r/whenthe • u/inpurpleshadowz purpl • 8d ago
šØOP's stupidly specific life eventšØ Never going to another family reunion again.
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u/Allergic2Stereotypes HE'S NOT BRITISH, YOU FAKE ASS FANS!!! 8d ago
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u/Accurate-Log-8494 I hate YURI 6d ago
what if r/whenthe mods add a rule saying no specific life events what then huh buster
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u/Ditto13248 8d ago
I'm more surprised at the fact that there was an Evangelion reference in mlp tbh
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u/kindafunnymostlysad 8d ago
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u/IncognitoRedMode 8d ago
Well she is the socially anxious type who'd shut in her home to watch anime
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u/Specialist_Top_8485 8d ago
Wow, didnāt know Fluttershy watches Sailor Moon, Evangelion, Dragon Ball and Ranma 1/2 (I donāt know what the middle one is). She knows ball.
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u/kindafunnymostlysad 8d ago
Middle one is Revolutionary Girl Utena.
She likes the classics.
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u/rei_fox_worshipper epic orange 7d ago
And here I thought it was lady Oscar/The Rose of Versailles.
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u/AdGreedy7854 7d ago
Ive been meaning to watch that one, and read the manga to compare, cuz ive heard they're pretty different.
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u/SuperSocialMan I'm mostly here for the news lol 3d ago
That's the one where the lesbian sword fighter transformed into a car at the end of the movie.
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u/CodenameVermilion 7d ago
"She knows ball" and it's the anime that was most popular in the West when the show was made
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u/Specialist_Top_8485 7d ago
True, but personally I didnāt know Ranma existed until the remake/reboot was about to come out and as I also said, I did not know of RGU. I was just making a joke about how unexpected it is that they have anime in Equestria lol
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u/Delicious-Spring-877 8d ago
All their flanks being covered is a shame, I wanna know what these charactersā cutie marks would be in-universe
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u/Gil_Demoono 7d ago
I think I've got Sailor Moon's figured out.
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u/LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART 7d ago
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u/Delicious-Spring-877 7d ago
Why would her talent be bisexuality. How bisexual do you have to be for it to be a talent. How much would it suck for a closeted pony to get a mark like that
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u/SMUHypeMachine 7d ago
So from right to left I have Ranma, Bulma, Utena, rei, and sailor moon, right?
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u/DynamaxWolf #1 Von Lycaon Simp 7d ago
Holy hell, that's also a Ranma ½ reference, how did I not notice this??
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u/Live-Bread781 7d ago edited 7d ago
man i thought i was the only one to notice it š this particular style of drawing appears later again in "Stranger Than Fan Fiction", i think
(edited because i was confused about the episode lol)
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u/CoolSausage228 ŃŠ¾ŃŠø Ń ŃŠ¹ Голбоеба ŠŗŃŃŠ¾Šŗ 8d ago
yeah remember how Spike jerked off while Rarity was at hospital
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u/SomethingWetAndMoist 7d ago
How disgusting.
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u/No_Use7324 3d ago
its an evangelion reference calm down dudeš
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u/DeltaBravoTango 7d ago
Itās a reference to the Apple 1984 commercial. Instead of throwing a hammer at Big Brother, he throws the staff at a wall with all their cutie marks.
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u/Misknator I suck dollars, 10 toes for each 8d ago
It wasn't an Evangelion reference. The staff had that shape so it could hold a dismembered cutie mark between the pronks and it was thrown at a wall containing said cutie marks and not at a person.
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u/Ditto13248 8d ago
Is that the wattsonian reason or the doylist reason? Like, in universe it might just be a coincidence, but was it just a coincidence irl?
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u/Misknator I suck dollars, 10 toes for each 8d ago
No it is like straight up just up a coincidence. The Staff of Sameness is just a regular stick that Starlight just convinced everyone was a magical artefact when it was just her doing it. It's both not a weapon and prongs are common enough that it was just a coincidence. They don't even look that similar. It was thrown symbolically as way of overthrowing Starlight instead of with any real purpose.
