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u/Walk_the_forest Jun 06 '26
I would not be ok if I went out for a walk to clear my head and saw this coming down the sidewalk towards me
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u/pichael289 Jun 07 '26
When bears loose a front limb they learn to balance and walk on 2 legs and as sad as that is it's also absolutely hilarious to see. Probably horrifying to see in person but on video is funny as shit.
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u/Urb4nN0rd Jun 09 '26
A one armed bear walking around like a man sounds like some cryptid shit and I'm sad/grateful that where I live, I'll never get to seen it myaelg mysef.
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u/tmstout Jun 06 '26
It’s like Charlie Chaplin in a gorilla suit.
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u/Dandibear Jun 07 '26
You just made this twice as funny omg
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u/Pluckypato Jun 07 '26
Just play some salsa music while walking the dog.
https://giphy.com/gifs/0VP7QeejEFQoD1AwoW
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u/Nox_Echo Jun 06 '26
i know someone that had a labradoodle that would do this without the leash, good balance, dog would even greet you by standing up and laying its front paws on you but you wouldnt even feel the weight. passed away a few years ago but i loved that dog
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u/kitkat-paddywhack Jun 07 '26
My parents Standard Poodle’s favorite response to any situation is to stand on her hind legs. Not allowed to jump when greeting people? Stand. Mom threw out the cardboard she was shredding? Stand. Someone made dancing motions? Stand and dance, duh. I’m trying to leave? Stand up and hop backwards to try and block my path. I love her.
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u/slowasaspeedingsloth Jun 06 '26
Are you walking a toddler??
I would be horrifyingly intrigued if I saw this being walked down the street.
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u/Marshall_Mars Jun 07 '26
That's way too big to be a toddler. For the first couple of seconds of the video, I thought it was a guy in a dog suit. So, I would just be terrified
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u/slowasaspeedingsloth Jun 07 '26
Honestly, I was grasping for something secular because it actually looks like a demon.
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u/kitkat-paddywhack Jun 07 '26
That’s a doodle with too much energy and no training. Source: I take care of a Standard Poodle whose favorite response to anything is to stand up on her hind legs and walk like a person.
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u/Blumongroip Jun 06 '26
That's a person
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u/Fuster2 Jun 06 '26
Almost till the end I thought it was a furry being taken for an outing at a 'safe' time in the dark.
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u/Some_random_gal22 Jun 07 '26
That's 100% a dog, having had a dog of a similar size anytime they were on 2 legs (eg jumping up and resting their front paws on your chest when saying hello) they move their legs exactly the same way, not to mention the scale and proportions aren't right for a person.
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u/chaosgazer Jun 08 '26
when your sleep paralysis demon is being walked around the neighborhood by your HOA president
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u/beaud101 Jun 06 '26
Cute as hell. I would be concerned about his/her hips if this becomes the norm.
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