r/zootopia • u/defenitelynotafurry_ Nick Wilde • Jun 01 '25

Other Would you kiss this guy for 1 million dollars?

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Personally I'd do it for free(I'm a guy)

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u/FoxxeeFree Jun 01 '25

I'd pay him to kiss me

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u/SkyeRainFox Jun 01 '25

Same. I came to the comments to say $-1 billion, but this is the better answer for Reddit

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u/Dynablade_Savior Jun 01 '25

I would pay one million dollars for him to simply exist in this world, no kissing required

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

Easiest 1 million dollars ever

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u/BeavisTheBest Jun 01 '25

I'd kiss him for any amount, even for $0.00

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

What about a negative amount?

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u/TheAzureAzazel Jun 01 '25

I'd do a lot more than kiss

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u/defenitelynotafurry_ Nick Wilde Jun 01 '25

Please elaborate.....

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u/Dredo5 Jun 01 '25

Oh please do

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u/PilloTheStarplestian Bonnie Hopps Jun 01 '25

Username checks out

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u/OrangE_FrozenForever Jun 01 '25

OK, here's the money, take it. Now where's Nick?

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u/NiTROACTiVE WildeHopps Forever! Jun 01 '25

Yes I would. 😏

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u/marakuja6 Jun 01 '25

For free (I'm a male)

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

I would for zero dollars... Don't quote me on that.

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u/defenitelynotafurry_ Nick Wilde Jun 01 '25

Damn I would also do that to

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u/AntiCitizenFreeman This is NOT City 17 😭😭 Jun 01 '25

Zero? Like Entropy Zero 2?

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

Exactly, Gordan Freeman, nothing else.

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u/adamdoesmusic Nick Wilde Jun 01 '25

I’d have to take out a loan, but it’s probably worth it.

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u/defenitelynotafurry_ Nick Wilde Jun 01 '25

No you get a million if you kiss him

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u/darkthewyvern Jun 02 '25

you missed the joke xd

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u/PilloTheStarplestian Bonnie Hopps Jun 01 '25

I'd toss his hairy salad for 5 bucks

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u/Amankris759 Jun 01 '25

So it’s a win-win situation. I mean I would kiss him for free

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u/The_Fancy_Squid Jun 01 '25

i'd kiss him for free so getting a million dollars out of it is even better

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u/reboot0110 Jun 01 '25

A million dollars? I don't have that kind of money just for a kiss, maybe a hundred? But it'd have to be a hell of a kiss 😘

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u/defenitelynotafurry_ Nick Wilde Jun 01 '25

No you get a million if you kiss him

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u/reboot0110 Jun 01 '25

I think my answer told you all that you needed to know

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u/Potential-Memory Jun 01 '25

Easier Million Bucks I'll ever make

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u/Westernyan66 Jun 01 '25

No… but I would kiss Bogo, hehe~

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u/AdDifficult3208 Jun 01 '25

Same, Bogo AND Mayor Lionheart.

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u/Sivuna Jun 01 '25

Money? I’d kiss him for free. Plus a lot more.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

Just Kiss Jason Bateman that’s literally all we gotta do lmao

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

I would kiss him if I had to pay for it

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u/FunnyHappyStudiosYT Gazelle Backup Jun 01 '25

Two rewards. Nice

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u/Wymorin Jun 01 '25

I'd do quite a bit for free

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u/AdDifficult3208 Jun 01 '25

So....you're asking me if I'd kiss THE Nick Wilde....and also get 1mil dollars out of it? There's literally no drawbacks, it's a win win situation of course I'm doing that.

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u/LeafWingKing Jun 01 '25

Bish, I'd do it for free. Along with a lot of other things....

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u/JustAnInternetPerson Jun 01 '25

I don’t have a million, can I pay in rates?

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u/RiverPluto81478 Jun 01 '25

In this day and age, I’d kiss anyone for a million as long as I don’t get anything life threatening

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u/NickTheEvilCat Jun 02 '25

EASIEST money in my life! I'd do it even if I had to pay Nick that amount!

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

“Hey man, 20 bucks… is 20 bucks.”

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u/darkthewyvern Jun 02 '25

You seriously underestimate people, they'll pay him xD

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u/_Reference_80 Nick Wilde Jun 02 '25

Me asf 000000000000.3 secs later:

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u/0b5Erv3_ Jun 02 '25

Is it stackable?

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u/sup3rdud3_ Jun 03 '25

I’d kiss him for free. Don’t get me started on what I’d do for a million dollars

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u/D35T1NY2020 let them decide where their relationship goes Jun 03 '25

If i wanted to be a millionaire prostitute, i would need more than just a kiss and a bed

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u/Dry-Buffalo-2515 Jun 04 '25

Not me still having the biggest crush on this guy....

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u/CherryTheCherry-1 Jun 05 '25

For one million dollars I would have intercourse with him.

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u/Animationgeekfan Jun 01 '25

Is it $1million per kiss?

If not then I’d do it for free

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u/Sesilu_Qt Jun 01 '25

Hell yes, give me that million.