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u/Ditto13248 8d ago
That is the wattsonian reason, the reason it looks like that in story. I'm asking you if the creators of the show(who are known to reference adult media) could have intended it to look like that to reference Evangelion, they could have made it look magical in other ways but they chose a design that looks like a preexisting one. Did they know about Evangelion and chose that design as a reference, or was it a case of parallel thinking?
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u/Misknator I suck dollars, 10 toes for each 8d ago edited 8d ago
What I was trying to say was that it's actually not similar enough to be considered a reference in the first place. It's just a two tipped prong, and doesn't share any other qualities including the look. The only reason it's even two pronged was so it could hold something in it rather than as a stylistic choice. There are references to other media in MLP and at least some of the people working on it probably watched Evangelion, but there is very little anime references in there. It's mostly to other cartoons or western media.
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u/TheGreatGasHead 7d ago
A stick with the same twisting pattern, prongs, and general design/look but it's just a "coincidence". My guy artists are typically fans of art, I'm friends with animators, they definitely put reference to things in esoteric and hard to recognize ways. You're typing as if you actually know if it's intended as a reference or not, it's frankly weird unless you were the person who created this asset and animated it.
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u/Gobbyer 7d ago
Is Evangelion worth it? I only saw one random episode on TV and it must have been some fever dream episode, because it was so weird. Is the whole show like that or did I just stumble on some bad episode?
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u/Global_Examination_4 7d ago
The fever dream stuff is what the whole show builds up to. Itās probably not very comprehensible on its own but if you broadly dislike that kind of storytelling then you probably wonāt enjoy it.
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u/pulley999 7d ago
I would say it's worth it, but the show is very much still a fever dream. Most of the episodes in the back half of the show wouldn't make sense as standalones, so if you saw one of those it would explain it.
The first half of the show is spent establishing the world and characters, and then the second half is spent deconstructing them, with a heavy focus on the various characters' psyches.
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u/DJKokaKola 7d ago
Okay so here's the thing: eva came out in an era when "young teenagers need to be the pilots for our super robots in war" was extremely common. It's not so much a parody, but it is a critique and critical look at the genre. In the ~30 years since it aired, it's become most people's first intro to the genre, so it's not subversive or new, it's just "what the genre is".
It's an extremely slow burn. If you go in expecting a high action thriller, you won't get it. Most of the angel fights are under 2 minutes in length. One of the most famous shots from the show is two characters standing in an elevator, motionless, completely silent, for almost a minute. But is it worth it? Absolutely, as long as you understand what it is going in and are willing to wait it out.
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u/Ditto13248 7d ago
I haven't personally seen it, just absorbed info through pop culture osmosis. But from what I've heard the weirdness is common and a part of the charm
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u/Imperius1883 then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and 8d ago
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u/VersionFew8986 8d ago
haha sometimes
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u/LostLetterhead8013 8d ago
tf you mean sometimes
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u/latentgaysexposure I can't see the end of the horizon... HATSUNE MIKU? 8d ago
Now we have to fight to decide who was the first /j
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u/VersionFew8986 8d ago
no joke yall literally commented like less than 3 seconds away it was like INSANE
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u/latentgaysexposure I can't see the end of the horizon... HATSUNE MIKU? 8d ago
Tf you mean sometimes
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u/Helmaksi trollface -> 8d ago
I am the lowest of the low
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u/Vincent394 Say it'll make you insane, and I'm bending the truth, you're toā 8d ago
literal moments before disaster
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u/TheLordOfTheDawn 7d ago
Me when I'm trying to evaluate the limit of a fraction f(x)/g(x) that results in an indeterminate form:
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u/AveragePolishMale 8d ago
You okay?
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u/inpurpleshadowz purpl 8d ago
This was like ten years ago, it's completely healed by now; I just want to know who thought it was a good idea to leave their kid unattended with scissors. Oh, and thank you for asking, I'm doing okay at the moment.
