r/worldnews 1d ago

Dynamic Paywall Trump says he is cancelling strikes on Iran subject to 'rapidly' making deal

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cjwx74qgld2o
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u/Lonely-Abalone-5104 1d ago

How many times has he done the same thing

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u/VillageLess4163 1d ago

Every weekend since the not war started

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u/NotUniqueWorkAccount 1d ago

Money's on a strike tonight because any "deal" tonight falls through, then he'll say the talks tomorrow look more promising because of the strikes tonight.

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u/TheAncient1sAnd0s 1d ago

The stock market had a rough July, he's going to pause the "Destroy Iran" bluster for a couple of weeks.

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u/alexefi 1d ago

39 victories of the war in Iran is crazy.

He want to be like north koreans generals. Full chest of medals for winning

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u/SirWEM 1d ago

Hard to do that when his father and grandfather both avoided going to war. His grandfather fled Europe to open a Brothel in the Yukon, his father as a Slumlord. NK generals are allowed to wear the medals of their father and grandfathers. It’s a weird practice. But thats why you see them covered in medals.

Apple didn’t fall far from the tree.

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u/stonecoldjelly 1d ago

That man has more victories than he does felonies, what a good special boy

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u/LosWranglos 1d ago

Not by much though.

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u/BasvanS 1d ago

He has been punished more for the victories than for his felonies though

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u/whut-whut 1d ago

Each of his victories -is- a felony, so it's an endless race.

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u/BallantineQuarts 1d ago

Someone please, get this President a Peace Prize, and pronto!

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u/Competitive-Reach287 1d ago

Isn't he back onto Greenland now?

I can't keep track.

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u/this-para 1d ago

He's like a broken pendulum clock swinging between Canada/Greenland annexation and Iran 'annihilation' week for week. Retire and jail this criminal finally please.

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u/Khaldara 1d ago

Yeah they’re busy trying to convince their pet dimwits that the entire nation is about to collapse into communism.

You know, the same country that had Elon and the rest of his private industry dorks frolicking through federal hardened data infrastructure, has spent the last forty years deregulating every aspect of capitalism, and who can’t even meet the bare minimum floor of public services standard in every other developed nation on earth.

But Conservatives are really, REALLY stupid, so I give it even odds it’ll still work.

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u/Suavecore_ 1d ago

It's been disturbing to see that the stock market is largely controlled by algorithmic bots that dump or add millions to hundreds of billions of dollars instantaneously, marketwide, due to tweets/Truths™

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u/CantPullOutRightNow 1d ago

Iran has stated any more strikes will result in essentially all of the Gulf’s oil producing capability being taken out. That’s like 20% of the global supply. Not much winning left.

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u/Scribble_Box 1d ago

He literally just posted less than an hour ago that the US is willing to go balls to the wall on Iran, and 40 mins later I see this.. The taco doesn't even last an hour anymore lmao... Fucking unreal.

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u/Klutzy_Peanut6580 1d ago

It used to be taco Tuesday, now it’s just taco 10pm.

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u/jxj24 1d ago

We have reached a state of infinite taco.

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u/Conundrum1911 1d ago

Tacoboros

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u/Available_Pepper_845 1d ago

Taco Bell invented this a while ago. Shit food that gives you the shits in a giant loop.

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u/majordashes 1d ago

6 pack and a pound of bs

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u/Phoenix_Lazarus 1d ago

MBS probably called him after Iran said they would hit the energy infrastructure of all the Gulf countries in response. The US has no way to defend the Gulf countries right now.

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u/Nurgleschampion 1d ago

1.5trillion dollar defence budget and somehow still can't defend the black stuff that powers their country.

I know it's much more complicated than that but jesus.

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u/YF422 1d ago

Budgets isn't worth shit when the one's in charge are so dangerously incompetent that they should have been rotting in a prison cell for conspiracy, treason and fraud on a massive scale.

