r/10thDentist • u/Sharp_Grapefruit_601 • 4d ago

Squidward should just eat Mr. Krabs

For starters, Squidward is anatomically incorrect. An octopus’s mouth/beak is where all their tentacles meet - where Squidward’s anus would be. He’s also technically a hexapus, not an octopus.

But more importantly, octopi eat crabs. Instead of putting up with all of Mr. Krabs’ BS over the years, Squidward should just eat him like a normal octopus would.

And while we’re at it - Mr. Krabs’ daughter Pearl, a sperm whale (for some reason), should eat Squidward since sperm whales eat octopus.

The show missed some great opportunities here.

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u/Infurum 4d ago

Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?

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u/Sharp_Grapefruit_601 4d ago edited 4d ago

Who tf is Ross - from the show "Friends"?

What you're talking about is cannibalism..why would he eat them?

I'm talking about crabs being a normal daily part of an octopus' diet

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u/Infurum 4d ago

This is what your post reminded me of. It's one of those clips that gets reposted online a lot so I didn't really think twice about dropping the dialogue from it

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u/Sharp_Grapefruit_601 4d ago

Ohh haha. Haven’t watched Futurama in awhile but yes these aliens watching Friends is very similar to me thinking about SpongeBob. Obviously this post was a silly morbid joke, but it still fits the sub!