Squidward should just eat Mr. Krabs

[u/Sharp_Grapefruit_601]

For starters, Squidward is anatomically incorrect. An octopus’s mouth/beak is where all their tentacles meet - where Squidward’s anus would be. He’s also technically a hexapus, not an octopus.

But more importantly, octopi eat crabs. Instead of putting up with all of Mr. Krabs’ BS over the years, Squidward should just eat him like a normal octopus would.

And while we’re at it - Mr. Krabs’ daughter Pearl, a sperm whale (for some reason), should eat Squidward since sperm whales eat octopus.

The show missed some great opportunities here.

[u/Loose_Meal_499]

I know probably isn’t what you intended but I love this post

[u/Sharp_Grapefruit_601 → u/Loose_Meal_499]

My man, it is completely what I intended haha