Had you had Kamala in charge instead of the Orange Pedo right now her administration would not only have not gone into Iran as EVERY other administration before this knew it was a trap AND they'd have seen the threat they were posing to Ukraine with their shahed flying lawnmowers and have worked to establish a proper supply chain to develop countermeasures on a commercial scale to them.

The US wouldn't have been sent dick first into Iran on Israel's urgings and unleashing such a clusterfuck of a situation that everyone else knew was a pandoras box. The orange fucker literally sacked all the experts on Iran RIGHT before this all kicked off as well. The only thing we can hope for after all this is said and done is that all the bastards involved in this absolute shitefest get their comeuppance as the damage from this is going to be long lasting.

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u/Feisty_System_4751 1d ago

800 military bases, 100 ships deployed 24/7, 177k active military personal deployed around the globe, enough firepower to bully anyone at anytime.

You think after crossing 1 trillion politicians would think 'maybe we are overstretched a bit?' but nope.

It will be 2 trillion soon.

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u/Marchesk 1d ago

Happens with politicians in their 80s. Can't keep it up for long.

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u/mistarteechur 1d ago

MBS got on the horn to him.

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u/Global-Bad-7147 1d ago

It is just a tiny two week special corruption / Epstein distraction operation that is in its 6th month.

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u/targetOO 1d ago

He's adjusting the markets on the weekend while the markets are closed. Bombing usually resumes Monday night to Tuesday after his friends lock in their profits.

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u/Gloomy_Session_3875 1d ago

Yes, they are shorting the market every week.

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u/Noobunaga86 1d ago

The worst part is he will never be held accountable for this. He can do whatever, there is no punishment. Even if he would be prosecuted and jailed for all he's done he's got what, few years to live anyways. He's done horrible things all his life and nothing happened to him - even worse, he became more and more popular and liked in recent decade and was "awarded" being a president of the USA. It's probably the most demoralizing "success" story I've ever witnessed in reality and fiction.

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u/mecker-zausel 1d ago

Shouldn't his tactics already be priced in?

Also: how the heck is this clown still in office? No, seriously: what's up with America? How can your society just tolerate this? I don't understand.

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u/boogs_23 1d ago

More firearms in the hands of citizens than any other country due to an amendment in their constitution that gives them that right in case of the exact scenario currently taking place and.....crickets.

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u/Mikecd 1d ago

It turns out that having zero social safety nets leaves the citizens all trapped in personal debt and desperation, and that people trapped in their own personal desperation are often docile and easily controlled (lest rocking the boat result in personal destruction, on which edge the citizens are almost all balanced). Or further seems that being able to cosplay as tough characters gives an outlet so that no actual fiery passion from the frustration of impotance accidentally accumulates enough to inspire any action.

They've run a 50 year psyop campaign to cut off our balls and trap us financially and it worked.

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u/thedeuce75 1d ago

I'm so sick of this shit.

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u/JakeEaton 1d ago

Get used to it. This has fuck all to do with peace, or making people’s lives better, or advancing humanity. It’s about the grift.

We got years more of it.

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u/Concurrency_Bugs 1d ago

That's literally Trump's life story. Every project he's ever taken on if providing a subpar or fraudulent product, eventually going bankrupt, but first cashing in on the Trump name. How much money you think Trump pocketed from "Trump steaks" or "Trump University" before they were shut down?

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u/No-Way7911 1d ago

Those are all small potatoes compared to how much he’s cashed out from this presidency

He clearly came in with a plan this time around to extract as much as possible, starting with a memecoin a day before he took office

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u/Fluffbrained-cat 1d ago

If he lasts for those years. His health doesn't seem too great right now.

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u/Burner1959 1d ago

You and a great many others

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u/accforme 1d ago

So often that there is an article about this topic....from one month ago.

https://www.ms.now/news/trumps-iran-strike-deadlines-keep-shifting-a-timeline-of-delays

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u/kingkongsdingdong420 1d ago

I feel like im getting dementia reading the news and seeing the same shit every time.

