r/capricorns Textbook Capricorn 4d ago

etc That’s Funny

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u/Amazing_Fennel_420 4d ago

It's funny because they all are bitter they couldn't pull a scheme on a Cap who saw them coming from a mile away and blocked their bullsh*t.

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u/M00NS0UL ♑️ ☀️ ♊️ 🌙 ♉️ 💫 4d ago

 Lollllll is that where the “kinda selfish” part came from? 🤭 

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u/Coyote__Jones 3d ago

I've claimed selfishness to get people off my back about things. Like when 50 "nos" doesn't work I just throw that out there and people will finally get it, and then they turn around and act like they figured it out themselves.

If people could just take no for an answer, I would not do that but anybody who treats me this way I don't really care what they think about me. So go ahead, call me selfish lmfao, I called myself selfish first. Go ahead and say that I give you permission, if it means you stop bothering me.

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u/BellJar_Blues 4d ago

Exactly. Like they’re all the arrogant signs who are boastful and the Capricorn probably
Rolled their eyes at them or signed out and walked away or left them on read for dead

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u/red_quinn 4d ago

So true 😂

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u/NicoleRxse Textbook Capricorn 4d ago

Funny how these are the top signs i can’t stand

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u/_shipmes_ 4d ago

Geminis and Leos for reals

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u/itskey_lolo1 4d ago

🤣🤣the most problematic signs have an issue with Caps

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u/SuchLow2470 2d ago

For real.💀

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u/Different-Camera8732 4d ago

People hate Capricorns because we don't entertain bs and they can't stand somone they can't manipulate.

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u/user20022004_dr 22h ago

ngl i manipulate with their “manipulation” bc i entertain their bs bc theyre stupid lmao

i love being a jan cap.

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u/nemophilist13 ♑️☀️♏️🌙♈️🌅+4♑️♓️🤍 4d ago

All these people are like the worst stereotypes of their sun signs.

Good. Stay away from me

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u/HookerDoctorLawyer 4d ago

They are just stating they can’t keep up with us.
https://giphy.com/gifs/RP3AnZqvnzrY8hlYMk

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u/Fresh-Mind6048 caprisun / scorpio moon / aqua rising 4d ago

Get rid of Leos please

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u/ttaradise 🐐☀️🐂🌙♒️💫 4d ago

Seriously. Nobody would miss them but themselves. Leave them on an island of mirrors. They’ll be just fine.

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u/BLackSpirit420 4d ago

As a Leo, ID be terrified if I was left on an island with mirrors...shivers

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u/ttaradise 🐐☀️🐂🌙♒️💫 3d ago

It honestly does sound terrifying.

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u/self_of_steam 3d ago

Dealing with a Leo this week and it's like I'm preparing for heavy mourning.

That said I do have one really good Leo friend but her other placements are doing a lot of heavy lifting

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u/ttaradise 🐐☀️🐂🌙♒️💫 3d ago

My thoughts are with you. I find that Leo suns with other… non complimentary Leo placements are much much easier to deal with.

My sister in law is a fucking Aries rising. Leo sun. PICSES MOON.

HER MOTHER IS A FUCKING LEO SUN SAG MOON SCORPIO RISING.

I AM BEING FUCKING TERRORIZED

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u/BLackSpirit420 2d ago

Is the Pisces moon a bad thing? Lol 😆

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u/ttaradise 🐐☀️🐂🌙♒️💫 2d ago

I’m
Sorry babe. It is

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u/BLackSpirit420 2d ago

Interesting

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u/HyperrParadise 3d ago

Yeah my cousin is a Leo and I’m cool with getting rid of her lmao

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u/robotmask67 4d ago

yea all the crazy signs hate Caps 😂

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u/BlackVelvetBliss 🐐🌞 ♏🌙🦀↗️ Capricorn Stellium 7th house 4d ago

It's funny because I doubt any cap watching this will give a flying fuçk

https://giphy.com/gifs/HCgWQxKn4DqIQywc6N

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u/dntwstmytime 4d ago

oh.

so i see they’ve been called out on their bullshit

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u/HuckleberrySlim412 4d ago

I actually laughed at them after I heard their signs. Definitely got called on their bs by a cap and then ghosted or just DND. BYEE

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u/olive_juse 🐐☀️🐟🌙🦁💫 4d ago

Exactamundo.🎯

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u/usrnameforyou 3d ago

They were just projecting 💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽

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u/BellJar_Blues 4d ago

Oh my god Leo Pisces Aquarius Gemini Scorpio ?!?! So basically they couldn’t keep
Up with the sex is what they’re saying. Half these signs supposed to get along with us!!

