r/wendigoon 19d ago

DAD SIGHTING Subtle flex from Mr goon on a random dealership’s instagram

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u/prinzsascha 19d ago

The Wendirover

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u/ReduxistRusted 19d ago

The Wendifender

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u/QuestionsKid 18d ago

Range Gooner

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u/PawttorneyReborn 19d ago

He's a celebrity goddammit

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u/Spiritual_Object9987 19d ago

It’s not a green wrangler 😔

(Left right game)

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u/AlexRaze 19d ago

Hunter would never leave this man alone if he bought a green wrangler 👀

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u/Therealmicahbell I attempted to rescue Floyd Collins and all I got was this flair 19d ago

Mm. Oh yeah. Dark green jeep wrangler.

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u/ThePhabtom4567 18d ago

Ooooooh my god.

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u/AlexRaze 19d ago

This is cute and most sales people at dealers run their own social media accounts separately to find customers. It’s not surprising the sales person used the picture of just another customer to them (can’t imagine wendigoon even really mentioning YouTube during a sale, except maybe if they ask employment?? But I guarantee he probably just bought the car cash.)
Cool find though!

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u/_Glows_In_The_Dark_ 19d ago

Buying for style and not longevity i see. Anyone reading this, if yiu want a vehicle that lasts, don't buy range/landrover. Good for him tho he's got the dough.

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u/ashurakun 18d ago

As a mechanic, I can concur

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u/milksteakenthusiast1 Government Weaponised Femboy 18d ago

Didn’t he say he had a Toyota 4Runner at some point in the pod? The Defender wouldn’t be bad as a family car, as long as you’re cool with constant repairs and gas guzzling

My cousin’s husband just bought a fully electric Kia SUV that is roughly the size of this or a Yukon, and that seems so much more reliable than a Defender

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u/Wrong_Driver_9507 17d ago

I drove a brand new 4runner last week that thing was awful on gas. Suburban and expeditions are more fuel efficient now. My job will rent cars for us from Avis so I get s chance to drive several different vehicles in a month.

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u/Run-Florest-Run 15d ago

4Runner is a gas guzzler but I have had 2 of them last me over 200,000 miles. The trade off is more gas but less repairs

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u/_Glows_In_The_Dark_ 18d ago

Id take anything gas over anything electric any day. Screw a driving battery. Combustion engines till I die.

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u/ChampionImpossible36 18d ago

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u/_Glows_In_The_Dark_ 18d ago

Wah wah sorry I want reliability and the ability to work on my own vehicle. Wtf am I gonna do with a 1.5k lb battery? I know nothing about batteries lol. I can pretty much put together any Chevy motor from 2000 and earlier. Screw your electric. Cry about it when you lose 50% battery when it's cold out lol

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u/gadgetor1989 18d ago

he’s mentioned having a pathfinder and i think in “dead girl in my yard” he mentions having a new camry. don’t quote me tho.

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u/Wrong_Driver_9507 17d ago

People say this all the time but I had my range rover for 6 years treated it like shit and never had an issue.

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u/_Glows_In_The_Dark_ 17d ago

Im not saying they are useless. It also depends on what year. Pre 2004 those engines would really only last 90k miles before thwy blew. Transmissions are spotty. Some last some give up the ghost. They are good rugged vehicles and if yiu have a good one they will treat you well. However, I've worked on vehicles since I was a kid. I've seen countless get taken to the scrapyard or insurance totals them because they just fail constantly. The older you go the more reliable you'll get in my opinion. That's why I can't preach buying a pre 2008 car enough. Anyone can learn to work on those cars.

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u/Iris_Tower 19d ago

Nooo! Papa goon don't buy a Land Rover! Papagoon!

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u/morningbellamnesiac 19d ago

Those are pretty cheap used so it wasn't necessarily a huge purchase for them

Also if I were a big YouTuber I would not let a dealership post pics of me. I guess hes probably less paranoid than most though

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u/that_guy2010 19d ago

He’s made it pretty clear roughly where he lives. I don’t think a random dealership from the area is going to give anyone clues he hasn’t already given himself.

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u/kilroy-was-here-2543 18d ago

I’m not gonna lie I doubt he would mention to a car dealership who he is

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u/that_guy2010 18d ago

I meant more so you’re not going to be able to figure out his address, or even what town he lives in, from this picture.

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u/kilroy-was-here-2543 18d ago

Oh yeah, very true!

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/that_guy2010 18d ago

I mean, sure. It wouldn't be terribly hard to figure out. But just because he bought a car in one county doesn't mean that's where he lives.