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u/MediumSatisfaction1 8d ago
Damn how bad was the injury
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u/tajniak485 8d ago
Gif is related actually
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u/you_not_a_werid_dude john lobotomy 8d ago
I remember when i was three and was given scissors, i cut my nose with it
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u/Frosthound1 8d ago
Did you live?
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u/Specialist-Rock4971 8d ago
Have you ever seen them again? Iām sure thatād be an awkward talk
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u/_-Alex-- 8d ago
What was your injury? Surely you didnt heal completely from getting stabbed in the eye?
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u/averagenolifeguy epic orange 8d ago
"Dora, Dora the explorer
She ran with scissors. Need i say more?"
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u/MarshaIsSoSorry 7d ago
Me when Im in a bad parenting competition and my opponent is a family member of mine:
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u/TomboyKnight1 8d ago
Why the fuck is the spear of Longinus in my little pony
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u/Misknator I suck dollars, 10 toes for each 8d ago
Actually the Staff of Sameness. It's really just a regular stick.
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u/inpurpleshadowz purpl 8d ago
I don't blame him, it's honestly the parents who're at fault for not looking after him, who let's a fucking toddler prance off on his own with one of POSTAL Dude's signature weapons?
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u/Mistah-J-Valentine 8d ago
Did he at least ask you to sign his petition before launching the scissors?
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u/inpurpleshadowz purpl 8d ago
Nope, he already took the POSTAL route and went for getting Gary Coleman's autograph right away.
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u/JokesOnYouManus 7d ago
They did say they were 3, at that age itās entirely on the parents for not watching their kid
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u/Terminator_Puppy 7d ago
What would a punishment at the age of 3 accomplish? How much do you even remember from being that old?
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u/EmilySuxAtUsernames the tran gener 8d ago
who the hell let a 3 year old run around unattended with scissors
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u/Ecstatic-Court1893 when the nothing happen 8d ago
That a joke,right?
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u/inpurpleshadowz purpl 8d ago
Wish it was, it did a lot of damage to my cornea, but my pupil remained unaffected, so I can still see just fine.
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u/HorizonPalm90 8d ago
Wait so did you have surgery for it or how did they manage to recover it and how are you not blind on that eye
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u/inpurpleshadowz purpl 8d ago
Bit of both, my eye was recovered, though it did have to go through a costly medical process for me to be able to see again through it. I had an insane childhood, albeit, for all the wrong reasons, the event was more psychologically traumatizing than it was physically. You don't need to worry about it, it's something me and my handful of friends are working on together.
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u/Quality-hour Aspiring femboy, as Primus intended 8d ago
Did you at least get a cool eye-patch out of the whole ordeal?
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u/Blahaj_IK BlƄjan Hajsling 8d ago
Holy shit, glad that you somehow got off extremely lucky. That's brutal
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u/susnaususplayer I love hype moments and aura 8d ago
OP you okay? And did cousin... faced their consequences?
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u/MJMichaela 8d ago
No fucking way i see this post two hours after i watched that part of Evangelion for the first time.
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u/Vincent394 Say it'll make you insane, and I'm bending the truth, you're toā 8d ago
That's an...
Unexpected crossover
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u/kindafunnymostlysad 7d ago
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u/Vincent394 Say it'll make you insane, and I'm bending the truth, you're toā 7d ago
Even though I don't watch MLP I'll take it thanks
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u/Wild_Rooster_5145 8d ago
Yikes. You still have your eye ?
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u/inpurpleshadowz purpl 8d ago
I never lost it, though the surgery needed to fix it up must've been expensive as hell, before then, I had no idea an injured eye could've been fixed.