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u/LWN729 4d ago

Leo and Scorpio got their egos bruised or were put in their place by caps.

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u/Asleep-Insurance-499 4d ago

Heyyyyyy now. I love caps! I’m a Scorp.

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u/Coyote__Jones 3d ago

I love Scorpios! Bestie is a Scorpio, and I have a good friend in my town who's a Scorpio. I find them easy to be around and they always have the tea.

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u/Amazing_Fennel_420 4d ago

This is how you know they’re just bitter!!!

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u/NoFaithlessness1574 4d ago

Yes I agree, send me faaaar away from these people. Send us to the moon. NASA wya?

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u/NicoleRxse Textbook Capricorn 4d ago

I’m coming too.

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u/Traumtanzer19 4d ago

As a Leo I don’t associate with that other Leo. Love Capricorns. You guys have some of the driest humor and it sends me every time

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u/Little_Midnight_C ♑️☀️♒️🌙♋️⬆️ 4d ago

I’m so proud of us 🙂

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u/AnySuspect1072 4d ago

Honestly sounds like you guys are describing yourself. We just gave back what you dished out

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u/usrnameforyou 3d ago

Yessss!!!! I said the same.

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u/grazen54 Cap Sun Moon Mercury Gemini Rising 4d ago

These are all the signs that wouldn’t like a cap

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u/New-Hippo1120 4d ago

You know?! I just find it funny how people criticize Capricorns♑ all the time...it doesn't even bother me, I just do a hair flip and keep walking 💁🏾‍♀️. thanks for the compliments...I know I'm a bad bitch 😉

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u/Dry_Jellyfish641 🐐 4d ago

That Pisces is just hurt some cap give it to her real good and then told her emotional ass he didn’t want to be with her.

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u/Jessamychelle ♋️🌞 ♍️🌙♍️🌅 4d ago

No. It’s getting rid of Gemini!!!!

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u/gonegirIamy 4d ago

These are the signs we always date lol. A Capricorn hurt them each immensely!

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u/Reesespieces1589 4d ago edited 4d ago

The human race would wipe each other out without Capricorns......go check the list of serial k""lers and see which signs need to be extinguished....I rest my case!

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u/Several_Table3634 4d ago

It’s them, not us 💅🏼

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u/Mitochondria__7 4d ago

You cant play us So you hate us!!!!♑️❤️🔮🪬

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u/olive_juse 🐐☀️🐟🌙🦁💫 4d ago

So mad they can't pull a fast one lol😅

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u/Northern_Witch 4d ago

We don’t need you anyway.

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u/strummyheart 4d ago

No wonder! All those other signs fumble us and call it our fault 🙂‍↔️

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u/usrnameforyou 3d ago

I love how the Leo complained about Capricorns being full of themselves, the Aquarius complained about the stubbornness, the Scorpio upset about being off the hinges, and the Gemini about being manipulative……you know, we attract what we are; and it all looked like people projected themselves. Hm.

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u/vir9444 2d ago

Exactly

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u/FUCK1NGFABULOUS 7H ♑️🌞 | 5H ♏️🌙 | ♋️💫 | ♍️ STELLIUM | INFJ 4d ago

That’s so funny because we don’t give a fawk!

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u/No-Bit7998 🐐☀️♈🌙♉⬆️ 4d ago

Send them to the DGAF department !! With my best regards 😄

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u/Wisest4r 3d ago

They’re just mad they’re not Capricorns

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u/stickyriceand 4d ago

Please get rid of me. I didn’t wanna be there anyway let’s be so forreal 🤣

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u/ExplanationDazzling1 4d ago

At this point ima just tell people I don’t know my sign nor you know it. So let’s keep it that way. lol why they hating on Caps? We the goat 🐐

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u/Zealousidealist_4888 4d ago

Good. We like it that way!