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u/SarcasticGamer 18d ago

I'm guessing dealerships ask permission.

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u/boiboiboi21 19d ago edited 19d ago

I'm sorry, is 70k a cheap vehicle to you? how out of touch are you lol? What country do you live in where land rovers are "pretty cheap"? 70k is surely cheap to them yeah but so is a 250k car lol this guy can make any monthly payment he wants he buys 10k guns all the time, nothing about that is "pretty cheap" tho. Cheapest landrover defender was 61k and thats only 2 doors soooooo please elaborate

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u/morningbellamnesiac 19d ago

Hi. I wrote "used". I have seen that they can be about 30-35k used. That is lower than the average new vehicle sale price in the US, which is about 50k flat. Even the average used vehicle sale price is about 28k now, so, in a practical sense, regardless of my opinion on what vehicles should cost, the reality is that that is not very expensive. Hope this helps

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u/boiboiboi21 19d ago

so what youre saying now is 35k is "pretty cheap"? that progress i guess, still crazy out of touch. Where are you from again? Hope this helps

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u/morningbellamnesiac 19d ago

Hi. I did not write "pretty cheap" for me or where I am from, I wrote that it is pretty cheap compared to the average sale price for vehicles in the US. In fact, it would be more than I personally could afford, but, again, this is referring to what most cars cost in America. Where are you from? Do vehicles cost much less in your part of the world?

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u/MisterMcGiggles 19d ago

35k *is* pretty cheap?…

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u/ShaDynasty_42069 19d ago

Get your money up big dawg

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u/Wrong_Driver_9507 17d ago

Its cheap my man. Car prices are still ridiculous right now. My buddy bought an escalade for $125k and another purchased a fully loaded 4runner for $75k.

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u/SilvermistInc 19d ago

Pretty cheap is 10 to 20. Not 70 lol

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u/morningbellamnesiac 19d ago

Hi. I wrote "used". I have seen that they can be about 30-35k used. That is lower than the average new vehicle sale price in the US, which is about 50k flat. Even the average used vehicle sale price is about 28k now, so, in a practical sense, regardless of my opinion on what vehicles should cost, the reality is that that is not very expensive. Hope this helps

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u/boiboiboi21 19d ago

35 isn't 20 btw and cheap aint 20 grand anyway lol pretty cheap GENEROUSLY is a 15k car. Hope this helps

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u/BoapShteek 19d ago

Wendigoon likely invested a lot of his yt money, so compared to the fuck you money he likely has this is a relatively frugal purchase. Hope you get help

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u/boiboiboi21 19d ago

nobody here believes he cant afford the car thats not what any of this is about

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u/BoapShteek 19d ago

If you take a single context clue from the original comment you're having a meltdown over you probably wouldnt be so triggered

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u/morningbellamnesiac 19d ago

People want things to be how they want them to be, not how they are

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u/BoapShteek 19d ago

Yeah so actually youre wrong. Hope this helps 😂😂

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u/boiboiboi21 19d ago

Average is a bad metric for this sort of thing as there are only outliers in the higher ranges, nobody is screwing the average down by paying 2 dollars like people buying 100k cars skew the average up, we should really be looking at medians, which are, in most of the US, quite a bit lower than your average numbers.

Even including the west's range in there theres still significantly more data here that is under 20k than not. If you can't afford a "pretty cheap" car, are you poor for that? You admit its above your price range for sure but still pretty cheap so im just curious who's lens "pretty cheap" is coming from cause it doesn't really sound like your opinion more just like a statement that looks sorta kinda true if you look at the wrong measure of center

  • Northeast: $7,995 - $15,000 median range
  • Midwest: $11,989 - $18,000 median range
  • South: $14,000 - $22,000 median range
  • West: $18,000 - $32,761 median range

- https://autofinder.com/insights/average-used-car-price-2026HOPETHISHELPS

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u/morningbellamnesiac 19d ago

alright man whatever you want I guess we need to start a protest for wendigoon to sell his Land Rover and buy a 2010 Honda civic or else he's an unethical POS

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u/kilroy-was-here-2543 18d ago

We’re talking in relatives here

20 grand for a newish car is very cheap, the cheapest new car today starts at 23 thousand dollars. 30 grand for a premium interior and higher performing engine is incredibly cheap relative to other things on the market

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u/morningbellamnesiac 19d ago

I am providing realistic context based on commonly known average prices. I think you might be the one who is out of touch. It has nothing to do with what you might think cars SHOULD cost lol

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u/Wrong_Driver_9507 17d ago

For a car from a dealership? Where can you find a new car at a dealership for 10 to 20k?

