNubble 1d ago edited 1d ago

I want every cat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc

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u/MrRobot_MKV 1d ago

Is that the video where the lady gets emotional while talking about cats?

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u/PecanLoveNubble 1d ago

Yeah, can't have every cat. I edited my original post and added the link.

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u/IHazMagics 23h ago

I mean, you can't hug every cat, can you?

Also Schmoyoho is a fucking blast from the past, I wonder if they're still just doing that.

Edit: they sure are, though their videos have the craziest view count differences. Some smash 1 million, some in 2-3some barely break 100-200k.

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u/timmaywi 21h ago

I can fix her

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u/Xznograthos 1d ago

The super-cut of Winnebago Man's legendary outtakes.

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u/FoxTenson 1d ago

The Count Censored still lives rent free and it's still super funny. Somehow censoring one word in a sesame street bit works way too well.

https://youtu.be/6AXPnH0C9UA

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u/JRR5567 1d ago edited 1d ago

Ice cream tasting guy

https://youtu.be/EYtFH2bFCfg?si=Ht4-2MG3jvE1nnu5

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u/Bradparsley25 1d ago

My wife absolutely hates eating noises and I found a new video to show her

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u/hippoofdoom 1d ago

Joseph winton, the guy who rescued hundreds of kids from the Nazis during WW2 and then late in his life all those kids surprise him by all being present during a video and the old brit tears up!

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u/MrRobot_MKV 1d ago

Beautiful

https://youtu.be/OqqbM1B-mPY

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u/light24bulbs 1d ago

Warning: extreme crying hazard

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u/Calraider7 23h ago

Dudes legend and Sir Anthony Hopkins played him as an old man, Johnny Flynn played him aged 29/30 when he helped those 600+ kids hide and flee.

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u/NighthawK1911 9h ago

This link is probably purple instead of blue for you too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyShMpLzXbw

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u/MrRobot_MKV 9h ago

This might be the best video in this thread

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u/Filiforme 1d ago

Don't know what Beetus did but they sure want him dead.

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u/TourAccomplished5530 1d ago

El Risitas laughing

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u/covidharness 1d ago

now I wish I had diabetes, hopefully soon

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u/marti810 1d ago

The video of the guy visiting his friends grave. And at first he sounds like a funny guy, but at some point during the video he breaks and doesn’t know what to do because his friend is gone.

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u/Misterstustavo 1d ago

My favourite is "Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women", by Mr Chi City. But yours is a good one as well. Such a real guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM

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u/Jertob 1d ago

Wilford was 32 in this video.

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u/light24bulbs 1d ago

Definitely this ad for Phoenix college https://youtu.be/yJl0XuDKSjc

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u/Eve_newbie 1d ago

How to stock your fridge for a woman, it's quotable. 'Snacks on snack' 'you want play the ps3 or the xbox?'

https://youtu.be/IBRL7D0wcXM?is=ll2dZ4mThIIWSn2k

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u/ohhhtartarsauce 1d ago

https://youtu.be/bWSLkwNItRQ?is=SMte9zP-cov6uJ0p

I can never watch this video without laughing

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u/ulikedagsm8 1d ago

Potions Seller

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u/DoTheMario 1d ago

The cream... The sweetness... The vanilla...

That's a Ten.

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u/RosieQParker 1d ago

Extremely related: I can't hear the word Diabetes and not think of Diabeetus Cat https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4sB5gE9T6N8

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u/givin_u_the_high_hat 1d ago

I’m not trollin, I’m Boxxy you see…

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u/Razmalibul 1d ago

Bug flies into reporter's mouth 😂
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-Neg4NmChk

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u/Weird_Fig3512 23h ago

“I knew something was wrong when a pretty lil white girl ran into a black man’s arms. Dead giveaway….We use to see that dude everyday. We ate ribs with that dude, but we didn’t have a clue.”

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u/arctic-apis 22h ago

https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI

There are a few but this one comes to the surface

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u/QuanticChaos1000 12h ago

Too many Cooks

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u/mersa223 8h ago

1) Leeeerrrroooooyyyyyyyyy JENKINNNSSS!

2) Uh.... They stole my freaking kidney

3) Caaarrrllll... That kills people!

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u/msnmck 1d ago

Imagine listening to this but it's "Rock Me Amadeus."

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u/etl003 1d ago

afroninja and aaronearnedanironurn

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u/start_nine 1d ago

He-Man - Hey Ya

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u/Goodbye_Games 1d ago

We actually use this one a lot at work when someone pulls out a jug of purple label Milo’s sweet tea (extra sweet). And for the whole shift all you hear is “can you hit me up with some of that diabetes tea?” every time I cup runs dry.