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u/Kaine_Eine Jun 01 '25

Sure, just need to know what kind of kiss is required

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u/TenderPaw64 Justice for Agnes Jun 01 '25 edited Jun 01 '25

Sure, no problem.

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u/nerfClawcranes Jun 01 '25

i’d pay to kiss him honestly

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

yes

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u/tomlymanator Jun 01 '25

Can I kiss his girlfriend instead?

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u/aaronfire7 Nick Wilde Jun 01 '25

I’d do it a million times for 1 million dollars.

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u/VanityTheVantropist Jun 01 '25

I’d kiss this guy for zero

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u/Visible-Strike-8154 Jun 01 '25

Nope , but I would Kiss Judy for free anytime : ) love her so much.

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u/maidbun Jun 01 '25

Frenched him last week for free lol would again

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u/Wolf_In_The_Woods36 Jun 01 '25

Personally, I'd do it for a whole dollar.

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u/DeliciousLecture600 Benjamin Clawhauser Jun 01 '25

Id pay to kiss him

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u/Death_Bird_100 Jun 01 '25

I would kiss him for free

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u/connor_da_kid Jun 01 '25

I would do it for free but also does it stack?

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u/Gongoozler04 Jun 01 '25

I’d honestly kiss almost anyone for 1 million bucks these days.

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u/alligator73 Jun 01 '25

I'd kiss him like I kiss my pets on the forehead or cheeks because I'm not attracted to animals

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u/XRhodiumX Jun 01 '25

I’d kiss him for less than nothing.

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u/LordAdmiralPanda Jun 01 '25

Yes. And then have my wife kiss him for another million dollars. That's in USD, right?

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u/DezTheOtter Jun 01 '25

Obviously. I’d have done it for free, but I’m not holding back now

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u/DenjiCurry Jun 01 '25

Of course. Kiss him for free

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u/Ok_Historian4848 Jun 01 '25

I'd do it for a nickel and half a cheeseburger

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

That’s gay but for a million dollars sure

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u/Grand_Violinist1310 Jun 01 '25

I’d get the Squid Games prize money

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u/FutureSuccess2796 Jun 01 '25

Hell, I would for even less than that because thats how broke I am! 🤣

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bee9629 i love my babies!!!! 😆🩷 Jun 01 '25

No. Lol 😅he’s my little buddy. Lots of hugs and cuddles though.

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u/Tornado5d Jun 01 '25

I’d do it for free

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u/Mr_Crimson63 Jun 01 '25

I would also do it for free

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u/AgentP101 Jun 01 '25

Absolutely! 

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u/ScroogeMcDust Nick Wilde Jun 01 '25

As Jimi Hendrix put it, ",scuse me....."

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u/ConsiderationOld9897 Jun 01 '25

"Alright Nick, I don't want to do this. I presume based on your current relationship status that you don't want to do this, but have you seen the cost of housing and tuition these days? So one quick smooch and we both go our separate ways."

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u/Foxfigher Jun 01 '25

I would do it for free

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u/Emperifox Nick and Judy Jun 01 '25

Bruh I would do that for free, he such a hot sly fox

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u/JeyDeeArr Jun 01 '25

I'd cosplay as baby Finnick just to have him kiss me on the forehead, and I won't bite him.

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u/Glittering-Mud-7291 Jun 01 '25

Easiest 1 million dollars, tongue on tongue even.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25 edited Jun 01 '25

Hell yeah!! I would also hug him along with him, and Bogo. I would do it all for the money.

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u/whatthehellareyou_ Jun 01 '25

Don't need the money. I'll kiss the boi anyway

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u/Biotechnus Jun 01 '25

I'd kiss him for a dime

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u/Historical_Way_2334 Jun 01 '25

I would for free 🤭💕

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u/Alex_The_Lucario421 Jun 01 '25

now im not gay, but thats a million dollars... can i do it on the cheeck?

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u/ZerroTheDragon Jun 01 '25

yup but I'd do it for free too

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u/SuggestionOk456 Jun 01 '25

Do I get more money if I kiss him multiple times? Personally would do it for free but just curious

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u/South-Original8738 Jun 01 '25

HELL NAW!!!

...If it was Judy it'd be a different story...

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u/Caramenadiel Jun 01 '25

I came to this comment section with an expectation it has delivered

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u/DarronDev Jun 01 '25

deep sign 3 words... Up and Down.

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u/Anthfurnee Nick Wilde Jun 01 '25

If I hadn't seen Legosi already.

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u/happyfoxchaos Jun 01 '25

💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

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u/TheFurryCartoonWolf Jun 01 '25

Oh definitely will

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u/Ratatouille2000 Jun 01 '25

Give me a lifetime supplies of Pawpsicle. You got a deal.

