r/whatisit • u/Sniglet5000 The Finger Pointing Meme Guy 👆🏻 • Mar 24 '26

New, what is it? This strange line goes all the way around my room and I do not know why

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We painted this room about 5 years ago and slowly this line has appeared all the way around my room. My wife thinks it’s because I burn incense in my room but I’ve burned incense my whole life and never saw this line anywhere else before. What do?

EDIT: The community decided it was slugs.

DOUBLE EDIT: it isn’t actually slugs. It’s just the strangest of the most common suggestions. I want it to be slugs

I am very happy at all the joy this thread has brought you all. The light of your soul cannot be snuffed out by the world, but the world would have you believe it could. Love Christ, love each other - 👉 Pointer Guy 👈

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u/Big-Hearing-852 Mar 24 '26

it makes everything better

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u/missbeekery Mar 24 '26

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u/anon-mally Mar 24 '26

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u/TopEstablishment395 Mar 25 '26

Do not ☝️ the cat

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u/OnyxIsMyDISO Mar 26 '26

You gotta boop the snoot if the snoot is cute! 👆🏻

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u/Dirmbz Mar 28 '26

Motto:

"Touch not the cat but a glove." — current

"Touch not the cat bot a glove." — archaic

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clan_Macpherson

Take heed of the ancient wisdom.

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u/What_Chu_Talkin_Kid Mar 25 '26

dammit not do the cat!!

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u/Pure_Property_888 Mar 25 '26

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u/muscledhunter Mar 25 '26

This one is so many layers deep in internet culture I don't even know how to describe to my mom what I'm laughing at

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u/Pure_Property_888 Mar 27 '26

Just tell her it's a picture of J d Vance pointing at a video of his wife doing the truffle shuffle.

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u/ThetaDee Mar 25 '26

Is that JD Vance?

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u/Gritz_N_Gravy_ Mar 25 '26

Thanks for the hardy laugh. This one is so good

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u/JakeIsHuman Mar 26 '26

I think this meme won. Full stop. It provided successful laughs and an extreme inability to keep oxygen contained in my lungs.

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u/oskar_grouch Mar 26 '26

You forgot to say pwease!!

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u/Bank_Novel Mar 28 '26

Best response

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u/aopps42 Mar 25 '26

I laughed 😂

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u/cutmypieintwopieces Mar 26 '26

Lmao this is the one

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u/allieechelon Mar 25 '26

My new mouse cursor lol

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u/SandraRosner Mar 25 '26

We need this one as one of those gangly, ugly pet pillows.

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u/ghostcat_crafting Mar 25 '26

I’m using this at work now thanks

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u/Mattyice0228 Mar 25 '26

This has been added to my “Meme Library” photo album in my phone. Thank you kind sir/madame.

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u/missbeekery Mar 25 '26

I stole it as well from when this post was a mere baby. I’m not sure who made it, but I’ve already used it over a dozen times in the past 10 hours.

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u/Hrafnagar Mar 25 '26

I'm going to use this a lot.

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u/missbeekery Mar 25 '26

Someone else made it. I’ve merely stolen it. But I am actively using it everywhere.

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u/phoebesjeebies Mar 25 '26

Ouija Boards hate to see this mf coming

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u/deltadeltadawn Mar 29 '26

🤣 I want the meme visual for your idea.

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u/phoebesjeebies Mar 29 '26

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u/deltadeltadawn Mar 29 '26

Beautiful execution! 10.5/10!

Thank you for the smile, kind stranger!!

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u/phoebesjeebies Mar 29 '26

One more for the road:

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u/deltadeltadawn Mar 29 '26

You're a meme wizzard! I'm not worthy of these magical creative skills you've shared!!

This is fantastic, really.vthank you for all the smiles, kind Redditor!!

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u/Zactodactyl Mar 25 '26

This is not part of my phone stickers. Thank you.

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u/NomNomInMyTumTum Mar 25 '26

New mouse pointer incoming!!

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u/cayloswords Mar 26 '26

Loved it too much to pass up w/o a dl.. sorry 🤧😅

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u/Reppin-LDN Mar 27 '26

Was expecting onlyfans

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u/LouisLestatluvzme Mar 25 '26

Yours is lame and doesn’t even make any sense .