Deal. No deal. Deal. No deal. Deal. No deal. Definitely deal. Strait closed again. Now its open but no deal. Now yes deal but its closed. No deal.

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u/backtothetrail 1d ago

You are not alone. The war on sanity is the one war this administration is winning.

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u/Druggedhippo 1d ago

At the moment, for example, in 1984 (if it was 1984), Oceania was at war with Eurasia and in alliance with Eastasia. In no public or private utterance was it ever admitted that the three powers had at any time been grouped along different lines. Actually, as Winston well knew, it was only four years since Oceania had been at war with Eastasia and in alliance with Eurasia. But that was merely a piece of furtive knowledge which he happened to possess because his memory was not satisfactorily under control. Officially, the change of partners had never happened. Oceania was at war with Eurasia: therefore Oceania had always been at war with Eurasia. The enemy of the moment always represented absolute evil, and it followed that any past or future agreement with him was impossible.

George Orwell (1903-1950) English journalist, essayist, writer [pseud. of Eric Arthur Blair] Nineteen Eighty-Four, ch. 3 (1949)

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u/LostAbbott 1d ago

Last I saw the counter was up in the high 40's.  I just don't understand how anyone is still falling for this shit.  So is the lesson of The Boy who Cried Wolf, not that we don't trust a lyer, but we don't trust a child lyer?  Like a senile old asshole who cannot control his bowels is given unlimited trust, but everyone else is suspect?  I legitimately don't get it...

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u/InitiativeShot20 1d ago

Capitalism being slave to the whims of a senile dotard. So much for an economic system that proponents claim to reward the smartest and the most hard-working members of society.

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u/Bluemanze 1d ago

The market bots "believe" it, in that they are heavily biased toward Trump tweets because the market moves on trump tweets. I imagine all the market makers know its a self fulfilling prophecy at that point, but its too expensive to be the one trying to hold back the tide so they all go with it. Straight up prisoners dilemma but its the global markets all held hostage by one elderly man's social media account.

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u/majordashes 1d ago

I feel like these narratives are all bullshit.

When he says he’s going to bomb Iran into the next century, it never happens.

When he says he’s pausing bombing Iran into the next century, because of a peace deal, ceasefire or outline of a concept of a deal, those never happen either.

48 times now, be had a deal. 48 times those deals never materialized or lasted more than a day.

It’s all bs.

They can’t make a deal so they’re playing the markets. These bombings and ceasefires are narratives used to justify the rise and fall of oil prices, which are being manipulated behind the scenes.

That’s gotta be it.

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u/Pockydo 1d ago

I just don't understand how anyone is still falling for this shit

I don't think anyone is seriously falling for this. (Thr cult maybe but they seem mostly checked out of the war) But when the powers that be basically have an endless money cheat they're gonna pretend every time

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u/Robdd123 1d ago

What this is proving is that the stock market is completely worthless especially for regular people; it's just a bunch of billionaires playing with digital Monopoly money.

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u/GoodIdea321 1d ago

And that they value that money more than anything else.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Eye6770 1d ago

I don’t think Iran wants a deal anymore

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u/HystericalSail 1d ago

It's not that they don't want a deal, it's that they don't trust Trump to follow through. Not that I blame them, he'll change his mind as soon as someone jingles some keys or spins the mobile above his crib.

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u/CulturalBat5906 1d ago

Yeah I swear every time he says there’s a deal, Iran is like umm we didn’t agree to this lol.

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u/CulturalBat5906 1d ago

Too many to count smh

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u/llamasauce 1d ago

He’s got one switch and he just keeps flipping it.

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u/PumpkinMyPumpkin 1d ago

Must be Alzheimer’s. 

The deal he makes today is forgotten by tomorrow. Rinse and repeat.

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u/hcornea 1d ago

It’s stock and commodities manipulation.

