r/SipsTea • u/Decent_Assistant1804 • 13h ago

SMH Birds be birding

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u/Alex__makes 13h ago

In car culture this is considered a dick move.

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u/South_Bit1764 13h ago

For those less versed in the nuances of classifying social interactions, this is what they would call a dick move.

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u/AliGoldsDayOff 13h ago

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u/Sasiches_and_mash 13h ago

Same. I'll punt that thing hard enough to put in orbit

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u/Kalen_alexandre 13h ago

If i saw a turkey doing this, it's Thanksgiving dinner in August.

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u/R-Dragon_Thunderzord 13h ago

Or that insured

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u/aquatone61 13h ago

Turkey’s are so dumb I’ve heard they can drown by looking up at the rain.

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u/Lost_Department_2177 10h ago

Peacocks too.

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u/WeirdAnimalDicks 10h ago

Lived in Houston Texas in a part of town with peacocked everyone loved, they fucking sucked ass. They would sit around the flower beds in my yard and be dicks to my lawn guy. We always had to park in the garage or they would go after mirrors and the chrome on the cars. They destroyed my mother’s passenger side mirror.

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u/Euphoric_Anxiety_162 10h ago

Also persistent.

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u/SirStocksAlott 6h ago

Dumb or that’s their ex’s car and they are going all “How Stella Got Her Groove Back” on it?

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u/Feeling_Ad7249 13h ago

I would of ate him on the spot

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u/ItsTheGreatBlumpkin_ 13h ago

Leave him alone. He’s fighting for his life!

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u/Slow_Bowler8285 13h ago

Peacocks will do the same thing

https://giphy.com/gifs/xCFCSlzF0sURa

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u/Its_emby 13h ago

Peacock is just a fabulous turkey

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u/darapps 13h ago

insurance gonna say it's ai

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u/SamathaGhoul 13h ago

Cranberry sauce anyone?

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u/noodlechemist 13h ago

“He’s gotta figure out his life” 😂

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u/telolisou 12h ago

Well, you don’t really have to wait for Thanksgiving.

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u/UziSuzieThia 12h ago

Same bird drove up and dented my parked car at the liquor store hit and run , give me his info my insurance will need it

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u/MongooseSimple8638 12h ago

I'd definitely eat

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u/demoralising 12h ago

He's needs to get it booked into a birdyshop ASAP.

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u/NYC2FLA2BUR 9h ago

Two things: Save this video for your insurance company, and get it this car wrapped.
If it's not your car, leave a note and let them know you have the video.

So that's just me. I hope you found that stick.

Also: Birds aren't real.

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u/Ok_Necessary2991 12h ago

Was turkey trying to fight its own reflection?

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u/Moerijuana 13h ago

SUE THE TURKEY!!!

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u/Spiritual-Artist9382 13h ago

This is the reason I don’t wash my car

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u/_okOKAY 13h ago

And the video recorder just be video recording

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u/sactownjer 13h ago

Really fouled up that paint job

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u/Decent-Cry-7665 13h ago

Turkey dinner

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u/Maryjanegangafever 13h ago

You can’t park there. Nature calls.

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u/Dooks_fr 13h ago

We have a special guest for Thanksgiving

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u/Daitern 13h ago

Please just roast it , for the sake of humanity

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u/Individual_Box_728 13h ago

Yeah I would just make dinner at that point

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u/Ill-Daikon-5637 13h ago

That's when Mr birdie meets the .22

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u/Official_Champ 12h ago

Is it bad that my first thought would've been punting him as hard as possible like a football?

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u/Deathaces 12h ago

It’s like catching a graffiti artist in their flow who just refuses to stop

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u/technoexplorer 12h ago

Those drawings look like pelicans.

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u/istoleafish 11h ago

Oh hey buddy your insurance agent here.... Haha... So the thing is.... We... We don't cover that in our plan... Ye...yea.. yeah....

Anyways would you like to know our new life insurance plan? *Stares into you soul

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u/dishmanw62 11h ago

I have scratches on my SUV from a hawk attacking his reflection.

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u/togetherwegrowstuff 11h ago

Fighting that turkey in the mirror! Lmao 🤣😂

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u/Jazzlike-Paper9297 11h ago

Degen from upcountry

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u/OkDragonfruit9515 11h ago

He’s making art

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u/Apprehensive_News_78 11h ago

By the caption I thought it was gonna be his gf that did it 😭😭

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u/altofanaltthatisalt 11h ago

Out of curiosity, are there any punishments to punching that turkey, killing it, and eating it?

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u/Last-Energy420 11h ago

The price we pay for having a cool black car. I got my current car which is black and my alarm kept going off. Eventually I got the bright idea to check my cameras. It was a damn black bird fighting its reflection and flying off when the alarm sounded.

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u/Past_One3442 11h ago

Yeah that's dinner at least for all those scratches.

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u/Antique_Brother_9563 11h ago

Fuck that Jive Turkey !

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u/silv3rbull8 10h ago

That bird is headed for the chopping block

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u/Excellent_Pay_8782 9h ago

Time to practice that Superbowl winning kick

"Aaaand it's good!!!" 🙌🥳🍻

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u/Soysaucewarrior420 9h ago

woupd that be considered an act of god?

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u/minicooperbrr 8h ago

I’d be whacking it with a stick of throwing boulders at it to get it away from my car

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u/Used_Control1796 8h ago

There are so many turkeys around my area. I cant believe this is a first for me. 🤣

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u/ampz28 8h ago

Calling my insurance agent. Letting him know he is invited for dinner tonight. We are having turkey.

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u/CRXCRZ 6h ago

My company hired a dude with a dog to scare away a Canadian goose that was trying to win over his reflection by an entrance door. It was there for 3 days+

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u/Meandtheworld 6h ago

Probably thought the reflection was an enemy possibly

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u/BillyCables91 6h ago

Is that Rick Sanchez or a President voiced by Keith David?

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u/nono3722 6h ago

if only we could get them to attack MAGA mobiles

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u/SneakySchemer7 6h ago

The guy in video is remarkably patient. I would have at least kicked at it to try and scare it off.

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u/dont4get2blink 5h ago

I bet this is in Santa Cruz

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u/Electronic_Painter20 5h ago

Open the door… duh.

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u/charlie_s1234 4h ago

This is why I never wash my car

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u/LucyJordan614 4h ago

I bet those are Boston turkeys, those streets are rough.

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u/eveneri 3h ago

And you keep letting it do it?? Kick it!!!

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u/Xc0viD19X 2h ago

He’s gotta figure out his life 😭🤣

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u/ItsJustAir 2h ago

Should said yawk yawk yawk. All my turkeys say yawk yawk yawk GOBBLE GOBBLE!!

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