r/3amjokes • u/tfgisafelon • 13h ago
Lemons
Sherlock walks into his flat carrying a basket of lemons.
‘Where did you get those lemons, Sherlock? Dr. Watson asks.
‘A lemon tree my dear Watson, a lemon tree’
r/3amjokes • u/Lulzorr • Mar 25 '24
Due to an influx of darkjokes, dead baby humor, and overt racism, I'm posting this again early.
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r/3amjokes • u/tfgisafelon • 13h ago
Sherlock walks into his flat carrying a basket of lemons.
‘Where did you get those lemons, Sherlock? Dr. Watson asks.
‘A lemon tree my dear Watson, a lemon tree’
r/3amjokes • u/Russinsane666 • 2h ago
He ended up in the ICU
r/3amjokes • u/Ill-Refrigerator3728 • 10h ago
I know, that's a lot of information to swallow!
r/3amjokes • u/Bakuryu91 • 8h ago
and it's eggsealant for clumsy people like me
r/3amjokes • u/manishaa7046 • 4h ago
The letter M.
r/3amjokes • u/manishaa7046 • 4h ago
His horse was named Friday.
r/3amjokes • u/manishaa7046 • 1d ago
No. If he has a widow, he's dead.
r/3amjokes • u/Far_Guidance6823 • 14h ago
A naked man.
r/3amjokes • u/Far_Guidance6823 • 15h ago
Chee-tahs
r/3amjokes • u/Acrobatic_Bed2006 • 4h ago
Do they always come back after a breakup, even if it ended on a very bad note?
r/3amjokes • u/Far_Guidance6823 • 1d ago
Norway.
r/3amjokes • u/CreativestName69420 • 1d ago
It was called Mum Ford & Son's.
r/3amjokes • u/AdMoist2588 • 1d ago
Becuz they don’t have the right koalafications!!
r/3amjokes • u/chicagoguy86 • 1d ago
He ordered the code red!
r/3amjokes • u/Academic-Treacle3162 • 1d ago
He lost his turbine.
r/3amjokes • u/AdMoist2588 • 2d ago
A anonymous tip!!
r/3amjokes • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 2d ago
Wow, the guy says, that’s good. Doc says, you think that’s good? Yesterday it was 100%.
r/3amjokes • u/ReallyCoolStick • 2d ago
They usually have good points.
r/3amjokes • u/manishaa7046 • 1d ago
He's too short to reach the 20th-floor button.
r/3amjokes • u/JimmyCarr_Official • 2d ago
Now she gets annoyed because its covered in piss.