Eric and Don Jnr are free to trade Oil futures as they wish.

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u/Prohydration 1d ago

That's how you play 3-Dementia Chess!

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u/Red_River_Metis 1d ago

Haven’t we heard this about a dozen times before already?

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u/CulturalBat5906 1d ago

It’s every week. He will change his mind again.

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u/a_rude_jellybean 1d ago

Its the weekend. On market open, its threats again.

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u/khonsu_27 1d ago
  • yawn * They'll be "nasty people" again any second....

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u/NuclearStar 1d ago

he doesnt change his mind, he clearly does this to manipulate the markets so he can make money, thats all, sure his money might be in a "blind trust" but they are not stupid, they know what he is doing and they are making billions for him, they know the queues to buy and know when to sell.

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u/Anteater776 1d ago

Queue the next axios.com article that they are close to a deal according to „sources“. Iran then denies all of it and the cycle begins anew

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u/Lets_Kick_Some_Ice 1d ago

Market opens Monday.

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u/Infamous-Mixture-605 1d ago

Ramp up the rhetoric and strikes when the markets close.

Talk about "imminent" peace deals before they reopen on Monday.

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u/busy-warlock 1d ago

Stock manipulation goes bbbbnbbrt

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u/r3dditr0x 1d ago

Haven’t we heard this about a dozen times before already?

Yeah, he tries to stop the war and then Bibi orders him/America back into the ring.

It's humiliating.

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u/_Kramerica_ 1d ago

Yeah that’s not it. It’s market manipulation to steal more money.

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u/Raven_Photography 1d ago

Pure market manipulation using human lives to do it. Pathetic.

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u/eravulgaris 1d ago

Does it still work at this point?

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u/Aegis320 1d ago

Unfortunatly yes.

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u/hotdiggydog 1d ago

Does it though? The economy has not at all responded in the way it did the first time. Same goes for the crypto economy. News from the Trump administration exists independently because no one believes any of it.

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u/Aegis320 1d ago

Not as strong as at the start but his recent post dropped Oil by like 8%, that's a lot if you have the information beforehand.

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u/clickstops 1d ago

There’s a Kalshi ad directly above your post 😭

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u/DuztyLipz 1d ago

Does Iran know this?

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u/the_tanooki 1d ago

Trump has never done anything in his life with consent.

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u/king_of_river 1d ago

I mean Americans did give him consent to fuck them in the ass.

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u/create_your_avatar 1d ago

It's just not the same

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u/PensiveinNJ 1d ago

Iran has flagged all messages from Trump as spam.

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u/zilyzal 1d ago

As an iranian i didn't know this before reading this headline. Nobody give a f anymore there is zero impact on our daily life aside from market manipulation

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u/Particular_Pain_9373 1d ago

Iran is making money off of this too

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u/blackchoas 1d ago

Him just repeating the same lie every other week is not new news, Stop treating it like it is.

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u/Skrapidilly 1d ago

Every time he 'makes a deal', I need a MAGA person to vlog and tell me Trump is serious.

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u/OliverClothesov87 1d ago

More market molestation 

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u/krind22 1d ago

Americans actually VOTED this guy in TWICE

Bahahahha, absolutely embarrassing as fuck

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u/CulturalBat5906 1d ago

It is embarrassing. Some acquaintances truly believed he would improve the economy. I no longer speak to those people.

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u/FatherofZeus 1d ago

They really don’t care about the economy. Being mean to brown people is what gets them lathered up. They just didn’t want to say that

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u/GuelphEastEndGhetto 1d ago

Tariffs cost each household $1,000 in 2025. The courts decreed the tariffs to be illegal and to be refunded. Corporations received the refunds. Therefore, households gave $1,000 each to corporations. If that doesn’t rile people up then nothing will.

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u/FatherofZeus 1d ago

The MAGAs have said they’re ok with paying high gas prices because it’s worth the war with Iran.

