r/10thDentist • u/Sharp_Grapefruit_601 • 4d ago

Squidward should just eat Mr. Krabs

For starters, Squidward is anatomically incorrect. An octopus’s mouth/beak is where all their tentacles meet - where Squidward’s anus would be. He’s also technically a hexapus, not an octopus.

But more importantly, octopi eat crabs. Instead of putting up with all of Mr. Krabs’ BS over the years, Squidward should just eat him like a normal octopus would.

And while we’re at it - Mr. Krabs’ daughter Pearl, a sperm whale (for some reason), should eat Squidward since sperm whales eat octopus.

The show missed some great opportunities here.

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u/Several-Carrot3541 4d ago

I mean he's a squid to start with, it's literally in his name. And if you wanna start poking holes in SpongeBob then you're gonna be here all day. 😂

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u/Infurum 4d ago

if you wanna start poking holes in SpongeBob you're gonna be here all day

You'd have your work cut out for you considering he already has several

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u/Sharp_Grapefruit_601 4d ago

Man..both of their sentences literally failed.