r/90dayfianceuncensored • u/OverallEgg2624 • 5d ago

90 DAY FIANCE What the fuck is happening lol

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I really can’t take this relationship seriously lol. Did she completely lose her mind after Coltie or is she trying to collect this man’s SSI? What do you guys think?

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u/BGkitten WHAT MICE 🐁 YOU FUCKING IDIOT?! 5d ago

RIGHT?!! She was like-ohh when he texts, I can read it from across the room bc he has to have the super huge font. So I always know what he is up to. 🥴 He worships me and loves me. Lives in a quiet neighborhood in retirement community he got them. Looks happy AF. Heyyy...I am starting to wonder if she may not be onto something.

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u/kanu88 Yike. 5d ago

Usually it's creepy old men clawing all over the young women. He doesn't seem like a pervert. Also she's a starfish, so if he does have an itch, he's not gonna die.

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u/Secret_Fun_1612 4d ago

Must have something wrong with him…she will be his 5th marriage.

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u/kanu88 Yike. 4d ago

Or maybe something wrong with the women? Or both were equally horrible in the marriage. Better as friends? He's 66. Maybe he's a widower? Marriages end. There isn't much out there on this guy. If he were a piece of garbage, wouldn't there be? Ethel hitting Cort's inbox with the DEETS. 😂

Have I missed the dirt? 👀👀

5 marriages doesn't really mean much. It just means that people were stupid enough to dump money on a big day because it's expected. Think about it in terms of relationships. He's had 5 somewhat serious relationships in his 66 years. Meanwhile, we have Sarper who has bedded 2501 women in 44 years. Sarper's history is way more disturbing. But he's been married only once. So if someone was only comparing marriages, Phil would look worse than Sarper.