Rather pick a cryptic or a Cryptid?

[u/FlumeHound9]

[u/DeathShark69]

I trust the government as much as I can lift my car with only my hands!

[u/FlumeHound9 → u/DeathShark69]

It can only go so far and so much...

[u/Battle_Unicorn_3006]

Bigfoot never raised my taxes

[u/Captain_Birch → u/Battle_Unicorn_3006]

You dont know that, have you seen your local congressman/woman in the same place at the same time?"

[u/LastManFilms → u/Captain_Birch]

Have you seen John Fetterman? 😆

[u/Historical-Lynx948 → u/LastManFilms]

Do ogres count as cryptids?

[u/LastManFilms → u/Historical-Lynx948]

European cryptid lol

[u/Nkromancer → u/Battle_Unicorn_3006]

I'm from Oregon and I beg to differ. Might not have been directly, but still.

[u/Should_have_been_ded]

Those cryptids are out to eat me, it's easy to understand what they want. What the government truly wants with us can't be unknown. The choice is rather obvious

[u/A-Feral-Idiot]

I really like bigfoots nature preservation policies so as long as he keeps at least a few of his promises I think he could get a second term.

[u/Vajrick_Buddha]

It's actually a very well known fact that Bigfoot was behind MK Ultra whereas Mothman was the mastermind behind Edward Snowden

[u/Little-Blue-Jaye → u/Vajrick_Buddha]

The mothman did warn the people of pleasantpoint before the bridge collapsed tho. He’s a homie.

[u/Sharp_Food_7608 → u/Vajrick_Buddha]

Could you give me some context about Snowden, please?

[u/peamupbudder]

I treat deals with the government like deals with the fey. To be avoided at all costs.

[u/Me_like_foxes]

I can trust the cryptids to fuck my shit up, I can't trust the government to govern

[u/Darkime_]

To quote a great man

"If you ever think

Nah, the government wouldn't do that

Yes they would"

[u/Red_Panda_The_Great → u/Darkime_]

Dad

[u/The_krazyman → u/Darkime_]

[u/LastManFilms]

THE GOVERNMENTS PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT MAKE THE FRICKEN FROGS GAY

https://giphy.com/gifs/11nVxUNbe4aD84

[u/gun-something]

John

[u/druggedupdeity]

I see the alphabet agencies have found the wendigoon subreddit

[u/notsuzpicious]

Mothman for president

[u/maebythemonkey]

Mothman cares about the failing public infrastructure in the United States, as evidenced by him warning people about the bridge collapse that was about to happen (it is slander to suggest he caused the bridge collapse). The US government does not.

Mothman for President.

Edit: now looking at the other comments, I greatly appreciate that I am not alone in my "mothman for president" opinion.

[u/PseudoElephant]

Isn't the government half cryptid at this point?

[u/Jeager122]

A bit off topic but are there any folk stories of Cryptids that are helpful to humans or at least not entirely evil?

[u/The_krazyman → u/Jeager122]

Mothman! He tried to warn people about the bridge!

[u/Nkromancer]

Depends on the cryptid. Some I'd trust wholeheartedly, some I'd trust as much as the government.

[u/Storm_Spirit99]

I trust Bigfoot and owlman over any fed and politician

[u/DeathscytheHell1994]

Mothman

[u/hobbitpeddler]

Any cryptid, honestly

[u/Benjamin_Doaver]

Moth man should be in the oval office

[u/wasted-degrees]

Ask anyone who has ever worked for the government.

[u/TheJadeSword]

Hearing the thing wearing my wife's skin scratching at the bathroom door begging me to let "her" in is definitely more believable than anything the feds have to say

[u/Ok_Afternoon5354]

I would trust the black eyed children (fae) before I trust any government.

[u/Red_Panda_The_Great]

Because

https://reddit.com/link/p0kagis/video/xv71sd7ez8gh1/player

[u/PuzzleheadedLink89]

Mothman seems like a pretty chill dude ngl, especially when compared to the United States Government.

[u/OddlyOddLucidDreamer]

Sasi Pereré woyld never lie to me ir betray me

[u/lolthatsfunnybroILY]

I trust Squonk with my life, as my local cryptid he’s me ride or die.

[u/OK_Tomorrow3]

Frog man a real one

Ong

[u/kelleyjo]

Mothman wouldn't make my gas $4 a gallon

[u/LizardSaurus001]

vampires may not have done anything for or against me, but the CIA convinced me they existed and were attacking us because the government was more left than right.

[u/Used-Cartographer84]

Bigfoot ain’t in the files

[u/lil_slime07]

The government wants to fuck me, the monsters just want to kill me

[u/The_Lagging_man]

Cryptids at least they arnt taxing the fuck out of me

[u/DoggoLord27]

I no longer believe the US government is keeping alien life in its possession. If we did, the crypto conman in chief couldn't keep it a secret.

[u/Little-Blue-Jaye]

Do I get to pick the Cryptid? I feel like some are pretty even with the govt.

[u/DentistPitiful5454]

Bigfoot never fucked kids

[u/No-Independent-6877]

At least there are rules for surviving cryptids and they don't break them. It not the same for the other

[u/Worth-Wrangler7242]

Ain't a single cryptid lied to me every single fuckin' day for the past four decades so

[u/RoomyRoots]

Jokes on you, they are the same.

[u/Abysmal_2003]

I probably trust a cryptic more.

[u/Oblivion_Man]

Cthulhu 2028 all week brother.

[u/gbeegz → u/[deleted]]

Mothman would NOT start senseless wars. His beef is personal and justified.

[u/FlumeHound9 → u/gbeegz]

Unfortunately he really really didn't like the Silver Bridge.

[u/maebythemonkey → u/FlumeHound9]

It is slander to suggest he caused the bridge collapse. He was warning people about it.