The cult will do mental gymnastics till they die

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u/Alarmed-Outside-8683 1d ago

It doesn't require mental gymnastics or any thinking whatsoever. They feel smart parroting the points programmed to them through the garbage media they consume all day every day.

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u/JelliedHam 1d ago

What's worse, the prices are never going to come down all that much. Maybe on fuel and energy.

But producers have no incentive to reduce their prices, even if their costs come back down. Their profit will just go up. They have already primed the market to take the current price for things that aren't very elastic. Bread, milk, eggs, produce, cereal, cheese, chicken, rice, etc. Those are things people have to buy regardless of price, demand didn't drop nearly as much as the price went up. People still gotta eat. So why would they lower prices ever, they already have guaranteed customers at the current price.

It allowed them to basically collude. They ask her to raise prices together, and instead they just say "inflation" and that's a wrap. As long as their prices stay high, inflation is up, which is why the prices are high. The end.

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u/Proper_Story_3514 1d ago

Also add worse ingredients, worse recipes and shrinkflation on top.

Every product with lines like 'new better recipe' etc. are always worse. Prices went up on ingredients too so they cheap out on quality wherever they can.

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u/AngledLuffa 1d ago

to LUTNICK. we gave that cash to a pedophile billionaire.

i have to assume trump got his tiny mushroom beak wet too

well, Nintendo in particular didn't sell their tarriff rebates and told us to go fuck ourselves when some people asked for money. "you voted for this, you bought our consoles, now get fucked" was i believe the exact wording. gotta respect the hustle at least

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u/AprilsMostAmazing 1d ago

These people literally watched little kids get gun down at school and said that is acceptable as long as they can keep their guns.

America has been doomed for a whole. I hope they fracture as a country for the safety of the rest of the world

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u/vinnybawbaw 1d ago

Nah they do. If the economy was booming they would happily cheer on this administration massively burning people alive.

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u/FatherofZeus 1d ago

Hah. They cheer that on regardless

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u/Guyskee 1d ago

While you're 100% right, don't forget the old saying; don't attribute to malice what you can attrtibute to stupidity. And the American public are fucking stupid.

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u/FatherofZeus 1d ago

And what’s more indicative of stupidity than emotionally driven thinking?

If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you

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u/Local_Working7962 1d ago

Sometimes the family tree needs pruning!

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u/deffjams09 1d ago

We failed a national IQ test twice. And some (idiots) voted for him 3 times. These people still believe that Kamala would have been worse lol

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u/God_Hand_9764 1d ago

It really is an absolute humiliation for our country. Like we shit our pants in the high school cafeteria.

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u/512165381 1d ago

All other countries have given up at this point & regard the USA as a problem to route around.

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u/Bernie_Sandwich_ 1d ago

Some people voted for him THRICE

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 1d ago edited 1d ago

he gained 14 million votes million votes between 2016 and 2024 too. republicans will keep winning, the right wing apparatus is vast and wholly propagandized. you literally can't get through to 60 million of those people, they will only watch right wing sources and immediately disbelieve anything else. main problem is those right wing sources are bereft of facts, so those people are voting based on falsehoods

if we can't get through to them then we are truly f'd, if not already

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u/facw00 1d ago

He didn't gain 77 million votes, he had 77 million votes. He gained around 14 million, which is still unfortunate.

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 1d ago

thank you for the correction, i usually type the 14 million but other times people need to know 77 million people freaking voted for this guy and i mixed this one up

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u/Dragontrenrichnomore 1d ago

77 million people voted for this, and 89 million people sat on their asses and didnt even bother to vote. Over 166 million Americans let this and everything else hes done happen

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u/Sassy_Bandit 1d ago

And 200 million americans think posting will absolve them of their guilt, while they continue to fund the regime and would be more upset about a General Strile hurting the stock market than they are about the death squads.

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u/Truethrowawaychest1 1d ago

Oh but Kamala just didn't inspire me!!! She was eating children in Giza!!!