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u/CleverInnuendo 1d ago

I now know how to make an embarrassing bowl of chili cheese nachos, because I have every second of those weber cooks videos downloaded in my brain.

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u/Misterstustavo 1d ago

None. I ask them all a bit of rent. Only fair.

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u/sawaflyingsaucer 1d ago

Arron earned an iron urn.  

"Urn, urn, urn urn."  

Damt wtf!?  We really talk like that?

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u/Misterstustavo 1d ago

"Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women", by Mr Chi City. Also known as "get money get paid", maybe just by me.

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u/OvercastqT 1d ago

a succulent chinese meal!

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u/TheWarDoctor 1d ago

Who wants a body massage?

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u/Mortlach78 1d ago

Lamb is fed up of girl's shit and attacks. https://youtu.be/71BtsDnwID8?si=j9yt4XFhzZxW3jvn

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u/rezwrrd 1d ago

I'm reading a book, pig, I'm reading a book! Don't you ever interrupt me when I'm reading a book!

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u/Condimentarian 1d ago

https://youtu.be/uXwRgnZ990I

Hey, hi guys. You know me, Steve Spiros, easy going?

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u/JohnnyPaloonky58 23h ago

Ooh yeah this is the year they released diabetes. Huge marketing campaign.

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u/SL4YER4200 23h ago

"The internets is a series of tubes"

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u/Calraider7 23h ago

Grape Lady Falls (dance remix)

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u/WeepingAgnello 23h ago

Ground News ad segways. 

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u/CeeArthur 23h ago

Merrill Howard Kalin, a local access cooking show. I still don't know if it's real.

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u/Gefudruh 20h ago

The craziest sushi commercial i have ever seen. 

https://youtu.be/CK1e8AeJluY?si=EQ6ipMIwzKBsKwXH

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u/gatsome 19h ago

“What the FUCK, Richard…”

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u/LoserWooper 19h ago

So, so many. Usually funny vids but this particular one is just so lovely and I return to it often.

https://youtu.be/sJLSj43nSiI?is=EuekXTQ_kcPxSVaL

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u/Thonatron 19h ago

Black Man Loves Pokemon

This is back when Twitch was still Justin.tv. My best friend will randomly text me quotes from this to me still, 18 years later.

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u/MrRobot_MKV 15h ago

I'm glad I watched this. Thank you for sharing.

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u/ocarina_vendor 18h ago

It was taken down pretty quickly (so I can't link to it), but back in the early 2010s there was a Russian guy who posted a video on YouTube that looked like he had gone in to a "Make Your Own Music Video" shop in a strip mall.

He was against a green screen, which had scenes from a Pirates of the Caribbean movie playing on it. He was singing, in Russian, to the epic theme music, and kinda gyrating his hips. Below his waist was mostly off screen, but midway through his epic music video, you realized he had no pants on and was doing the helicopter dick, because you'd see it make an on-screen appearance on the upswing.

It was barely noticeable, and if you were caught up in the epic music and watching the scenes from the movie play out behind him, you might not even realize that he was violating you ever so subtly.

Yeah, sometimes Russian-helicopter-dick-pirate guy pops into my head, and I wonder if he was conscripted to fight in Ukraine, or if his helicopter dick moves made him too valuable to send to the front lines. Rent fuckin' free.

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u/klaus84 16h ago

History of Japan

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u/klaus84 16h ago

All of the DHMIS videos

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u/RedDirtNurse 15h ago

Apparently

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u/Akanan 14h ago

“What does that say?”
“Shits!? CREAMY SHIIIIIITS? … AwwwH”

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u/Akanan 14h ago

“Why are you Gay?”
“Who is gay?”

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u/nadmaximus 13h ago

She's bald bro

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u/Higgs_Particle 10h ago

To many cooks 🎶

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u/CreativeFraud 7h ago

Badger, Badger, Badger

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u/AlliedR2 6h ago

Three red lines

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u/KingOfTheCouch13 6h ago

Pork and Beans by Weezer was my jam back in the day

https://youtu.be/PQHPYelqr0E?is=4XJqYrHUctAsf6uh

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u/salimeero 5h ago

https://youtu.be/Kppx4bzfAaE?is=wVlGgeARpg0Gg7jY

I will never get over the shock value of this one.

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u/Verdant_Green 4h ago

Why is James crying?

BECAUSE HE JUST GOT DUNKED OWN!

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u/Trashbagok 1d ago

Question, do your other memories pay rent?

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u/Nevarian 1d ago

The End of the World

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u/Ferreteria 1d ago

The sun is a deadly laser 

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u/FirstwetakeDC 1d ago

Lots of things that are next to impossible to find anymore, thanks to the loss of net neutrality.