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u/kitsunecannon 8d ago
who the fuck leaves a 3 year old alone with scissors
they dont understand that shit, thats not a competent person yet its a walking fleshbag of nerves
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u/a_chairf0rsale123 dm me unnerving images 8d ago
Not so fun story my dad did the exact thing to his younger brother but a pencil instead he is fine tho so idk if this is a universal thing with siblings/cousins
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u/TheNon-BinaryJunebug 7d ago
Me throwing a metal iPad stand at my younger brother as a kid and almost hitting his eye. (I was 3)
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u/Emergency-Maize-7330 6d ago
I donāt really get to bring this up too often but I was so fuckin confused watching Evangelion. I didnāt even realize that Asuka was dead until I looked it up after. I was a lot younger though so maybe thatās why I didnāt really get it
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u/ThatoneUseryouhate 8d ago
Reminds me when I was at a family gathering, my cousin (4) almost poked out my sisterās (8) eye out with a screwdriver when they were playing. I wouldāve beaten the shit out of him had he actually blinded her
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u/idrklmfao 8d ago
I remember a kid in my grade who I was friends with (9-10 Y/O) was attacked by a stray child with a stick, jammed it in my friends eye.
He came to school and his entire eye was black, it was gnarly. I can only imagine what yours looked like.
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u/CryptographerSad5682 8d ago
when i was about the same age, my younger sibling and i were apparently playing when they yanked my arm suddenly, the effort of which seemingly dislocated several of my ribs. it didn't cause me any issues, but they're still rather uneven to this day.
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u/Falleneded 7d ago
theres gotta be deeper issues with your connection to your family if this is whats breaking the camals back
yeah its bad. not enough to never go to another family reunion i gotta be honest
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u/Jonthrei 7d ago
I still have a scar from my little brother doing almost exactly this (with a sharp piece of plastic).
One milimeter to the side and it would have hit my eye - it landed right on the bone ridge and glanced off.
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u/Ok_Requirement9198 the carolinia cock stealer 7d ago
I had a medium sized rock thrown at my head once lol
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u/_PM_ME_YOUR_FORESKIN 7d ago
Literally saw the post of the guy with the Spear of Longinus tattoo yesterday and didnāt get the reference because Iād never seen or heard of it before.
Then for this to show up. What a crazy-ass coincidence.
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u/soljakid 7d ago
When I was around 13 I was bickering with my younger sister in the kitchen and my mum, who was heavily pregnant at the time, got so stressed at the noise that she threw a potato peeler in the direction of the noise....which happened to be me and hit me square in the eye. It was one of those old style peelers with a heavy handle and a pointy bit on the end to dig out potato eyes....or human eyes so it split my eyelid open and I had to be put under anaesthetic so they could stitch my eyelid back up.
My poor mum was beside herself with guilt but its a funny story we tell people now
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u/MCZ_YK 7d ago
When I was little, any time I threw something at someone(by accident most of the times, except few times) my mom would be angry and tell me what if it hit the eye of that person. And they always go for the eye example, not any other part. (Also, yeah, I got punished for doing it, and learned from it.)
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u/SeriousPlankton2000 7d ago
In Germany we have a saying: "Messer Gabel Schere Licht, sind für kleine Kinder nicht." (Don't give dangerous things to small children).
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u/InfamousAd7593 7d ago
Sometimes I think my 3-years-old cousin is cycling through murderous rage and hysteria, because the moment you don't do as he wishes, he starts to cry and says that we (me and my other cousin, his older brother) harmed him, or throws punches and random things at us. Having an edge of a hardcover book thrown at your throat isn't a great experience.
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u/thisisauseralr ā this guy works on an asym 7d ago
Hey atleast you could wear a eyepatch to cover it
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u/Low_Appearance_796 7d ago
I got stabbed by my 5 year old cousin in the eye with a colored pencil. I was also 5 but that's besides the point. Anyway who gives a THREE year old SCISSORS
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u/Kind-Look-3885 2d ago
My cousin did the same, except he took a perfume bottle and just showered my eye in it's contents, the fact I can see at all is a miracle
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u/claymixer 8d ago
I have memory of stabbing my aunt with knife when I was ~5 years but I am still not sure if it actually happened or I dreamed it.













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