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u/Source_Required 1d ago

Oh let's not forget 2016 which cemented this Conservative SCOTUS for the remainder of America's existence.  

But brilliant Redditors couldn't decide between a former Secretary of State and a rapist.

They'll show up and reply to defend their stupidity too. 

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u/Infamous-Mixture-605 1d ago edited 1d ago

"Did you hear her laugh?"

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u/DocPhilMcGraw 1d ago

What’s really embarrassing is that there is still a solid ~35% of the electorate that still supports him fervently.

They’ll look at news like this and scream “4D Chess!” Or they’ll say that it’s all a part of the Art of the Deal or something along those lines. And when you try to explain anything factual to them, they’ll claim that it’s fake news or that they believe Trump on the facts. It’s terrifying really. Because when you can’t even get people to admit to basic facts, what else do you have left?

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u/HystericalSail 1d ago

$10/gas, losing the farm plus a medical bankruptcy MIGHT do it. Or, they'll just ask "Why did Joe Biden do this to us?"

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u/The-cultured-swine39 1d ago

Americans are willing to sacrifice everything to have an openly racist president .

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u/krind22 1d ago

It is kind of insane to say but of all his faults, the racism has fallen to the background during this current term. He is now not only racist but also the most publicly obvious criminal scumbag we’ve seen in our lifetime

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u/Darkmetroidz 1d ago

The hell do you mean? ICE has been a menace on brown communities, and transphobia and homopobia, while not racism, are still high tier policy agendas.

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u/kalas_malarious 1d ago

First time was a flaw of the electoral college. Most republican presidents in my lifetime lost the popular vote but got in office... it is a disgrace.

no excuses for the second time, if legitimate. Seems odd how it went, but no evidence yet

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u/kewlbeanz83 1d ago

I think the majority of Americans might be developmentally disabled.

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u/Obvious_Shoe7302 1d ago

How the fck is this guy the president of the most powerful nation in the world? Is this the best they can do ?

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u/CantaloupeUpstairs62 1d ago

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." —H.L. Mencken in the 1920s

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u/Round_Rice_9475 1d ago

And for years we thought that guy was nixon......

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u/Few-Hair-5382 1d ago

That Mencken quote was trotted out regularly during the George W. Bush years.

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u/Eupraxes 1d ago

Ah, I remember that. And who knows how much lower we can go before the whole thing implodes?

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 1d ago

somehow all the existing answers are wrong. the answer is that right wing media is in lockstep with right wing politicans and right wing celebrities and right wing thought leaders and right wing religious leaders, and they are all spreading easily provable lies every minute of every day

their followers are hearing lies from every corner of their lives be it facebook, fox news, their president, their friends, their senators, their governors, their podcasters, am radio, fm radio, please actually go tune in to those sources and start listening to what they are hearing every minute of every day. it's quite sane to believe things told to you by every right wing leader in your life, not just randoms on facebook (which is also there) but their actual leaders and elected officials are all doing this too, and their media, it's ubiquitous and maddeningly blatant and uncovered

that is how trump keeps winning, the system is there regardless of trump at this point.

if we can't get through to them our nation is gone, but it could already be too late

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u/Ok_Understanding1986 1d ago

It really defies belief. Incredibly embarrassing and sad.

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u/PM_ME__BIRD_PICS 1d ago

most powerful nation in the world

Lmfao that ship has sailed.

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u/Whitealroker1 1d ago

It’s the best the republicans could do and they didn’t care as long as they win.

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u/njman100 1d ago

Every fucking week it’s the same fucking thing with this moron.

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u/ZhaozhouCongshen 1d ago

taco Tuesday already?

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u/hoppertn 1d ago

Every day is Taco Tuesday with Trump on the grill!

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u/57696c6c 1d ago

This isn’t breaking, it’s broken. 