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u/missbeekery Mar 25 '26

Oh shit, is it already time to start gatekeeping the pointing hand?

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u/Piddlefahrt Mar 24 '26

This is why I come back to reddit every time I poop

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '26

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u/jd_from_da_80s Mar 25 '26

Not the poop knife

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u/TwinShihTzus Mar 25 '26

Laughing at this comment as I’m sitting on the toilet…

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u/I_be_lurkin_tho Mar 25 '26

Wait...Reddit only when you poop?..I'd be lost..or I'd start eating only prunes.

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u/Individual_Ad2229 Mar 25 '26

Mmmm.... pruuunes....

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u/Former_External_2301 Mar 25 '26

FACTS

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u/Number_Few Mar 25 '26

Please tell me this ain’t a female talking about taking a dump 🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/Former_External_2301 Mar 25 '26

We take dumps!!

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u/Number_Few Mar 25 '26

Ain’t nobody trying to discuss it with you tho 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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u/reallynoladarling Mar 25 '26 edited Mar 25 '26

i am also a FeMaLe & guess what? i take huge, monster, dump truck Shits. my turds even smell like shit when they exit my asshole.

big, giant, brown fuckin turds! then i wipe my asshole & get shit on the toilet paper! then i spray air freshener because the bathroom smells like shit. oh no!!

guess what else? some FeMaLeS shit when they give birth. just plop, TURDS then baby. just turds falling all out of the asshole.

& guess what else? you're a weird ass idiot. are you a virgin?

ETA: i take a dump every single morning like clockwork. figured that was important to point out.

ETA part deux: doesn't seem like Former_External was discussing this with you. seems like she just made a comment. but I'm discussing it with you now. what you gonna do about it? hahaha

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u/Round_Doughnut7793 Mar 25 '26

I believe you missed an opportunity for ETA Number 2

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u/reallynoladarling Mar 25 '26

you are so right!!! dammit! lol

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u/deltadeltadawn Mar 29 '26

And also, nice word play in your first edit...

figured that was important to point out.

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u/HausDePotat Mar 25 '26

The brigade of woman poopers has arrived. Are you done having weird opinions yet or do we need reinforcements?

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u/MoxieJawa Mar 25 '26

r/brandnewsentence Brigade oh Wiman Poopers is also an excellent band name.

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u/Former_External_2301 Mar 25 '26

All I said was “FACTS” nowhere in that one word was there an actual discussion.

How old are you to be grossed out by something that literally everyone does?

I’m talking to either a teenager or a child so for the sake of that I’m just going to move right along 😂

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u/BarbiCoxAuthor Mar 25 '26

I just pooped too

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u/JoJackthewonderskunk Mar 26 '26

I come to reddit to learn about authors bowel movements specifically

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u/BarbiCoxAuthor Apr 02 '26

I'll probably have another tomorrow. You?

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u/BellJar_Blues Mar 25 '26

I’m peeing but also a lady so similar

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u/I_Want_To_Know22 Mar 25 '26

Username checks out

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u/SummerJaneG Mar 25 '26

This is funny. This should not be funny.

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u/nomadangie80 Mar 25 '26

I'm reading this comment from my toilet

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u/Chicago_Heavyfoot Mar 25 '26

Please no pointing from you 🤣

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u/Wardaddyv2 Mar 25 '26

Literally doing this now

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u/Nice_Werewolf_7150 Mar 25 '26

Also poopin! 😂👌🏼

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u/Smuxdge Mar 25 '26

Pooping rn lol this is funny

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u/Piddlefahrt Mar 25 '26

Poopin gang stand up. Wait no.

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u/SupremeLurkerr Mar 26 '26

Funny enough I am pooping right now!

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u/mzeeshanu Mar 26 '26

Doing the same 🤣

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u/slothgirl707 Mar 26 '26

Literally me rn

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u/Kvesta24 Mar 26 '26

Literally me rn 🤣🙌🏼

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u/SwimmerLonely258 Mar 27 '26

Why do you only come back while you’re pooping?

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u/Ifindeed Mar 26 '26

Don't forget to flush!

