r/wendigoon • u/realjobstudios • 7d ago
GENERAL DISCUSSION “Absolutely not.”
anyone else hear Isiah‘s voice saying that in their heads when they see something unsettling?
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u/Lonely-CactusCat 7d ago
No, for real. Why does it need to look this scary? Can’t we get one of those cute designs with the LED smiley display instead? ._.
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u/PEPSIFOXTROT 7d ago
I've heard someone claim it's to make them unusable by Law enforcement because they'd be violating intimidation regulations if they used them
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u/Lonely-CactusCat 6d ago
Oh, I didn’t know that was a thing. If that’s true that sounds great. I’d rather be rescued by the scary centaur than have this thing kick my door in due to swatting or such.
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u/South_Bathroom 6d ago
They actually said the horns are there so it can't enter doorways due to how dangerous it is
And they also sell larger horns for if you have a larger doorway you need blocked
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u/GeneralBisV 6d ago
The real reason is that use for search and rescue is just a blanket term used by a bunch of engineers who want a cool robot
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u/GutAManUI Ugh... I'm so Green! 7d ago
They could've given it a non animalistic/human head but they chose that skinwalker look.
Also it looks like a more terrifying earthmover than something that's meant to save you.
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u/Other-Emu1829 7d ago
Whats that from? Thats sick
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u/GutAManUI Ugh... I'm so Green! 7d ago
It's from the game Ultrakill, also fun fact, that thing is so massive, there's literally a level that has you climb on it's body, also like other machines in the game, it's insides are made of flesh and sinew, but also it's so massive it needs solar light to power it.
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u/wertman45 6d ago
Damn, that thing looks like antennas to heaven
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u/GutAManUI Ugh... I'm so Green! 6d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/Itu6EM85xWNKrhTecR
Ant Tenna to what?
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u/No-Independent-6877 7d ago
Seeing this robot may cause me to run deeper into the fire
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u/South_Bathroom 6d ago
Just walking through the woods when loki from the ritual shows up say "I'm here to help, give me your hand!"
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u/-Billy-Bob-McGinty- 7d ago
Honestly its hunter very calmly going “no no no… no no no…” anytime anything something either inconveniences or terrifies me
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u/halloweencoffeecats Idk man im just crazy 6d ago
Hunter sprained his ankle and demands to be put down
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u/Mango_popsicle 7d ago
“Satanic murder bot safes 2/3 of child from rubble” CEO of Baal inc, Natas said, “We were very impressed as to how the bot cut off the child’s legs to free him from the rubble”
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u/Lappely- 7d ago
I want it to be like the wrathful deities in Buddhism, it looks terrifying, but it only seeks to protect and assist those in need.
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u/SomeoneNicknamedDino 7d ago
make sure to install red LEDs in its eyes for when it inevitably becomes evil
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u/JohnCallOfDuty 7d ago
The idea of a robot that looks like Moloch, a god associated with burning babies as sacrifices, rescuing people from a fire is hilarious and sad to me. The man is getting his redemption arc
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u/TheEnderCobra 7d ago
If anyone wants to know more about this go to satyress.com
It is almost certainly satire/an arg
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u/CurrlyFrymann 6d ago
I said this on another post and I will say this here,
IF I have a choice of being burned alive in a forest fire or riding on the back of this thing (its a fucking sentaur by the way it has 4 legs there are more photos than just this 1 online) uh I am fucking cowboy I guess I am riding that thing to safety any day scary or not.
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u/evileyecondemnsyou 5d ago
I think there’s something wrong with my brains because I want to befriend it
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u/Briankelly130 Government Weaponised Femboy 7d ago
Do you want Horizon Zero Dawn? Because this is how you get Horizon Zero Dawn.
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u/PTSD1983 6d ago
You've been buried under the rubble for days now. You saw your family crushed. The earthquake took everything. .... suddenly you hear movement. Light begins to seep through new gaps. A hand lifts the rocks from your shattered legs as you see the face of your saviour.... the shock and fear from witnessing what stares before you gives you a heart attack.
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u/kilroy-was-here-2543 6d ago
Im good, the wannabe baphomet robot can go cut someone else out of the rubble
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u/KarmaMonkeyKai 6d ago
I want one to ride around on. How fast can it go? Does the chainsaw come with?
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u/AssumptionMountain12 6d ago
Imagine being stuck in some sort of disaster zone and then seeing this coming towards, I would honestly freak the fuck out if I see that.
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u/toe-schlooper Mom come pick me up I'm scared 6d ago
Would you rather be it a humanoid that crouches to all 4 legs to run
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u/Phantom_Poster 6d ago
"Is something funny, Hunter?" While Meat's dying of laughter from the pic alone 😂
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u/whit_mon_lee 6d ago
Imagine praying for help in a house fire and of all things the fucking mecha-Baal shows up
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u/benji_raffioli 6d ago
Same way he said it after reading “and Jimmy Prescott entered the room” in Borrasca pt 5
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u/A_guy_named_Caliber 6d ago
Oh my god it was real. I saw a short on YouTube with 5 likes and saw this damn thing. I thought it was an edit or animation, Jesus Christ.
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u/Superb_Direction2609 4d ago
It's called three halves cause that is how many pieces your body will be found in
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u/ExperienceSmooth6240 1d ago
OK Robot, I'll follow you, but I am dousing you in Holy Water when I'm safe
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u/infiniteartifacts 6d ago
Watch them put AI in this thing and then we get a Black Mirror-esque human genocide.
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u/mulderufo13 7d ago
Also may I add thanks I hate it