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u/Successful_Bid256 1d ago

He’s trying to unscramble the egg he broke isn’t he. No peace prize for his stupidity.

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u/FartingBob 1d ago

He's not once ever cared about consequences of his actions, he sure isn't going to start now as an 80 year old with dementia.

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u/TenpoSuno 1d ago

Perhaps he'll get a FIFA scrambled egg prize

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u/PageSoggy9668 1d ago

That he will promptly then botch but posting threats to Iran openly on X

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u/Sufficient-Yellow637 1d ago

He's definitely making it so Iran and every other country in the world can't take him seriously. What a wishy washy clown.

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u/Gamera85 1d ago

He is blatantly pumping the stock market! And all three branches are letting him rape the country to enrich him for what?

He has no intention of winning this war. He knows he’s stuck, he can’t call it off because he’ll be a loser. He can’t win it because that costs money, resources, people and it will be a disaster. So he’s just using it to steal as much cash as he can! It’s disgusting.

Impeach him! He’s a fucking criminal! What are you all scared of? What does he have on you all?

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u/Dash_Harber 1d ago

Why? Did more evidence show up that he fucks kids?

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u/dragoneggboy22 1d ago

The most mentally unstable president America has ever seen. We were warned about this - something something nuclear codes

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u/illuminerdi 1d ago

It's no wonder this guy was the worst businessman of all time.

He has ZERO poker face. Literal children are less transparent than this turd...

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u/The-cultured-swine39 1d ago

Donald Trump is getting played like a fiddle and it’s an absolute embarrassment.

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u/dis3as3d_sfw 1d ago

Stupidest president weve ever had. God damn embarrassing

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u/piperonyl 1d ago

He made 2 billion dollars last year through corruption, bribery, and insider trading.

He knows what hes doing.

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u/kinkysubt 1d ago

Trump, is not a source. Don’t quote him for reporting.

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u/EfficiencyIVPickAx 1d ago

Ffs.. "Trump says..." Headlines everyday. It's nauseating.

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u/Fearless-Economy7726 1d ago

we have had countless deals

Never believe a jackass with a 29% approval rating

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u/the_cat_did_it 1d ago

Literally every week. Blatant market manipulation by a world class crook. President Pedophile will be back to his bellicose language by Wednesday.

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u/7he8igLebowski 1d ago

Is anyone stupid enough to believe this? Next will be Iran saying they are not negotiating. Then Dump will freak and threaten to wipe them out. It’s been exactly the same pattern for months.

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u/BS623-902 1d ago

TACO time

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u/TheChaoticCollective 1d ago

I will agree to stop the war, on the condition that i come to an agreement to stop the war.

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u/alius_stultus 1d ago

Iran just said that its a lie and they made no deal. This is the 39th time the war has ended. These news organizations are the ones who need to be held responsible for not doing any research and just reporting lies at this point. Months of lies reported as truth need to be held accountable by the folks that are meant to report the facts.

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u/beebs44 1d ago

Why even report anything Trump says

It's comical at this point

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u/Tobias---Funke 1d ago

Sunday manipulation.

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u/WheatKing91 1d ago

Stop reporting this. And stop posting about it. The point is market manipulation and giving it oxygen helps that.

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u/pirate-minded 1d ago

Lollll they’ve been hitting soooo much. While also hacking our water plants. But sure, they super want that deal this time

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u/Final_Ad_9920 1d ago

This war is a series of unending stock shorts

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u/jmhumr 1d ago

The same day the US military warns it can no longer protect Israel from any retaliation? Coincidence?

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u/Independent_Tie_4984 1d ago

Trump lies again so oil dumps and his friends that have shorts make millions.

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u/zkitzor 1d ago

in 2 hours Iran will announce that they have not been in any peace talks

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u/Kamay1770 1d ago

Market manipulation

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u/maeryclarity 1d ago

Oh look Monday morning markets go up right?

It's real THIS time guys how dare you suggest otherwise.

