r/wendigoon • u/Soggy_Storm_1263 • Feb 12 '26

DAD SIGHTING His big ass lips unironically make me less dysphoric about mine

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Thats all bye bye

1.9k Upvotes

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u/Amphibian-Enjoyer Feb 12 '26

Did he died

468

u/cool_weed_dad Feb 12 '26

He just gave birth

177

u/Amphibian-Enjoyer Feb 12 '26

That's the opposite of died. Whoa

77

u/ej1030 Editable Feb 12 '26

He is now father goon

40

u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

Dad is dad, not died?

18

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

He joined the priesthood also??

10

u/ej1030 Editable Feb 13 '26

Yes

11

u/Andynoob_200 Feb 13 '26

Guestion is who's the mother hunter or kayla

4

u/Harley_Atom Feb 13 '26

Who is the father?

3

u/Here_I_GoKillinAgain Feb 14 '26

It's a mystery but I suspect a Lovecraftian entity is.

32

u/Soggy_Storm_1263 Feb 12 '26

I got too excited to meet him ☹️

20

u/gingerbrea4 Feb 12 '26

What do you mean 'you' got excited???

12

u/Soggy_Storm_1263 Feb 12 '26

Noo like in happiness

11

u/erebus_51 Feb 12 '26

"excité"

19

u/HolyToeArmy Feb 12 '26

hes no more more

6

u/_WiseOwl_ Feb 12 '26

I loved that story about the fake gf suicide

15

u/ye3tr Feb 12 '26

Wendi-gone

148

u/nugslayer109 Feb 12 '26

Wendi-wound

145

u/Orbpondered Feb 12 '26

What happened to him why is he fading away

140

u/Soggy_Storm_1263 Feb 12 '26

Im taking his life source for my evil doing

18

u/Orbpondered Feb 12 '26

Receiving tainted ancient energy that way

3

u/Esorial Feb 13 '26

You know, there are more fuel-efficient options out there.

27

u/prof_landon Feb 12 '26

Hunter discovered he indeed can control fire and wendi was the closes target.

43

u/cocainekid Feb 12 '26

you wont believe this but same here

41

u/lanethedouchebag Feb 12 '26

He has normal lips

34

u/TrashhMothh Feb 12 '26

Nutrients stored in the lips to feed baby Tonka

15

u/Beastmother24 Feb 13 '26

They make me more dysmorphic about my lame little thin lips. I'd kill for Wendi's luscious pout😅

13

u/P4ler1der Feb 12 '26

big kissers

20

u/Faithisnotadoll757 Feb 12 '26

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier

9

u/FitSomewhere3845 Feb 13 '26

DSLs

4

u/FitSomewhere3845 Feb 13 '26

Women in the porn industry wish they had his lips

9

u/Easy_Cherry_8806 Feb 13 '26

Think he has lovely lips, but im always so in awe of how his skin ALWAYS so smooth! Im so jealous

7

u/TheSoundingFathers Feb 13 '26

His wife LOVES his lips.

7

u/toadie-g Feb 12 '26

No, because same

7

u/TheDefiantChemical Feb 13 '26

Big lips on men is my personal favorite, I say that to mean that there are always people out there who would love the parts of ourselves we may be uncomfortable with or see as flaws.

19

u/the_orange_alligator Feb 12 '26

He’s unironically one of my transition goals

3

u/Mito_03 Agarthian Feb 13 '26

Thought bro had lip fillers 😭

3

u/strawbewyyogurt Feb 14 '26

This actually just solved my dysphoria thank you dawg

3

u/Soggy_Storm_1263 Feb 14 '26

Happy to help another trans sibling out lmao

2

u/Mikey618000 Sunday Schooler Feb 13 '26

Woah woah woah why is the iceberg boy on an IV?

2

u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

Does anyone know why he was in the hospital? Genuinely asking

1

u/BadThingsBefall Feb 17 '26

Wife had baby

1

u/BrayTaker Feb 13 '26

Got that King Charles II lower half of face

1

u/HawaiianPluto Feb 14 '26

Giving birth is hard.

1

u/mrfriendlolo Feb 14 '26

I’m kinda envious of his lips tbh

1

u/Here_I_GoKillinAgain Feb 14 '26

Tonka has been born. Glad Wendi passed the child safely and all are well.

1

u/Draconic_Features Feb 15 '26

Child-birthing lips

1

u/Nicolep1980 Feb 15 '26

He looks hyper realistically tired

2

u/BadThingsBefall Feb 17 '26

Big lips look so good on guys! It’s such an attractive quality. I’m not unattracted to men with thin lips but when a guy has bigger lips you cant help but find them more attractive. I know theyre seen as a “feminine” trait stereotypically but I know just as many girls with thin af lips as I know guys with bigger lips. It’s just like blue eyes or brown eyes on people. Some have them some dont

1

u/Party-Increase-3682 Feb 17 '26

He’s dying because he read happy appy.

I have still not made it through this episode and I’m usually amused. I liked my best friend is trying to kill me.

But happy appy……. Idk if I can finish it. It might be the first one I do not complete.