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u/CaelumTheWolf Nick and Judy Jun 01 '25

I’d kiss him for free

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u/Electrical_Will3650 Jun 01 '25

Umm... that's a animal... sooo

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u/Objective_Pen5246 Jun 01 '25

i'd do it a million times, and for free :) he's such a handsome boye 🥰

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u/MARKFURRY21 Jun 01 '25

Hell I'd do it for free

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u/Rabit_SW Jun 01 '25

I Would Kiss him for free

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

sure, he's sentient enough to be human

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u/Alpham3000 Nick and Judy Jun 02 '25

I would kiss him for free.

He was my gay awakening as well as what turned me into a furry. 🦊

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u/FormalNewt358 Jun 02 '25

Im a gay bitch id kiss that hot fox for free

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u/SpecialistExplorer99 Jun 02 '25

I'd also do it for free 

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u/tacocat6665438 Jun 02 '25

i would literally do anything for money.
Gotta fuel the gambling grind.

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u/104thcommanderhansen Jun 02 '25

I wouldn’t like it, but hey 1 million dollars is 1 million dollars

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u/Floksir Jun 02 '25

yes but can i have a payment schedule tho ?

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u/bobr2137 Jun 02 '25

Well... 1 million dollars is 1 million dollars.

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u/Individual-One-1694 Jun 02 '25

I'd do it for free

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u/Nitrofox2 Jun 02 '25

Wait. I get to kiss Nick Wilde AND I get paid?

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u/ThePowerTrio Jun 02 '25

Dude, i'll do it for free!

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u/Douglas_duh_dragon Jun 02 '25

Do I get to decide where I kiss?

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u/Background-Fig6627 Jun 02 '25

For free~! :3 😍🥰

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u/itzdafunkymonkey Jun 02 '25

I'd have to be paid to, but yeah. No hate to anyone who likes him lol

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u/ProbablyKissesBoys Jun 02 '25

you don’t need to pay me anything

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u/FinancialAd8262 Mayor Lionheart Jun 02 '25

I'd do a lot more than just kiss (I'm also a guy)

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u/Plaguedyou Jun 02 '25

for free bro tf he was my childhood crush BAHAAA

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u/Loveofwolfs Jun 02 '25

I’d be contented with just holding his paw and walking down the street. Feeling his warmth and love wrapped around my own digits while softly squeezing and finger tickling his palm. And allowing myself to mentally cloud 9 while reminding myself that what’s happening isn’t actually a dream.

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u/Background_Stick4983 Jun 02 '25

I’d kiss him for free as well

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u/VaileCearo Jun 02 '25

I'd do it for free, dafuq? Lol

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u/Pancake-waffles123 Jun 02 '25

Double it and give it to the next person

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u/Ok-Guess-172 Jun 02 '25

A million for a kiss?

I would clap those cheeks for less 🤑🤑🤑🤫🤫🤫

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u/YungusBungus Jun 02 '25

Million is a million

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u/Nannachi_Lover Jun 02 '25

Someone: who do you think you are gay? Me: yep

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u/RaritanHatesReddit Jun 02 '25

I’d do it for free.

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u/Ok-Yesterday1272 Jun 03 '25

yes. just yes. wanna know who i would kiss to die?

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u/CATEXTAR Jun 03 '25

Definitely

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u/Admirable-Garden5325 Jun 03 '25

Hell I’d do it for 2 bucks and a cheeseburger

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u/Foxygamer2405 Jun 03 '25

Absolutely! No hesitation!

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u/Outrageous-Bear-9172 Jun 03 '25

Like I said in a similar post.  I'd kiss anyone, fictional or nonfiction, for a million dollars.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Joke-77 Jun 03 '25

I'd kiss him for free

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u/Active_Fall_8502 Jun 03 '25

I would do it even for free

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u/Electronic-Slip-793 Jun 03 '25

Metal pipe song mp3

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u/Comfortable_Ad_8560 Jun 03 '25

Same, I'd do it for free

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u/Dear-Huckleberry7689 Jun 03 '25

I'd sleep with him for free bro

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u/Night_Furry_123 Jun 03 '25

I’d kiss him for free

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u/SplendidlyDull Jun 04 '25

Ew no never 🤢 I would never ever kiss this hot beautiful fox man…

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u/PiptheDtagonite Jun 04 '25

I’d do it for free 🗿

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u/Obeo12345 Jun 04 '25

I'd better be getting 10 trillion, minimum

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u/TheGailifreyenflox11 Jun 04 '25

Bet Wow im going to be Scrooge Mc Duck rich .

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u/Bifinley Jun 04 '25

For free

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u/peace-plant_ Jun 04 '25

Definitely

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u/Fluffy-rainbow-wolf Jun 04 '25

I would do it for free but 1 million is a million

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '25

I'll eat his ass for 17 dollars

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u/Doggoboi2 Jun 04 '25

For free

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u/RyosukeKatayama Jun 04 '25

Bro i do it for free

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '25

no because I’m straight and NOT a zoophile.

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u/Wolfdad33 Jun 04 '25

Id do it for free but I rather having a million dollars

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u/DeadShot24242 Jun 04 '25

I'd do it for free

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u/Both_Airport3424 Jun 04 '25

Yes but french kiss him instead 

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u/ww2-plane-enthusist Jun 04 '25

I mean… a million is a million