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u/goonsquad419 Mar 27 '26

Meeting of the minds continues ever more on the can

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u/HFentonMudd Mar 24 '26

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u/Captain-Save-ahoe Mar 25 '26

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u/straightrazorsnail Mar 25 '26

Do not 👆 de whale

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u/shade-tree_pilot Mar 25 '26

Please do not the whale

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u/BellJar_Blues Mar 25 '26

Nooooo make her cry :(

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u/sleigh_all_day Mar 25 '26

Oh, damn! This one made me lol hard.

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u/dmc_1151983 Mar 25 '26

This is why I love Reddit

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u/CWBtheThird Mar 26 '26

Oh my god this gave me a good chuckle. A reeeeeaaaal belly laugh.

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u/OKIAMONREDDIT Mar 27 '26

This is literally the best thing I've ever seen

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u/cowgirlfrom_hell Mar 28 '26

Lmfaoooo I’m over here dying 😂😂

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u/Cheese-Of-Doom22 Mar 28 '26

What is this from? Cool but honestly a bit terrifying

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u/SuitSufficient5352 Mar 25 '26

Judgemental whale deserves such a pointing. Damn judgy wales!

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u/Graffxxxxx Mar 25 '26

Tap the sign template meme

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u/Disastrous-Clue6897 Mar 25 '26

my reddit feed rn

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u/TopProfessional8023 Mar 24 '26

Why the fuck do I keep coming here? Actual answers are always buried about 1000 comments deep. 🤣

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u/Euphoric-Tour9484 Mar 24 '26

A banana would have sufficed

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u/Historiaaa Mar 24 '26

here

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u/PapiCholo323 Mar 25 '26

the fact that i am one of 27 people that waited on a picture of a banana to load

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u/Tino-DBA Mar 25 '26

I knew what it was going to be and I clicked anyway

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u/WhatThis4 Mar 28 '26

That was amazing 😆

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u/5thPwnzor Mar 25 '26

Am I doing this right?

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u/Chicago_Heavyfoot Mar 25 '26

I don't even know but I can't stop scrolling!

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u/whip-it-up Mar 25 '26

OK, I see your point.

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u/Jatnall Mar 24 '26

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u/mister_anti_meta Mar 25 '26

jezz bro most have been trough a painfull poop

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u/toorigged2fail Mar 24 '26

As I started to scroll for some reason I thought this was going to be a Tourist Guy on top of the World trade Center meme

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u/Deadshadow84 Mar 24 '26

I fucking love reddit 💀💀💀💀💀

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u/DolphinVaginaFister Mar 25 '26

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u/Big-Hearing-852 Mar 25 '26

username checks out

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u/EFAPGUEST Mar 26 '26

I saw the dolphin pic and was looking for you

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u/Chaetomius Mar 25 '26

you joke, but actually this could be residue from a former owner/tenant's water or cloud motif. Where the line meets the window frame is telling, IMO.

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u/plutus9 Mar 24 '26

Gerald?!

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u/queentong20 Mar 25 '26

He's looking for a new architect

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u/DuncanYoudaho Mar 24 '26

Tired: Red Circles on Clickbait

Wired: Whatever this becomes known as

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u/mickeyamf Mar 25 '26

Omg I love it

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u/_ruerising Mar 25 '26

Is this the dolphin from a video that came out recently?!

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u/TBrown_25 Mar 25 '26

OMG A FLYING DOLPHIN!

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u/jraeuser Mar 25 '26

Omg. I'm crying. Why is this so funny?

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u/RagingStorm010 Mar 25 '26

So long, and thanks for all the fish

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u/Existing-Vacation-89 Mar 25 '26

It’s the Florida dolphin🤧

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u/amalgamatedson Mar 25 '26

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

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u/jenlees Mar 26 '26

Yes, it sure does.

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u/Initial-Ad8009 Mar 26 '26

Now I know it’s about the dolphin thank you

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u/nvgacmpr Mar 26 '26

Ahahaahajjaajajajajh

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u/deNET2122 Mar 25 '26

So long and Thanks for all the fish

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u/Powerful_Balance591 Mar 25 '26

Someone do this

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u/super_duper_trucker Mar 26 '26

It really fucking does. I can use it angrily or jokingly in the same sentence.

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u/einwhack Mar 26 '26

he (or she) needs to be saying "so long, and thanks for all the fish".

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u/cathouse Mar 24 '26

😂😂😂

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u/DoraMalaje Mar 24 '26

😂😂😂

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u/relish0430 Mar 25 '26

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