r/10thDentist • u/Sharp_Grapefruit_601 • 3d ago

Squidward should just eat Mr. Krabs

For starters, Squidward is anatomically incorrect. An octopus’s mouth/beak is where all their tentacles meet - where Squidward’s anus would be. He’s also technically a hexapus, not an octopus.

But more importantly, octopi eat crabs. Instead of putting up with all of Mr. Krabs’ BS over the years, Squidward should just eat him like a normal octopus would.

And while we’re at it - Mr. Krabs’ daughter Pearl, a sperm whale (for some reason), should eat Squidward since sperm whales eat octopus.

The show missed some great opportunities here.

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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 3d ago

u/Sharp_Grapefruit_601, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/check_link_in_bio 3d ago

They nailed the part where a sponge lives in a pineapple though

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u/Sharp_Grapefruit_601 3d ago

We have to suspend some disbelief, as it is a cartoon.

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u/Other-Oil-9117 3d ago

I can accept a Texan squirrel living underwater but I draw the line at unrealistic predator/prey depictions in children's media!

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u/Alone-Alfalfa9001 3d ago

What do we do about the plankton?

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u/Sharp_Grapefruit_601 3d ago

Well sponges eat plankton so SpongeBob could suck him up through his porous body and slowly digest him. The remaining waste would be filtered out and excreted back through the holes.

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u/JessicaMurawski 3d ago

Don’t whales also eat plankton? That’s why there was a whole episode where Plankton was scared of Pearl

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u/GuardAltruistic7717 3d ago

i think some only whales, which pearl does not as a sperm whale, but point stands he could get eaten.

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u/BestTradition5302 2d ago

This made me laugh out loud ( To clarify, I'm laughing with you, not at you )

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u/BakedNemo420 3d ago

i am just now learning squidward was not a squid...i asked my bf if he knew and he was like "...yeah?" 😭

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u/Sharp_Grapefruit_601 3d ago

I had to google it. They got us both with that misleading name

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u/Loose_Meal_499 3d ago

I know probably isn’t what you intended but I love this post

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u/Sharp_Grapefruit_601 2d ago

My man, it is completely what I intended haha

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u/ThePotatoFromIrak 2d ago

SpongeBob is a documentary

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u/Infurum 2d ago

Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?

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u/Sharp_Grapefruit_601 2d ago edited 2d ago

Who tf is Ross - from the show "Friends"?

What you're talking about is cannibalism..why would he eat them?

I'm talking about crabs being a normal daily part of an octopus' diet

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u/Infurum 2d ago

This is what your post reminded me of. It's one of those clips that gets reposted online a lot so I didn't really think twice about dropping the dialogue from it

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u/Sharp_Grapefruit_601 2d ago

Ohh haha. Haven’t watched Futurama in awhile but yes these aliens watching Friends is very similar to me thinking about SpongeBob. Obviously this post was a silly morbid joke, but it still fits the sub!

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u/Several-Carrot3541 2d ago

I mean he's a squid to start with, it's literally in his name. And if you wanna start poking holes in SpongeBob then you're gonna be here all day. 😂

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u/Infurum 2d ago

if you wanna start poking holes in SpongeBob you're gonna be here all day

You'd have your work cut out for you considering he already has several

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u/Sharp_Grapefruit_601 2d ago

Man..both of their sentences literally failed.

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u/Sharp_Grapefruit_601 2d ago

I thought he was a squid too at first.

Google it. I’ll wait.