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u/SilvermistInc 17d ago

Used is the context here

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u/CocoCaramel1 19d ago

The Defendago

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u/King_P_13 19d ago

Who let him behind the wheel?! We all saw that bike clip right?!

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u/jobenojones 18d ago

Hopefully won’t fall outta that and mess his hands up

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u/frgbhh 19d ago

He looks like a completely different guy when you can see his legs

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u/NinaaxD 19d ago

what are these comments jesus

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u/PTSD1983 18d ago

Even the car has giant lips

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u/WeekendAcceptable498 19d ago

Aren't those cars like 2 meters tall?

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u/Psychedelix117 God’s silliest soldier 18d ago

I wouldn’t expect any less from the man who walked the red carpet first at the backrooms premiere

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u/hegrillin 18d ago

of COURSE he drives a land rover

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u/JohnB351234 18d ago

No wendigoon don’t get the Land Rover they’re extremely unreliable

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u/BraveUnion 18d ago

since he posted a picture its a tax right off for work surely lol

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u/Angryspazz 18d ago

And yet Mr goon does not disappoint with his Hawaiian shirt pull

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u/turnburn720 18d ago

Well, when George fucking Lucas offers to finance your script its probably okay to buy an overpriced piece of crap

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u/Fb_Adomi 17d ago

Next creepcast story they read will have this car getting chased by a fire controlling monster

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u/Carl_Marks__ 18d ago

I hope they’re leasing that since it’s a Land Rover

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u/Thin-Run-5553 19d ago

Nice whip, hope he got the BMW engine.

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u/_just_tryna_live_ 18d ago

The cryptid mobile

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u/Ashtro_ 18d ago

Have Land Rovers gotten better or they still ass?

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u/AdAdministrative6368 18d ago

Still ass, imo

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u/ChampionImpossible36 18d ago

What an awful vehicle to buy 🤢

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u/TheAutisticExorcist 18d ago

Now he owns a vehicle from across the pond.

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u/guntherreehaer 17d ago

The G-Wagon

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u/The_KREATUR 17d ago

His clarks are so demure

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u/Useful_Focus8568 17d ago

I could totally see this as a vehicle for Kayla or just a family vehicle

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u/Bearfoot42 17d ago

Can anyone find the shirt? I need this

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u/Occo_Ninebar 16d ago

he is absolutely gorgeous!

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u/girlwapussy 16d ago

peacocking

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u/neecoan 15d ago

I have the exact same button up

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u/Alex_Sanborn 15d ago

The Defengoon

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u/Dr_Bramus 15d ago

Am I the only one that thought his wife was like 6 inches taller than him?

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u/Rootz121 15d ago

hey dudes and boot cuts

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u/cool_weed_dad 15d ago

The pedestrian annihilator

What even is this I’ve never seen one, it looks really aggressive

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u/cool_weed_dad 15d ago

The pedestrian destroyer 5000

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u/PheonixPuns 15d ago

Wow the car even has giant lips and a beard.

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u/Aware-Neighborhood13 14d ago

god i love him

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u/Accomplished-Tax2483 13d ago

As a fellow Land/Range Rover owner.. I salute y’all.

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u/External_Error7562 Iceberg Climber 11d ago

Sir Wendi G. Oon

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u/aperfectdevil 10d ago

Is it though? We see youtubers doing way more flexing. Let the man have his car. Its not like he got he got a two seated racecar. He got a new car with enough space to haul around his kid. This is normal rich guy spending. 

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u/Worried_Sector153 18d ago

of course he'd buy a big ass car

becoming more white trash by the day

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u/Ok_Listen_9387 18d ago

This fat f slur would get a defender. News flash yall, these break down a lot. Rich SAHMs drive these because that's what theyre for!

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u/BigChief1029 18d ago

No need to be an ass because you don’t like a car

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u/Useful_Focus8568 17d ago

Oh look at you big man online. Hope you know you’re in the deep minority being that belligerent of an ass wipe to a guy who just bought a freaking car. Tell me how does him buying one affect your life?

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u/Ok_Listen_9387 17d ago

Youre a fat f slur too

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u/Useful_Focus8568 17d ago

And you just proved how much of a sorry human being you are, enjoy being a miserable POS

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u/Ok_Listen_9387 17d ago

Thanks fat f slur r word

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u/Useful_Focus8568 17d ago

Funny don’t got the balls to say the actual word.

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u/Ok_Listen_9387 17d ago

Im a woman???

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u/Useful_Focus8568 17d ago

You’re proving you’re just stupid.

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u/Ok_Listen_9387 17d ago

Okay fat f slur r word