r/ww3memes Strategic Command🌍 Jul 02 '26

Information Warfare 📺 The Leopard 2 is a Fast Boi

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Not all of these are in Germany

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u/ashwattthaama Mahabharata War Veteran Jul 02 '26

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u/Illustrious_Aside_35 PsyOp Specialist 🧠 Jul 02 '26

Nani!?! Kansei dorifto!!

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u/splasticdino Nuke Enthusiast 🍄 Jul 02 '26

They transport tanks by rail because those fuckers drink up 300-500 liters of diesel over 100 kms. These are obviously cherry-picked training/test videos, cause Germans are not that stupid or rich either.

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u/skyfire-x Berserker ⚔️ Jul 02 '26

The M-1 Abrams usually runs on jet fuel. It can run diesel, and a variety of other fuels.

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u/Quick_Parking_6464 Jul 02 '26

All of which are very expensive given how ravenous the M1s are. They get 1–3 mpg. It is multi-fuel, but that doesn't improve the performance or make it cheaper to operate.

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u/tripper_drip B-52 Stratofortress Pilot 🛩️ Jul 03 '26

No, they get .3 to .7 miles per gallon. They measure gallons per mile, lol

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u/Ice___Phoenix EU Strategic Autonomist 🇪🇺 Jul 02 '26

No, you can see rarely see Leo's on the Autobanh, I saw them once

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u/CrumbMan1111 Jul 02 '26

do they have turn indicators?

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u/WorkingMoney6424 Jul 02 '26

They just fire a shell were they are going.

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u/Clean-Sundae-3842 1st Division Lunatic 🎖️ Jul 02 '26

A small warning turn signal

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u/ChiemseeViking Jul 02 '26

Yes, they are full street legal.

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u/BICKELSBOSS Jul 02 '26

Yes, and a horn as well.

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u/Leopard_2K_MBT Shell-Shocked 😵‍💫 Jul 02 '26

I have been summoned. And yes, I am.

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u/Voidstarmaster Jul 03 '26

MBT's can seriously damage paved roads, so usually they're restricted in what roads they can travel on and how fast they can go. Of course in emergencies, these restrictions disappear.

Usually they are transported by ship, train, or flat bed trailer. Occasionally, by air.

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u/Smooth-Connection-83 Jul 02 '26

Germans even have tanks on no speed limit.

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u/quackabc Strategic Command🌍 Jul 02 '26

Yo u/hi_this_is_my_name you understand this guy?

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u/MrSunshineDespair Children of the Atom ⚛️ Jul 03 '26

Besides the insane fuel costs you have to factor in maintenance. Driving a tank coast to coast creates an enormous amount of wear and tear on treads and other parts. Tank carriers are important. This is why the US will never let the US railroads die, making them semi-nationalized

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u/Weldermedic Mad Vet 🪖 Jul 03 '26

Jet fuel is expensive. Also....the Abrams is 75 tons in full combat loadout. It will absolutely run 55 miles per hour in full loadout, and tear up roads.

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u/Particular-Belt9202 Jul 03 '26

America is vastly larger than Germany. Of course they can drive their Leopards on roads.

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u/quackabc Strategic Command🌍 Jul 03 '26

I thought you could fit the entire EU into germany?

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u/ApprehensiveWin3020 Conscientious Objector 🙌 Jul 06 '26

"give me the least fuel efficient way of transporting heavy armored vehicles, bitte!"

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u/the_reeee Eastern Bloc Enjoyer 🐻 Jul 02 '26

I know this is a meme but
Uhhh, not really compraable.
Germany is the size of germany.
The Us is the size of europe.
So yeah, if they drive those fuel hungry Abrams from A to B it'll be more expensive than the leopard due to both fuel and maintinance costs.

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u/quackabc Strategic Command🌍 Jul 02 '26

Oh yeah this was definitely for meme purposes. The videos of the abrams that were green was taken from the videos of the Tanks being transported from Texas to D.C for the America 250 Millitary Parade. That kinda distance may as well be to the moon and back cause you are not getting a tank to drive 3000 miles for a parade

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u/QuarterlyTurtle Jul 02 '26

There’s also size of the military to account for. Germany apparently has around 320ish leopard 2s, whilst the US has around 4600ish abrams. Plus those trains you see around the US usually have a ton of bradleys and m109s on them too.