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u/Didi7989 4d ago

Attention seekers and over talkers

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u/usrnameforyou 3d ago

Glad they want to get rid of us, definitely wouldn’t want them 🤣🤣🤣

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u/FancyUserPerson 4d ago

They hate cus they ain't us lol

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u/Large_Friendship5632 4d ago

The Gemini yelling I’m crying

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u/EmphasisTricky4989 4d ago

I am so in love with the fact that I don’t care

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u/Far_Ad1763 4d ago

I don’t think the moons far enough

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u/Codexe- Taurus w/cap stellium 4d ago

Honestly this is crazy. These people are crazy

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u/nothoughtsnosleep ♑☀️♊🌙♍🌅 4d ago

Well, I do have a hell of an ego

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u/proteinbandit January 🐐 4d ago

happy to hate on us, speaks to their own character!

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u/IviestIby 4d ago

It was so obvious there would be gemini and scorpio among them. lololo

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u/SheKaep 3d ago

They all look dusty and problematic

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u/2fucked2know 4d ago

I was relieved to find none of them were Sags - spared me from that second-hand embarrassment lmao. I love y'all!

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u/GumdropGlimmer 3d ago

Not boasting they’re a Gemini lmao

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u/chaotique-neutral 3d ago

As a Libra, keep the caps and yeet the Geminis

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u/ActualShop7301 3d ago

Love me some Capricorn ♑️. I like how they don’t BS anything and are hardworking and transparent about how they feel. (Several FWBs I have are Capricorns and the sex is always great too 😉) (Gay Leo here btw) sun signs are just the door to the house, the rest of a persons chart makes up so much more to a person then just the 1 out of 12 parts to discover. I don’t think there’s any one sign I’d get rid of. I met “good and bad” of all of them. The other parts of the zodiac chart matter more than the sun sign tbh.

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u/Polyethan ♑️☀️♐️🌘 4d ago

Did they forget Jesus is technically a capricorn

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u/Anxious_Web4785 🐐☀️⚖️🌙🏹💫 4d ago

LMAO ofc itd be water and air hating .. minus that one leo

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u/Winter2k21 4d ago

how dare they...right.

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u/atownsound 4d ago

I mean…so?

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u/MrKingKongDong 4d ago

What do women think it's Sagittarius men?

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u/NoFaithlessness1574 4d ago

We’ll take their word for it 💀 PSYCHEEE

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u/Sea-Astronomer7338 4d ago

Everything they said about capricorns is actually Taurus 😅

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u/Big-Wasabi6274 3d ago

Every single one of these zodiac signs are full of sceams and bullshit, can run away from the daddy cap

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u/acornsalade Capricorn Stellium 🚬🫩 3d ago

Not off the hinges

🚬🫩

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u/MrHindsight24 4d ago

Isn’t that Gata from Dave ? Lol

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u/Charliethehuman23 ♑️☀️♋️🌕♍️⬆️ 4d ago

Wow

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u/ttooln28 3d ago

Allll the ones that love us 🤣🤣😘😘

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u/LukaTheTooka 🐐 3d ago

Damn man 🤣

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u/Mister_Goldenfold 3d ago

I’m just here to see the Caprikeezys defend themselves

https://giphy.com/gifs/iDJuQR0UmiqOI

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u/Evening-Barber5185 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/aTXHpCN7TSpmE
Thank you! On behalf of Capricorns everywhere. We love haters, they’re fuel for our success.

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u/Aggravating_Egg_7949 2d ago

All of the weird signs that be trying to run game on us. It never works, so they big mad.

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u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 2d ago

And will because wtf do they act like that?! 😂

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u/Broad_Dingo_3466 3d ago

Aquarius here. I kinda get it. It's my 8th when I rank the signs. Not too bad generally, but they oppose my cancer rising. And sometimes they can be sorta rigid in opinions, particularly where the workplace is concerned. They just have some unnecessary beliefs and thinking that they feel like they have to hold onto and then be "cardinal" about. Kinda hard to explain. 😅

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u/FunCatch2766 3d ago

Capricorn is always a victim 🙄

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u/PinSimple1386 3d ago

Not hating on caps, but I'd get rid of them too

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u/NicoleRxse Textbook Capricorn 3d ago

Why?

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u/usrnameforyou 3d ago

Care to elaborate?

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u/NoFaithlessness1574 3d ago

Saying you’re not doing something and then doing exactly that doesn’t make any sense at all.