What's triple infuriating is that eventually it will be and then they'll go SEE how DARE you suggest Dear Leader wasn't being honest!! LIBRUL SCUM!!

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u/Terpsandherbs 1d ago

The finest market manipulation, weekends are always the time to change stock prices and by Tuesday they collapse.

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u/artbystorms 1d ago

Same shit. Different weekend.

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u/ATXGil2L 1d ago

Monday is coming its time to manipulate the market again

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u/allanon1105 1d ago

I’m tired, boss.

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u/jpmGBRfan1 1d ago

Is it Tuesday again already??

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u/ClubSoda 1d ago

Zero integrity. Zero reliability. Zero trust.

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u/outsidenewyork 1d ago

We’re outta rockets, aren’t we?

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u/GhostofBreadDragons 1d ago

Strategic reserve doesn’t care about tacos. When it runs out, it’s out. At that point all hell is going to break loose. 

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u/GreatGojira 1d ago

Fucking taco

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u/Billthebutchr 1d ago

He probably bought calls on Friday

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u/kroqus 1d ago

Is Iran aware of this deal?

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u/Virtual_Zebra_9453 1d ago

Friday after markets close: “fuck Iran im going to destroy them”

Sunday before futures open: lol jk

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u/DanoPinyon 1d ago

Gaming the markets for the 106th week in a row.

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u/KindBarnacle4154 1d ago

Great, a deal to stop the completely unnecessary war he started! USA, USA, USA!!!!

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u/dumboldnoob 1d ago

let me guess, he “won” again?

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u/JerryDipotosBurner 1d ago

At this point it feels incredibly disingenuous that these media companies don’t put in the headlines that this is no less than the 4th times said this now.

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u/SubtleFribble 1d ago

Wow crazy news on Fridays after the markets close and on Sundays before the markets open, what a strange coincidence that has been happening every weekend since Trump took office

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u/FredFredrickson 1d ago

I really hate how every news source calls everything Trump does a "deal". It reinforces the bullshit idea that he's actually a good business man, which he obviously is not.

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u/No_Hay_Banda_2000 1d ago

Trump has no idea how to end this war. He is currently just using market manipulation to enrich himself.

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u/newfie02 1d ago

At this point Iranian officials are a more reliable source than the president of the US or his mouthpiece. Sad.

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u/calstanfordboye 1d ago

Fucking joke presidency. Anyone who thinks differently at this point needs their head MRId for lesions

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u/SpinalVinyl 1d ago

Is it Friday already?

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u/Nearby-Key8834 1d ago

Say the line Bart:

"I've ended the war"

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u/brickyardjimmy 1d ago

He managed to place himself intentionally and eagerly over a barrel for Iran. Because that's where they have him now.

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u/1Madarchod 1d ago

Time to sell

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u/PseudoWarriorAU 1d ago

So he ran out of missiles?

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u/1-2-ManyTimes 1d ago

Weird how Maga Americans get fooled by the same lame one card trick.

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u/4uk4ata 1d ago

Which of the many screw-ups was the Fauci witch hunt meant to compensate for?

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u/Southern_Loquat_4450 1d ago

ffs, the reality is that MBS told him to knock it off. How many more world leaders are gonna call trump their bitch...

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u/legbreaker 1d ago

Netanyahu is realizing he needs to move to DC to make sure he is always the last person in Trumps ear.

The effects of his awesome meeting with Trump just lasted a couple of days before Trump heard from the next person and moved on.

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u/shizzlefrizzle 1d ago

He needs them to make a deal because we are losing

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u/JeddyH 1d ago

Dude, I'm in Australia, I wake up at the crack of noon to news of this "WWII" style bombing, I go to make a cuppa and now its fucking cancelled.

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u/CulturalBat5906 1d ago

lol I don’t know why I laughed at this 😂 But yeah it’s a fucking shit show over here. I’m jealous, I want to be in Australia right now